r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/JF-San 2d ago

Maybe the reasoning was this...?

They have two brains so they're two students learning.

They have one body so it's just one working

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u/ThtPhatCat 2d ago

That’s pretty much it. They’re legally two people and can get certified for things independently. They both have a driver’s license for example. However, as teachers they can only teach one class at a time. It’s all just the nature of their problem. Though I will say it seems like the college probably could have worked with them a little bit given their unique situation.

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u/StopElectingWealthy 2d ago

Nah that’s bullshit. It’s 2 minds, two people, two workers

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u/anengineerandacat 2d ago

Two hands is the main issue, not the minds; very few business models where this is an inherent advantage.

If they got into software engineering, mathematician, etc. and actively used their two minds to scale off each other... potentially could see two paychecks; pair programming is a very common thing and having that extra pair of eyes really does improve the overall quality of the delivered product.

Throw "them" onto a sustainment team and they'll easily run the show (barring both have the skills for it).

The other question I have is... do they both share in sensation? do they both operate the limbs? or is one a talking head and the other has actual bodily control.

That plays a factor into things as well... if only one can control the body... it lowers the value even more.

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u/poisonfire12 2d ago

If two hands is the main issue, do you get half pay for work if you only have one.

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u/anengineerandacat 2d ago

Realistically speaking... doubt you would even get hired at my workplace; that comment just made think through the entire 2-3 campuses of staff and I don't think we have "anyone" that is missing a limb.

We do have folks in wheel-chairs... but they have their hands.

My "guess" is that HR would simply pre-screen them out, never even make it to the interviewer.

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

which is discrimination and illegal in some places but does still happen

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u/bobbingforapplesat3 2d ago

I mean if you physically can't do the job how can you expect anyone to hire you? No point in wasting time for an interview then either.

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u/dongasaurus 2d ago

I don’t see how missing a limb would stop you from working a desk job, the only issue I can think of is typing speed, as if that matters in most jobs anyway.