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u/applecalyptic 7h ago
When you finally met that single mom who only have 1 Saturday night free each 3 months.
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u/W34kness 9h ago
Robots: Plz Superman, don’t be so dramatic we know this does not hurt you. Just watch the complimentary film, it’s the original cut of Batman vs Superman, it honors you from what our data says.
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u/ResponsibilityHot989 11h ago
Robot right: "message from Jor-el"
Robot left: "Tittie twister!!!"
Superman: (cries out in American)
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u/BrownSugarTA 16h ago
“We must take your temperature, Kal-el”
“Lubricant dispenser malfunction”
“Initiating ‘dry’ protocols”
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u/SniperMaskSociety 1d ago
What's this got to do with Snyder besides a shitty fan war nobody cares about in real life
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u/lastersoftheuniverse 1d ago edited 1d ago
(Whitney version) Robots thinking the singing is ending when that key change hits:
“AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUEEEEIIIIIIIEEEIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!”
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u/Successful-Item-1844 1d ago
Idk man, if your body is being forced to readjust everything inside like organs and outside of you like cycling skin cells back to a peak physical form in seconds, I’d be screaming like a bitch too
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u/SnyderCut-ModTeam 1d ago
Removed for being a meta post or comment about the sub itself. This is ONLY allowed in the specific post made by the moderators and linked under Rule 13.
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u/SmoochMuffin 2d ago
"It appears the new Anal Probe is causing the subject some discomfort" - Dr. Alien Robot.
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u/OtakuTacos 2d ago
Your reaction when you fall asleep on the couch and that loud commercial wakes you up.
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u/NashCityRob 2d ago
Dad's in the 90s on a road trip when you turn on the backseat light to look for something.
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u/OriginalCharacter409 2d ago
Comic accurate,in film i think they take humourous take of his recovery by solar harness but in comic it is more painful and full of scream
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u/peeper_tom 2d ago
snyders vision of the kryptonian tech was more up my alley, more alien. Im not looking forward to this movie but ive not really been looking forward to any movies since Spiderman far from home.
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u/hasibk01 2d ago
Just sucks. It's a typical gunn film where he insert unnecessary comedy in a serous scene which is really disgusting
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u/KiloTheColombian 2d ago
Looks fine to me. I bet the movie will be fine. It’s like people want it to be bad
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u/Friendly-Tough-3416 2d ago
At first I really didn’t want it to be bad, but now it looks so unbelievably shit I’m actually questioning my sanity lol
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u/Top-Purchase-2794 2d ago
Serious question to my Snyder fans, do you guys think David Corenswet looks like Superman? I don't mean the costume, I mean HIM as a person. His face, nose, jaw structure, eyes, his build, etc.
Personally to me, he does not look like Superman. I do not see any resemblance to Henry Cavill or Tom Welling. To me, he looks like Brendan Fraser's brother.
If I were to recast Superman (which I wouldn't bc Cavill is perfect, but if I HAD to), I would have casted Wolfgang Novogratz. In my opinion, he really looks like Superman.
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u/Ok-Telephone-2109 2d ago
Christopher Reeves, Dean Cain, and Brandon Routh didn't look like Cavill or Welling, and they played Superman first.
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u/Top-Purchase-2794 2d ago
Christopher Reeve WAS Superman. He embodied that role, as did Brandon Routh. But I actually wouldn't say Dean Cain looked like Superman either tbh. Great guy but not really Supes.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
Where did he get robots from?
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
I’m starting to realize many in the group aren’t Superman fans. It’s on the not know lore it’s not ok to let your ignorance dictate your opinions
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
Huh? I am asking where he got the robots from. Am I just supposed to know? Also, I didn’t even state an opinion. Are only diehard Superman fans that pass your test able to watch and enjoy this movie?
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
Superman has almost 100 years of comics continuity. This isn’t some purity test, it’s genuinely like asking where did Alfred come from or how did the Waynes get rich. Not for nothing if you genuinely don’t know they are caretakers of the fortress part of the program that constructed the fortress. They have been off and on in continuity since the 70s. They take care of the zoo ( yes it has a zoo) and protect the grounds from intruders. If you want a cool story one of the robots took over as a “Superman” during the death of Superman and murdered people punisher style.
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u/kingwooj 2d ago
70s? Homie those robots have been there since the 50s. They are older than almost every modern comic book character.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 1d ago
I’ve never seen nor heard of them
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u/kingwooj 1d ago
They have existed in the comics in one form or another in pretty much every era of the comics. What decades of the comics did you read?
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 1d ago
I dont read comics. Why would you assume that I have ever read comics before? The vast majority of people, even people who are fans of the genre, have never read comic books, and have never heard of Superman having robots or having a dog that wears a cape.
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u/kingwooj 1d ago
Your lack of familarity with the source material is your problem then, not mine. Gunn is making an accurate Superman movie and I'm excited for it.
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u/TitularFoil 2d ago
I forgot about the zoo. I always loved seeing the hallways of weird alien animals and creatures.
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u/IdolCowboy 2d ago
I had forgotten that about the fortress robot. That was the Eradicator wasn't it?
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u/Kekkersboy 2d ago
Naw Eradicator came faf far later, as a program designed to protect kryptonian life. Particularly being created by Clark's Grandfather in some continuities. But the Fortress Robots have been in every version of the comics. The most famous one being Kelex from the Bryne run
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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago
Where did he get the dog from? None of it makes sense
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
Honestly, tell me you never have read a Superman comic without telling me.
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u/elocnoremac 2d ago
I don’t even think it’s about reading comics. I could probably ask my 70 year old parents who Krypto is and they’d know. And I’d be willing to bet neither has ever picked up a comic.
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
Exactly, it’s just the complete disregard for the source material or understanding there of. Now maybe there are all like 12 year olds who only know the Snyder Superman but somehow I doubt it.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
Oh so this movie is only for people who have read the Superman comics? Sounds like a very successful strategy.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
We aren’t allowed to ask these questions because we aren’t real Superman fans, apparently
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
It’s not that you are real Superman fans are not but these are questions a quick google search will help answer BECAUSE it’s all established cannon. The idea that everything has to be explained to an audience is one of the reason we have 50 million reboots. The act of actually looking into or just accepting an in universe concept for what it is shouldn’t be difficult. Snyder fans seem to suffer from a lack of understanding the personalities of the characters in universe. They don’t know who Superman is thus, how he should act in universe. Yes to some degree he is a space god but he is also a Midwest farm boy just trying to do right. It’s a complexity that comes from decades of pop culture interpretation, media representation and symbolism. Snyder was just one storyteller of hundreds, probably thousands and I don’t think he took the time to really understand the personification of the protagonist he was presenting.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
Oh ok so there’s no need for Reddit since we can all just google stuff. Gotcha. So we should all just shut up and keep our questions to Google and let the 6-8 real Superman fans discuss the deep lore. Seems like this movie will be really successful with people like you gatekeeping the fandom. This movie definitely isn’t shaping up to be a massive flop.
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u/HeftyWorth1282 2d ago
If you are that simple in understanding I’m sure that many things in movies confuse you. My growing anxiety from this group is a constant lack of awareness of the source material. The Snyder movies were a cool interpretation. Not the only interpretation. If you really care about these details my point is there are many resources to get better answers. Also I answered your questions as well.
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u/Cold_Housing_5437 2d ago
lol @ you getting a growing anxiety from people asking why a dog has a cape, bro go touch grass for once
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
Superman has always had kryptonian robots in the fortress. They were the drone things that shot lois in man of steel
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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago
“His bones are rapidly healing!!! So it would hurt a lot you tard!” The most incredible cope I’ve been seeing the last 24 hrs, they want this movie to be good so bad 😩
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u/christopia86 2d ago
I mean, they say he has 16 fractured bones and other internal injuries. I don't think the notion that that rapidly heal8mg would be painful is unreasonable.
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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago
Idk I just prefer Superman to be healing normally while taking in sunlight, not screaming like he’s in mortal pain from the one thing that heals him 🤔. Do you scream in pain while getting morphine?
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u/christopia86 2d ago
Morphine doesn't heal me. It numbs the pain.
Have I felt pain while healing? Sure. Do bones ache as they grow? Yes. But don't take my word for it:
You might feel sharp, shooting pains in your wound area. This may be a sign that you're getting sensations back in your nerves. The feeling should become less intense and happen less often over time, but check with your doctor if you're concerned.
In a new study, scientists found that neuron endings grow into injured skin and muscle tissue and communicate with immune cells through a neuropeptide to promote tissue healing.4 These findings, published in Nature, provide insights on how neurons enable healing and open up potential therapeutic targets for regenerative tissue healing strategies.
So from this, it seems pain when healing is normal. If the healing is accelerated, I have I have no issue believing the pain would be greater.
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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago
Damn you went deep with this cope. I didn’t read all that but kudos to those who did and give you up votes! Enjoy your screaming in the Sunlight Superman!
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u/christopia86 2d ago
Surely the cope is the person ignoring reality to be angry about something that makes sense?
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u/Character_Abroad_280 2d ago
“How dare he feel pain!” 😐
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u/Character_Abroad_280 2d ago
The sun isn’t hurting him it’s the multiple internal injuries being forced to heal rapidly. He isn’t immune to pain he’s just super durable so he’s also not used to any of this pain at all.
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
He has a ruptured bladder, you want him to just be nonchalant about that lmao
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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago
I know another Superman, years ago, ate a NUKE trying to save the world and healed normally while basking in the sun 🌞
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
As a fan of Man of Steel Superman and someone who looks forward to the Gunn take I don’t get this. This is such a weird nitpick, both Supermen are still healing, one is just reseting his bones and fixing all his internal bleeding, Cavill Superman was also incapacitated by the nuke so even if he needed to scream he couldn’t.
Why compare though? I like both but this is not the same Superman and you don’t even know the context. New 52 Superman was on deaths door from an electric chair. Does that make him any less of a Superman?
Its basically confirmed that there is a kryptonian clone in the film and he easily could’ve done this to superman.
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u/Super_Candidate7809 2d ago
Because it’s trash, we are allowed to criticize trash, we are allowed to compare. And comparing a 2013 mos to this slop is valid.
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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago
Weak pussy ass superman.
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
How so exactly? He presumably was just fighting another kryptonian (as seen in the trailer) and lost just like Cavill did.
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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago
Cavill didn’t spit blood and need a dog. He can also fly 65 miles up to find the sun.
Taking the long way to the fortress is unnecessary.
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
This is insane logic. Is comic superman weak because he has a dog, a monkey, 3 kids, his cousin, and his clone brother all helping him? Also this superman was fighting the kryptonian clone we saw in the trailer and the last time we saw Cavill fight a kryptonian clone he literally died. Does that make him a weak superman? No it doesn’t, both are cool takes.
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u/blitzzombie5 2d ago
This is seriously starting to feel like two kids fighting kver whose dad would be the others. Superman is Superman, sometimes he's gonna get fucked up but that doesn't make him weak, not like that even matters for the quality of the film
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u/Educational-Band8308 2d ago
Thats what I said. This dudes logic is weird, just because superman gets hurt sometimes doesn’t make him any less superman, they all get hurt and they are all great
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u/Super_Candidate7809 3d ago
They are making all sorts of excuses for this nonsense lmaooooo the cope is real!
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u/Horror_Campaign9418 2d ago
They just say whatever gunn wants them to think. Oh yes superman is stupid. Oh yes all dogs are mean and bad.
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u/jvasilot 3d ago
When it all clicks that this is just another Guardians of the Galaxy movie mixed with a little Suicide Squad.
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u/Ded_Pul 3d ago edited 3d ago
Team-up movies and series featuring 'quirky' characters and humour are James Gunn's whole schtick. No wonder Superman has so many characters in his own first movie.
Adding this because I know some people will strawman it - Nothing wrong with other supporting characters in a first movie, but I'm like, 90% sure Gunn only went with a Superman in an 'already established' universe just because he wanted a movie featuring a team of quirky characters.
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u/Spiritual_Ad_7776 3d ago
Me seeing another live action reboot or sequel of a classic Disney movie (they’re creatively bankrupt)
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u/lejocko 3d ago
People on this sub when someone opens the blinds.
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u/Rorybabory 3d ago
Snyder-verse fans seeing color for the first time
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u/Main_Ease6440 2d ago
that shot looks awful, the lighting is completely overexposed it doesn't even look like a professional cinematographer filmed it
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u/FortLoolz 3d ago
Shyderverse fans seeing the apparent lack of contrast and dark blacks, as well as weird camera work:
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u/FortLoolz 3d ago
Shyderverse fans seeing the apparent lack of contrast and dark blacks, as well as weird camera work:
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u/SuperMemeBro3 3d ago
Snyder fans seeing color
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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 3d ago
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u/Competitive-Effort33 2d ago
That’s literally just grey and blue.
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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 2d ago
Haven't you watched the movie: Aquaman gold, Mera Green, Wonder woman Red blue gold, Martian Manhunter Green blue red, Flash Red yellow, Cyborg red metallic grey
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u/Budget_Dog50 4h ago
“Fight!”