r/SnyderCut 3d ago

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u/Budget_Dog50 4h ago

“Fight!”

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u/Budget_Dog50 4h ago

“Fight!”

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u/applecalyptic 7h ago

When you finally met that single mom who only have 1 Saturday night free each 3 months.

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u/Quiet-Parsnip 8h ago

Bullshit.

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u/Runelord007 8h ago

How it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/Quiet-Parsnip 8h ago

It does feel like that :D

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u/W34kness 9h ago

Robots: Plz Superman, don’t be so dramatic we know this does not hurt you. Just watch the complimentary film, it’s the original cut of Batman vs Superman, it honors you from what our data says.

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u/FlyingGrayson89 10h ago

“SnyderCut user reading positive reviews for Superman (2025)”

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u/ResponsibilityHot989 11h ago

Robot right: "message from Jor-el"

Robot left: "Tittie twister!!!"

Superman: (cries out in American)

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u/BrownSugarTA 13h ago

A-MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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u/Cloudxxy1011 13h ago

Me on December 1st

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u/Spronglet 14h ago

SEXOOOOO

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u/BrownSugarTA 16h ago

“We must take your temperature, Kal-el”

“Lubricant dispenser malfunction”

“Initiating ‘dry’ protocols”

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u/Old-Entertainment844 17h ago

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

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u/420SexHaver68 18h ago

When I'm 7 beers in and the kids are stopping me from getting to my keys.

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u/ThatOneFecker 19h ago

When I grab my phone at 2 am and it’s full brightness

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u/Xcaliber241 1d ago

I thought this was just a prostate exam

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u/mrfett779 1d ago

I have sensitive. NIPPLES!!!

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u/Penward 1d ago

WHAT IS MY CRIME? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

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u/Sleepy_Titan_89 1d ago

Democracy manifest 

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u/UsualCommercial3019 1d ago

huuuuuuuuuuh AW-FACK IM GONNA CUM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

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u/tooboardtoleaf 1d ago

POV: When its 12:01am on Dec 1st

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u/Big_Attempt6783 1d ago

Removed for being negative about Zack Snyder or his work

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u/Practical-Mode310 1d ago

Ray Liotta, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, May 26, 2022

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u/Economy_Side9662 1d ago

Remember to schedule your prostate exam

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u/SniperMaskSociety 1d ago

What's this got to do with Snyder besides a shitty fan war nobody cares about in real life

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u/Timely_Flight_3143 1d ago

“NOT MY WEWEEEEEEE”

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u/MightyGreedo 1d ago

"I HAVE SENSITIVE NIPPLES!"

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u/Ozzmanth 1d ago

HOT DAMN WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed for being negative about Zack Snyder or his work.

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u/EstateMission9592 1d ago

"superman" after seeing his box office numbers dip

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u/lastersoftheuniverse 1d ago edited 1d ago

(Whitney version) Robots thinking the singing is ending when that key change hits:

“AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUEEEEIIIIIIIEEEIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!”

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u/Successful-Item-1844 1d ago

Idk man, if your body is being forced to readjust everything inside like organs and outside of you like cycling skin cells back to a peak physical form in seconds, I’d be screaming like a bitch too

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u/SammyDeeP 2d ago

“WICKED WAS ROBBED!!!”

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u/Desperately069 2d ago

When you try to hold in an edge

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u/whagwanwiththewind 2d ago

Not the bees!

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u/Lucas-Galloway 2d ago

That dude is definitely getting a anal probe to the rear

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u/DarthMekt 2d ago

When you exactly turn your phone's brightness to max while in bed

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u/Kreemkorn23 2d ago

When the sunlight makes it's way thru a tiny spot in the blinds

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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed for trolling or mocking the sub.

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u/karelthekid 2d ago

When the perc hits

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u/imatiredofthis 2d ago

Alien on receiving end of an*l probe.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed for being negative about Zack Snyder fans.

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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed for being negative about Zack Snyder or his work.

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u/Wonder_D_Ragon 2d ago

Gunn fans when Snyder exist

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed for being a meta post or comment about the sub itself. This is ONLY allowed in the specific post made by the moderators and linked under Rule 13.

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u/Novel_Water4510 2d ago

Fingers crossed

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u/MemeKnowledge_06 2d ago

Lois giving straight teeth

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u/streamjam 2d ago

Hes screaming "YEAH!!!!"

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u/SmoochMuffin 2d ago

"It appears the new Anal Probe is causing the subject some discomfort" - Dr. Alien Robot.

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u/Violent-fog 2d ago

Lois having his child and he sees her open up.

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 2d ago

“Save Martha!”

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u/KG8930 2d ago

“DON’T DO IT LEX!! DON’T GIVE HIM THE ANTI LIFE EQUATION!“

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u/Durteedurtydurt 2d ago

Titty twister

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u/letspretndthisisntme 2d ago

And now I can never unsee that. Take your damn upvote.

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u/dissonant_one 2d ago

THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!

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u/DudeNougat 2d ago

Nothing stings like Getting a titty twister by daft punk

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u/Willing_Classroom616 2d ago

Daft punk in the fortress of solitude.

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u/Brilliant_Macaroon83 2d ago

Let me just pop this shoulder back in place… ahhhhhhhh!

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u/Skull8Ranger 2d ago

New Superman isn't dark

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u/DonCola93 2d ago

My IBS

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u/GOneConvoy 2d ago

There are 4 lights

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u/OtakuTacos 2d ago

Your reaction when you fall asleep on the couch and that loud commercial wakes you up.

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u/aManHasNoUsername99 2d ago

When you are born.

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u/Acceptable_Mango__ 2d ago

Reminds me of doctor strange third eye 👁️

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u/NashCityRob 2d ago

Dad's in the 90s on a road trip when you turn on the backseat light to look for something.

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u/MsMercyMain 2d ago

Unironically the best answer

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u/Careful_Orange_8907 2d ago

I'm cuuuuummmiiiinnnnnnngggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Nigma2 2d ago

The robot humour through me off the whole time. The rest was great

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u/Monster_Devourer 2d ago

thats a shitty caption

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u/Cuprunnithover 2d ago

I feel like that’s going to be the tone for the entire DCU just with blood

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u/OriginalCharacter409 2d ago

Comic accurate,in film i think they take humourous take of his recovery by solar harness but in comic it is more painful and full of scream

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u/peeper_tom 2d ago

snyders vision of the kryptonian tech was more up my alley, more alien. Im not looking forward to this movie but ive not really been looking forward to any movies since Spiderman far from home.

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u/Whowutwhen 2d ago

Weird caption.

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u/SabiaNz 2d ago

When you check your phone late at night

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u/TacosRolledFAT 2d ago

"HEY GOOGLE STOP!!"

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 2d ago

When you're watching the new Snow White movie

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u/teddybluethecurser 2d ago

Looks like Brad Beyer

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u/hasibk01 2d ago

Just sucks. It's a typical gunn film where he insert unnecessary comedy in a serous scene which is really disgusting

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u/KiloTheColombian 2d ago

Looks fine to me. I bet the movie will be fine. It’s like people want it to be bad

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u/Friendly-Tough-3416 2d ago

At first I really didn’t want it to be bad, but now it looks so unbelievably shit I’m actually questioning my sanity lol

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u/PurpleGspot 2d ago

I FINISHED ALREADY! QUIT! SUCKING!

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u/Top-Purchase-2794 2d ago

Serious question to my Snyder fans, do you guys think David Corenswet looks like Superman? I don't mean the costume, I mean HIM as a person. His face, nose, jaw structure, eyes, his build, etc.

Personally to me, he does not look like Superman. I do not see any resemblance to Henry Cavill or Tom Welling. To me, he looks like Brendan Fraser's brother.

If I were to recast Superman (which I wouldn't bc Cavill is perfect, but if I HAD to), I would have casted Wolfgang Novogratz. In my opinion, he really looks like Superman.

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u/Ok-Telephone-2109 2d ago

Christopher Reeves, Dean Cain, and Brandon Routh didn't look like Cavill or Welling, and they played Superman first.

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u/Top-Purchase-2794 2d ago

Christopher Reeve WAS Superman. He embodied that role, as did Brandon Routh. But I actually wouldn't say Dean Cain looked like Superman either tbh. Great guy but not really Supes.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

Where did he get robots from?

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

I’m starting to realize many in the group aren’t Superman fans. It’s on the not know lore it’s not ok to let your ignorance dictate your opinions

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

Huh?  I am asking where he got the robots from.  Am I just supposed to know?  Also, I didn’t even state an opinion.  Are only diehard Superman fans that pass your test able to watch and enjoy this movie?

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

Superman has almost 100 years of comics continuity. This isn’t some purity test, it’s genuinely like asking where did Alfred come from or how did the Waynes get rich. Not for nothing if you genuinely don’t know they are caretakers of the fortress part of the program that constructed the fortress. They have been off and on in continuity since the 70s. They take care of the zoo ( yes it has a zoo) and protect the grounds from intruders. If you want a cool story one of the robots took over as a “Superman” during the death of Superman and murdered people punisher style.

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u/AnxiousNPantsless 2d ago

Bro superman having robots is no where near Batman having Alfred lol

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u/kingwooj 2d ago

70s? Homie those robots have been there since the 50s. They are older than almost every modern comic book character.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 1d ago

I’ve never seen nor heard of them

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u/kingwooj 1d ago

They have existed in the comics in one form or another in pretty much every era of the comics. What decades of the comics did you read?

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 1d ago

I dont read comics.  Why would you assume that I have ever read comics before?  The vast majority of people, even people who are fans of the genre, have never read comic books, and have never heard of Superman having robots or having a dog that wears a cape.

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u/kingwooj 1d ago

Your lack of familarity with the source material is your problem then, not mine. Gunn is making an accurate Superman movie and I'm excited for it.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 1d ago

That’s cool I hope you enjoy the robots

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u/TitularFoil 2d ago

I forgot about the zoo. I always loved seeing the hallways of weird alien animals and creatures.

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u/IdolCowboy 2d ago

I had forgotten that about the fortress robot. That was the Eradicator wasn't it?

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u/Kekkersboy 2d ago

Naw Eradicator came faf far later, as a program designed to protect kryptonian life. Particularly being created by Clark's Grandfather in some continuities. But the Fortress Robots have been in every version of the comics. The most famous one being Kelex from the Bryne run

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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago

Where did he get the dog from? None of it makes sense

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

Honestly, tell me you never have read a Superman comic without telling me.

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u/elocnoremac 2d ago

I don’t even think it’s about reading comics. I could probably ask my 70 year old parents who Krypto is and they’d know. And I’d be willing to bet neither has ever picked up a comic.

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

Exactly, it’s just the complete disregard for the source material or understanding there of. Now maybe there are all like 12 year olds who only know the Snyder Superman but somehow I doubt it.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

Oh so this movie is only for people who have read the Superman comics?  Sounds like a very successful strategy. 

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

We aren’t allowed to ask these questions because we aren’t real Superman fans, apparently

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

It’s not that you are real Superman fans are not but these are questions a quick google search will help answer BECAUSE it’s all established cannon. The idea that everything has to be explained to an audience is one of the reason we have 50 million reboots. The act of actually looking into or just accepting an in universe concept for what it is shouldn’t be difficult. Snyder fans seem to suffer from a lack of understanding the personalities of the characters in universe. They don’t know who Superman is thus, how he should act in universe. Yes to some degree he is a space god but he is also a Midwest farm boy just trying to do right. It’s a complexity that comes from decades of pop culture interpretation, media representation and symbolism. Snyder was just one storyteller of hundreds, probably thousands and I don’t think he took the time to really understand the personification of the protagonist he was presenting.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

Oh ok so there’s no need for Reddit since we can all just google stuff.  Gotcha.   So we should all just shut up and keep our questions to Google and let the 6-8 real Superman fans discuss the deep lore.    Seems like this movie will be really successful with people like you gatekeeping the fandom.  This movie definitely isn’t shaping up to be a massive flop.

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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago

If you are that simple in understanding I’m sure that many things in movies confuse you. My growing anxiety from this group is a constant lack of awareness of the source material. The Snyder movies were a cool interpretation. Not the only interpretation. If you really care about these details my point is there are many resources to get better answers. Also I answered your questions as well.

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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago

lol @ you getting a growing anxiety from people asking why a dog has a cape, bro go touch grass for once

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

Superman has always had kryptonian robots in the fortress. They were the drone things that shot lois in man of steel

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

“His bones are rapidly healing!!! So it would hurt a lot you tard!” The most incredible cope I’ve been seeing the last 24 hrs, they want this movie to be good so bad 😩

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u/christopia86 2d ago

I mean, they say he has 16 fractured bones and other internal injuries. I don't think the notion that that rapidly heal8mg would be painful is unreasonable.

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

Idk I just prefer Superman to be healing normally while taking in sunlight, not screaming like he’s in mortal pain from the one thing that heals him 🤔. Do you scream in pain while getting morphine?

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u/christopia86 2d ago

Morphine doesn't heal me. It numbs the pain.

Have I felt pain while healing? Sure. Do bones ache as they grow? Yes. But don't take my word for it:

You might feel sharp, shooting pains in your wound area. This may be a sign that you're getting sensations back in your nerves. The feeling should become less intense and happen less often over time, but check with your doctor if you're concerned.

Healing Pains

In a new study, scientists found that neuron endings grow into injured skin and muscle tissue and communicate with immune cells through a neuropeptide to promote tissue healing.4 These findings, published in Nature, provide insights on how neurons enable healing and open up potential therapeutic targets for regenerative tissue healing strategies.

And more

So from this, it seems pain when healing is normal. If the healing is accelerated, I have I have no issue believing the pain would be greater.

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

Damn you went deep with this cope. I didn’t read all that but kudos to those who did and give you up votes! Enjoy your screaming in the Sunlight Superman!

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u/christopia86 2d ago

Surely the cope is the person ignoring reality to be angry about something that makes sense?

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u/Character_Abroad_280 2d ago

“How dare he feel pain!” 😐

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

From the sun? THE Superman?

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u/Character_Abroad_280 2d ago

The sun isn’t hurting him it’s the multiple internal injuries being forced to heal rapidly. He isn’t immune to pain he’s just super durable so he’s also not used to any of this pain at all.

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

He has a ruptured bladder, you want him to just be nonchalant about that lmao

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

I know another Superman, years ago, ate a NUKE trying to save the world and healed normally while basking in the sun 🌞

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

As a fan of Man of Steel Superman and someone who looks forward to the Gunn take I don’t get this. This is such a weird nitpick, both Supermen are still healing, one is just reseting his bones and fixing all his internal bleeding, Cavill Superman was also incapacitated by the nuke so even if he needed to scream he couldn’t.

Why compare though? I like both but this is not the same Superman and you don’t even know the context. New 52 Superman was on deaths door from an electric chair. Does that make him any less of a Superman?

Its basically confirmed that there is a kryptonian clone in the film and he easily could’ve done this to superman.

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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago

Because it’s trash, we are allowed to criticize trash, we are allowed to compare. And comparing a 2013 mos to this slop is valid.

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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago

Weak pussy ass superman.

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

How so exactly? He presumably was just fighting another kryptonian (as seen in the trailer) and lost just like Cavill did.

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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago

Cavill didn’t spit blood and need a dog. He can also fly 65 miles up to find the sun.

Taking the long way to the fortress is unnecessary.

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

This is insane logic. Is comic superman weak because he has a dog, a monkey, 3 kids, his cousin, and his clone brother all helping him? Also this superman was fighting the kryptonian clone we saw in the trailer and the last time we saw Cavill fight a kryptonian clone he literally died. Does that make him a weak superman? No it doesn’t, both are cool takes.

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u/blitzzombie5 2d ago

This is seriously starting to feel like two kids fighting kver whose dad would be the others. Superman is Superman, sometimes he's gonna get fucked up but that doesn't make him weak, not like that even matters for the quality of the film

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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago

Thats what I said. This dudes logic is weird, just because superman gets hurt sometimes doesn’t make him any less superman, they all get hurt and they are all great

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u/CageAndBale 2d ago

Alien probe

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u/xactlee1 2d ago

"Maaartha"

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u/XxvWarchildvxX 3d ago

The Greatest Showman another Multiversal musical - alternate ending

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u/Super_Candidate7809 3d ago

They are making all sorts of excuses for this nonsense lmaooooo the cope is real!

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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago

They just say whatever gunn wants them to think. Oh yes superman is stupid. Oh yes all dogs are mean and bad.

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u/KllrDav 3d ago

Getting out of bed for first RTO Friday (true story)

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u/OneEyedBandit95 3d ago

Day man!....aaaaah fighter of the nightman!

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u/TheRealAwest 3d ago

I think it’s in 🤣

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u/under_the_rabbit 3d ago

"We are but men. ROCK. AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAHH AAAAAHH"

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u/Strange-Notice6210 3d ago

Will far-El is kal-EL?

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u/jvasilot 3d ago

When it all clicks that this is just another Guardians of the Galaxy movie mixed with a little Suicide Squad.

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u/Ded_Pul 3d ago edited 3d ago

Team-up movies and series featuring 'quirky' characters and humour are James Gunn's whole schtick. No wonder Superman has so many characters in his own first movie.

Adding this because I know some people will strawman it - Nothing wrong with other supporting characters in a first movie, but I'm like, 90% sure Gunn only went with a Superman in an 'already established' universe just because he wanted a movie featuring a team of quirky characters.

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u/Only_Management_4614 2d ago

I mean, they try to build an mcu. Makes sense what they are doing

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u/ListenUpper1178 2d ago

iron man didn't have other superheroes.

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u/In-The-Zone-69 3d ago

I think we’re some kind of suicide squad

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u/Futuremeissuperior 3d ago

So what we some kinda…. Superman squad?

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 3d ago

Remember to lube the tube before you beg for the peg?

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u/Batfan1939 3d ago

KHAAAAAN!

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u/grizzlyadams1990 3d ago

When you notice henry cavill is the same in every movie

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u/Spiritual_Ad_7776 3d ago

Me seeing another live action reboot or sequel of a classic Disney movie (they’re creatively bankrupt)

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u/Macapta 3d ago

Can’t tell you why, but it gives me the same energy as Dwight screaming no at the defaced billboard. 

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u/Fugglymuffin 3d ago

Red Light Escape to Zeta Reticuli 8

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u/Foreign_Split4768 3d ago

Being forced to watch 2025 Snow White

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u/i_see- 3d ago

caption: PROBED

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u/lejocko 3d ago

People on this sub when someone opens the blinds.

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u/LeftArticle9794 3d ago

Most of them are just Gunn fanboys, so you're not wrong lol.

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u/badhombre13 1d ago

r/Snydercut is full of Gunn fanboys? Yeah fucking right lmao

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u/chilldudeohyeah 3d ago

Gunn fans screaming for too much brightness.

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u/FortLoolz 3d ago

Wowzers! This lack of good contrast, and properly dark black colors is so good!

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u/Rorybabory 3d ago

Snyder-verse fans seeing color for the first time

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 2d ago

If this is your best attempt to define and caption "color" 🤣😂😅

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u/Main_Ease6440 2d ago

that shot looks awful, the lighting is completely overexposed it doesn't even look like a professional cinematographer filmed it

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u/FortLoolz 3d ago

Shyderverse fans seeing the apparent lack of contrast and dark blacks, as well as weird camera work:

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u/FortLoolz 3d ago

Shyderverse fans seeing the apparent lack of contrast and dark blacks, as well as weird camera work:

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u/Bazfron 3d ago

My favorite scene from A Capeshit Orange

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u/kyle_katarn95 3d ago

Rip. Should've started a new universe with The Batman.

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u/HevinciMcTavish 3d ago

🎶"And I-I-I-I-I.."🎶

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u/robbedbymyxbox 3d ago

Ka chow ka chow lightning mcqueen

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u/bazingaaa_2 3d ago

😂😂

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u/SuperMemeBro3 3d ago

Snyder fans seeing color

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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 3d ago

We've witnessed some epic moments

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u/Competitive-Effort33 2d ago

That’s literally just grey and blue.

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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 2d ago

Haven't you watched the movie: Aquaman gold, Mera Green, Wonder woman Red blue gold, Martian Manhunter Green blue red, Flash Red yellow, Cyborg red metallic grey

Aso this scene is vibrant

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u/Competitive-Effort33 2d ago

Who made the Aquaman and Wonder Woman movies again?

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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 2d ago

The costumes remain the same based on BVS

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