r/StrangeAndFunny • u/Intelligent_Team_915 • 1d ago

bro used all his skills to avoid arrest

137 Upvotes

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u/Minimum_Society841 1d ago

He's possed...

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u/prozak09 23h ago

*possessed?

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u/Minimum_Society841 22h ago

Sorry for the misspelling. I'm a product of public education...

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u/prozak09 22h ago

No need to apologize, I didn't mean to be arrogant, I was just wondering if you were referring to a pose or a possession.

And yeah, what this person is doing looks ungodly!

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u/Music_Saves 10h ago edited 8h ago

I’m a product of one of the worst public schools in California based. on those annual tests you have to take, but I’m still doing well. 6 figure salary and went to college and got a 3.5 GPA there also a public school. So you have no excuse.

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u/GutsMan85 15h ago

*posed

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u/layzeeB 1d ago

My arthritis barely get me out of bed lol

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u/Upstairs_Cash8400 13h ago

Looks like dude got no bones

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u/B1ZEN 1d ago

Floyd should have done this.

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u/Aggressive_Worth_990 1d ago

I'm sure me and the other degenerates are thinking the same question...

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u/RMidnight 1d ago

Colonialism

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u/L6P9 23h ago

This would funny af if they slapped on the cuffs after just for shiggles! 🤣

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u/Mother-Chipmunk-2452 23h ago

Meh, the Japanese original is much better.

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u/Blue_eyed_bottom 21h ago

You know he’s sucking it hiself

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u/Adept-Pea-6061 10h ago

You don't have to be that mobile for autofellatio all that exercise has to be for tossing your own salad

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u/LF-mao 21h ago

AI is supposed to take over? Maybe you Trump supporters lmao

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 21h ago

"Would a drunk man do this?"

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u/Own_Entrepreneur7553 20h ago

Then he was arrested for causing public disturbance smh

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u/TapPsychological2043 20h ago

Be really funny if after all that they said "all them tricks was good boy but none of them made this here baggy o crack disappear did it now?

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u/Naive-Present2900 19h ago

Horror movies directors

Horror movie recruiters, producers, and directors.

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u/P_516 19h ago

I aware officers I wasn’t j walking. I was backwards human centipede Ring girl crawling across the road

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u/Reyson_Fox 18h ago

ShowSpeed is getting desperate these days

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u/DigitalEntity4419 15h ago

He should be given a role in a horror movie.

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u/Grand_Combination294 14h ago

OMG it's IRL Voldo

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u/Slierfox 14h ago

They shot him anyway

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u/RTA-No0120 13h ago

He’s so fit for a possessed character in a horror movie

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u/apexredditor- 12h ago

“Put your hands behind your back!” Proceeds to roll his head up his ass and hands on his back

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u/evil-p3nguin 11h ago

Where’s the horror movie producers at?

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u/HaWuDePe97 3h ago

He needs some milk

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u/countvlad-xxv_thesly 3h ago

Did he play that thing in CWs the flash