r/Sopranosduckposting • u/QuadAmericano2 • 2d ago

This orange juice is perfect, Carmella. Pulp doesn't matter as long as I can enjoy a glass of it with my family.

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u/VirgoJack 2d ago

Shum pulp.

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u/Tripolitania 2d ago

Don’t drink dat orange juice!!!

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u/Valuable-Wafer-881 1d ago

🎶 the bride and the groom cut the cake 🎶

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u/Cracken215 2d ago

Do you want me to hang that phone up for you Carm? It’s not trouble at all

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u/Fun-Insurance-1402 1d ago

And while I’m at it, I’ll write a list of things I did wrong.

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u/Accomplished_Bake904 2d ago

Shove that orange juice up your fat fucking ass!

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u/SpazSpez 2d ago

The carton says "lots of pulp" on it, but by saying just "with pulp", he was minimizing Carmela's massive fuckup in not getting the one that says "shum pulp". He was a very understanding husband.

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u/oldmannew 2d ago

“Wow! A PlayStation 2 right in the hotel room! sounds like it was a great trip, A.J.!” 

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u/Level_Mud_8049 2d ago

What, An Italian American can’t work as a Pulp Management Consultant without being in the Mafia? It’s a stereotype & it’s offensive!

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u/baseddoge9000 2d ago

You got it Ton! Here is the wireless phone, I will throw it gently to you.

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u/Economy-Sign-5688 2d ago

That’s what he shoulda said 😭

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u/Frumpertins 2d ago

"you shmokin'?"

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u/Other_Director5945 2d ago

Maybe in his coma world

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u/ilpaesaggista 2d ago

when you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce

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u/Alexsv95 2d ago

But the orange juice, he wasn’t a made guy was he?

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u/Rick_strickland220 2d ago

Don't get drunk with that...

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u/Dingodile_music 1d ago

Put it in the refriguhatah

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u/esquire_the_ego 2d ago

Naw pulp is trash

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u/Mysaladistoospicy 2d ago

Gabagool juice with some gabagool

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u/False-Possession6185 2d ago

I've been dreaming of that fucking lo mein all the way ova here! I'll grab it from the fridge and we can share, grab an extra plate

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u/spicygrandma27 2d ago

Thanks, Ton. I’ll be sure to add it to the list for my next trip

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u/KedrBMeta 1d ago

Shom Pulp's first appearance was startling.

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u/Ornery_Pay8602 1d ago

I need more pulp honey, I love you so much

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u/shmmmokeddd 1d ago

By family he meant the ducks

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u/BoringSock6226 15h ago

“Carmela with two L’s?” “Fucking OP. He’s dyslexic”