r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/JF-San 1d ago

Maybe the reasoning was this...?

They have two brains so they're two students learning.

They have one body so it's just one working

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u/ThtPhatCat 1d ago

That’s pretty much it. They’re legally two people and can get certified for things independently. They both have a driver’s license for example. However, as teachers they can only teach one class at a time. It’s all just the nature of their problem. Though I will say it seems like the college probably could have worked with them a little bit given their unique situation.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 1d ago

why do they have 2 driver licenses though? i mean, it's not like anyone could proof who of them drove the car

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u/antwan_benjamin 1d ago

Don't each of them control 1 side of the body? So any time they drive...both of them are kinda driving anyway.

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u/Medarco 1d ago

"Listen officer, she controls the right foot. It's not my fault she was speeding!"

"But you're the left head and you didn't check our blind spot!"

I would just let them go with a warning every time. That's some crazy paperwork to deal with, and it's just begging for some kind of lawsuit.

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 1d ago

Kinda explains why they both need licenses

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u/ThtPhatCat 1d ago

Yeah, if they get pulled over who gets the ticket? Haha

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u/Techanthrope 1d ago

I'd love to see a cops face as he approached the window

"License and registra-huh."

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

If one commits tax fraud, do both go to jail?

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u/wanszai 1d ago

The side who has the foot on the gas.

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u/Savagebabypig 1d ago

2 tickets

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u/MockASonOfaShepherd 1d ago

Or what if one commits a crime and gets sentenced to jail, and the other one was innocent.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 1d ago

can one commit a crime, without the other one helping?

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u/Bardmedicine 1d ago

Because they are the two people. I expect that is a big deal to them.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 1d ago

yea but cost-wise they could save a lot by just having one!?

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u/OrdinaryAd5782 1d ago

This made lol and now I feel bad

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u/Nytfire333 1d ago

It’s so they can take turn being the DD. Look officer i haven’t drank anything. She is fucked up. That’s why I can’t do your tests