r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/GhettoGringo87 1d ago

But does the one not getting paid work? Or does she instigate the kids and sabotage her sister? Imagine what it’s like when they get in a fight…like I wonder who’s got more control of the legs…

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u/CallsignKook 1d ago

They each control their half. There’s in depth documentaries about their lifestyle and anatomy. One of them is also married

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u/John-AtWork 1d ago edited 22h ago

One of them is also married

Legally, but I am sure they are essentially both married to the one guy. The two have to share everything.

Edit: They have a right to love and happiness, just like everyone else.

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u/amuse_bouche_1 1d ago

Now this is an accurate definition of ‘sister wife’

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u/queen-of-storms 1d ago

Would this count as a polyamorous relationship?

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u/HoidToTheMoon 21h ago

Honestly, I'm fine with them just doing their own thing and picking whatever label they want.

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u/GodoftheTranses 21h ago

Id reallly have to know the details to know for sure but id assume yes

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u/OstrichSmoothe 1d ago

Imagine the 3rd wheel syndrome

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

Not only did her sister always have her back. She is right there chiming in during every argument. That sounds like hell

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u/OstrichSmoothe 23h ago

There’s no way that man doesn’t have a fetish.

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u/Krangs-Aneurysm 18h ago

Ive always assumed this as well. Put that man on a lie detector and ask if he's ever searched for conjoined twin porn....I think it's a safe bet he has

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u/PapaChubNuts 18h ago

I was just thinking that as I read the article but so what if he does, as long as all of them are happy. It’s like if I guy who was super into Latina’s married a Latino girl, just on a way more unique scale

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u/Krangs-Aneurysm 18h ago

I'm not knocking him! Get yo freak on, I say!

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u/OstrichSmoothe 15h ago

Is he having a 3 some or a 2 and a half-some?

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u/lubmch2os 5h ago

2 wives yelling at me, 1 vagina, not happy

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u/Hot-Nothing-9083 1d ago

Ok, I'll be the one to go to hell for asking what everyone else is wondering, which one feels it?

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u/axelofthekey 1d ago

I think they share sensation in general, and they only have one set of reproductive organs, so...Yeah.

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u/Straddle13 1d ago

So if the one that isn't married doesn't like the guy... Is she just getting raped every time?

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 1d ago

I believe from what they've said, having been that way all their life and having quite a bit of practice how to handle being two people sharing a body, the uninvolved party can just sort of... Ignore it? Disassociate

I don't believe anything is happening non consensually. They are pretty much by definition the two closest human beings on the planet and they have spent their entire life navigating their situation. I can't imagine anyone is doing anything without the consent of all parties involved

How they specifically deal with that is nobody's business but theirs, unless they decide they want to talk about it

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u/wehavepi31415 10h ago

They’re midwesterners. They will figure out the world’s most passive aggressive way to tell you you are boorish for asking.

Never cross a midwesterner- Minnesota nice hides a lot of anger.

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u/ralphvonwauwau 1d ago

They really have to decide by consensus. They each have a veto power after all.

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u/Straddle13 1d ago

I mean sure.. But once you're married.. If the two married are feeling it and you're not .. consent is a going concern.

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u/SoloMarko 20h ago

The double blow jobs are now off the table. Abbey will now take up Mongolian throat singing practice at that time.

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u/VillainousMasked 1d ago

Questionable, but not a problem in this case. While only one of them is married, that's purely on paper and they're in a poly relationship involving them and the one guy, just only one of them can be officially married to him since they're legally two separate people and you cant be married to multiple people.

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u/twentyfifthbaam22 22h ago

Legally two separate people with one paycheck

Interesting

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u/VillainousMasked 16h ago

Funny how that works, right?

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u/LucifersWhore9 1d ago

This is a great question. This would disgust me so much. I wouldn’t be able to have sex or do anything intimate of that sort.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 1d ago

Username doesn’t check out

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u/LucifersWhore9 1d ago

If i was a conjoined twin I definitely wouldn’t be Lucifer’s whore I’d find another job. Probably at an office or something.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 1d ago

Lucifers Receptionist

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u/chillthrowaways 23h ago

Assistant dark lord

No

Assistant to the dark lord

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u/NYDilEmma 23h ago

I don’t know…that kinda feels like the sort of thing he would be into, but maybe he is more for the classics.

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u/LucifersWhore9 21h ago

Oh for sure but I wouldn’t be the one to support that fantasy LMAO

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u/Mister_Rogers69 21h ago

Imagine your wife is in the mood but her sister has a headache

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u/not_hestia 1d ago

You do know a marriage isn't what grants consent, right? The conversations around what is acceptable for everyone involved are going to be more complex, but "make sure everyone involved is comfortable with what's happening" is still the biggest concern.

If you share a body with someone the boundaries are going to look different by necessity, but if they figured out something that works for them, that's all that matters.

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u/Beneficial-News-2232 1d ago

But won't the reproduction affect kids? 🤔

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u/Snowy-Pines 1d ago edited 23h ago

How? They only have one reproductive organ. It would be interesting to know how the pregnancy will affect them both as the child grows(space wise since that they each have some upper organs). But in theory at least the start of a pregnancy will be like it is for everyone else.

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u/R0naldUlyssesSwans 1d ago

I looked it up once and they don't talk about it. There was an AMA on reddit though by someone claiming to be siamese twins. https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/NllQiVSRCp

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u/Asheetmypants 22h ago

I’ll join you, masturbation how’s that work🧐 Edit spell check 👍🏻

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u/Clean_Cranberry_1905 1d ago

Interesting how only one is married and in love. I mean they’re two different minds but sharing a body and being in the same place and same conversations and same experiences with the husband, but only one is in love and married?

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u/Ryythe 1d ago

I think the other one is asexual iirc or aromantic

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u/CrimeShowInfluencer 1d ago

So if they ever get in a physical fight it would basically look like a hockey fight

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u/enterrawolfe 1d ago

This raises really interesting questions about consent.

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u/OldCollegeTry3 1d ago

“Fine! We’re not going anywhere!” Proceeds to just go limp

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u/GhettoGringo87 1d ago

“I’ll shit our pants right now if you don’t go home.”

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u/youneedcheesusinside 1d ago

That’s some real power right there

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u/Ok-Hunt3000 1d ago

Ah man that’s funny

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u/ContributionWorldly7 1d ago

This one sent me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/oreosnacz 1d ago

Et tu, sister?

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u/Next_Notice_4811 1d ago

I'm pretty sure by the time they're college aged, they've reconciled themselves to the constraints of their condition and do not needlessly and pointlessly antagonize their literal other half.

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u/Delicious-Wasabi-605 1d ago

Or the vagina.

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u/SheriffHeckTate 19h ago

Do you think they go stand in front of a mirror so they can look at each other while arguing?