r/StrangeAndFunny • u/Hairy-Tailor-9336 • 1d ago

Wait, he did what? 🤣

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u/yagermeister2024 1d ago

My bro will age 7.6 trillion years by son’s age 10.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MewMewTranslator 1d ago

It depends on your area. I live in the Midwest and we put it up as soon as it starts snowing.

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u/Strange-Mine6440 1d ago

Not sure how white households do it but in black households the wreath goes up approximately 30 minutes after we finish eating thanksgiving dinner. If that’s the case here, this timeline isn’t all that outlandish.

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u/PocketSandOfTime-69 1d ago

Is it just me or can everyone else see the sleep deprivation too?

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u/Motor-Credit-1550 1d ago

Yea I totally see it!

The kid: this happy sonofabitch keeps me up all night with his goddamn spaceship explosions and lazer swords...

Dad: 😁

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u/CUNTALUCARD 1d ago edited 1d ago

What alternative Jingle Bells, Silent Night, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer fuckin' universe you live in dude?

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 1d ago

If he was really 7.5T pounds he could solve world hunger.

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u/MochiSauce101 1d ago

Use the Mc Junior chicken to help you get there. Ever since they started making the nuggets with real chicken the weight gains have slowed down

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u/Ima-Derpi 1d ago

Oh, I see. He's using corporate ceo math! Or, you call it the current political math.

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u/Flashignite2 1d ago

Weight doesnt increase exponentially.

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u/Salt-Resolution5595 1d ago

Future landlord

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u/Time-Penalty-1154 1d ago

Bean from Ender's game. Anyone?

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u/LveMeB 1d ago

That's literally how babies work. They are supposed to double their birth weight by x months and triple their birth weight by y months. Babies grow fast in the first year, that's the point.