r/StrangeAndFunny • u/penutyris • 1d ago

Based Date.

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u/kumliaowongg 1d ago

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u/kcox1980 1d ago

Bro went to work and bragged about it the next day to his coworkers and nobody believed him.

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u/kumliaowongg 1d ago

No way she even paid for your Uber, I call bullshite.

-random coworker

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u/TonArbre 1d ago

Hahahaha stfu no she didn’t bro. Are you high right now?

-Other coworker

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u/alepponzi 1d ago

Bro you were the bait, you're just a spinner.

- Late shift janitor

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u/CUNTALUCARD 1d ago

Bro did she also try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge or some oceanfront property in Arizona?

Me

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u/Regurgitator001 1d ago

Fuck what the coworkers say, does she have a sister??

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u/Grandfunk14 23h ago

Maan, you on that shit again?

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u/screwyoujor 22h ago

You still have her phone number?

-Other coworker

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u/blanco1225 19h ago

“Bro she was a man”

 -Work Wife-
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u/Moohamin12 1d ago

Imagine if this was the one guy that wanted to spend the night talking about feelings.

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u/vatreides411 1d ago

ya, don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/ExplanationSure8996 1d ago

I’m wondering if she has a sister

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u/DuePresentation8277 1d ago

He fucking loved it... probably thought his luck has finally change. This would give him confidence. He's probably gonna be super successful.

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u/Inevitable-Archer677 1d ago

Bro walking into work the next day

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u/mentales 1d ago

He fucking loved it..

I think that's the point of this post, why it makes it "strange and funny" and we all know why. 

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 1d ago

I hate it, I feel so unloved. They use me all the time, never call, no flowers. I want my mommy

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u/Alcards 1d ago

Did you mean Dommy?

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u/tomtomtomo 18h ago

Probably had the best chat to the Uber driver

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 1d ago

Best way to make sure he gets the message is just keep doing that for a few months.

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u/LakersAreForever 19h ago

Dude hit the lottery 

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u/penutyris 1d ago

I’m pretty sure I know how he felt about it.

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u/ender8383 1d ago

We like it -a man

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u/weazy2337 1d ago

We like it - all men

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u/FrigginPorcupine 1d ago

We like it - Amen

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u/PineappleProstate 1d ago

Amen - Allman brothers

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u/weazy2337 1d ago

They ain’t related, but they Doobie Brothers.

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u/Native_Kurt_Cobain 1d ago

Amen Thompson - Basketball Player

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u/Objective-Shop5177 1d ago

Best date ever

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u/AggravatingGift574 1d ago

That man probably went door to door telling everyone he’s ever met

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u/Murky_Pirate6258 1d ago

You know he's bragging to the boys on cod later tonight.

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u/IamFarron 1d ago

And no one would believe him

Genius

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u/forever_single_now 1d ago

She is broke! Did not even buy him a new phone.

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u/Complete-Grape-1269 1d ago

Derek Jeter used to award gift baskets

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u/N8saysburnitalldown 1d ago

Broke ass bitch couldn’t even get his hair and nails did.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

Satire or mind blowing levels of naivite?

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u/Mr-Yuk 1d ago

Clearly satire

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u/FearlessVegetable30 1d ago

its wild how on reddit all you need to do is put something int eh form of a tweet and everyone believes it

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u/RohelTheConqueror 1d ago

Where /s ??

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 1d ago

He woke up with a spring in his step that he MAY have just found the ONE,

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Yes please I would love someone else to do the cooking

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u/ThinkingAgain-Huh 1d ago

Want another date? I’m free all week.

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u/Automatic-Cold-5855 1d ago

And now ghost him.

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u/Tasty-Sheepherder930 1d ago

Yes!! 🤣

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u/Mydickwillnotfit 1d ago

you need to also insult him for giving it up so easy

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u/Tasty-Sheepherder930 1d ago

Nah. No contact hurts worse. Especially, when you know he’s weak for you… it’s a test of character. If he acts like a child about it, you know how not to deal with him.

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u/Able_Analyst3627 1d ago

Full, drained, and don't have to cuddle/ talk? That's a big 'ol W.

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u/SatoshisButthole 20h ago

Don't want to cuddle even a BIT? Bruh, that's gay.

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u/CookieMiester 1d ago

… but I drove to your house

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u/Global_Werewolf6548 1d ago

Yes please!!

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u/Beginning_Simple_661 1d ago

How he liked it???!!! He fucking was ecstatic. One of the best nights of his life depending on how you were in bed.

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u/ShadEShadauX 1d ago

Line forms behind me.

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u/No-Goose-6140 1d ago

Holy fuxk, where do I get a feminist like that to date?!?

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u/Clean-Luck6428 1d ago

This has happened to me and I have no idea why this makes women so upset. They get mad about not getting things they don’t ask for. What incels are to sex is what femcels are to relationships

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u/Nice_Cut_8399 1d ago

“I used to pray for times like this…”

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u/FantasticTumbleweed4 1d ago

That’ll show us

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u/Repulsive-South-9763 1d ago

Now you’re just teasing us. We’re mostly starved of any type of interaction/affection and even this would (sadly) feel like a dream :(

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u/Initial-Writer-4586 1d ago

Don’t threaten ME with a good time.

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u/Gameoftruelies 1d ago

Where to apply?

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u/No-Juice-1047 23h ago

Sounds excellent!!

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u/Deepvaleredoubt 8h ago

Bro is skipping through a field of wildflowers

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u/baka_inu115 8h ago

Sounds like great time to me

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u/Exciting-Music843 8h ago

What men want!

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u/vcdrny 7h ago

What??? We need more girls like her in this earth.

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u/PoopyMcgoops 1d ago

Had this happen twice. I did feel kinda like a whore a little. But free food and pussy I’m definitely not a victim 😂

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u/Berlin8Berlin 1d ago

He told all his friends and they all high-fived him... except the skeptical one who said "Pics or it never happened"...

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u/Adventurous-Mind-675 1d ago

Hes prolly gonna show up with a ring next time

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u/the_hell_you_say_2 1d ago

Lynne, got any plans for tonight?

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u/AnaMyri 1d ago

I’ve tried this twice. Both times it ends in begging for relationship. Sticking with silicone.

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u/clever_username66 1d ago

I'm all for equality. It's 2025 for christs sake. if women wanna do that ..then God bless. Women like to fuck just like guys like to fuck. Do you and enjoy the ride.

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 1d ago

Like it? More like prefer it.

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u/Pleasant-Fudge-3741 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. And this is why we are not the same. What is a L for you is an absolute W for us.

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u/Routine_Tangelo_4965 1d ago

99.7% of us men love the way you operate

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u/Excellent_Market_806 1d ago

Depending on what you fed him, he probably had a good night.

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u/heroinebob90 1d ago

I think most likely of us would like that.

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u/Carcassfanivxx 1d ago

I uuhhh I’m intrigued.

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u/Dangerous-Lab6106 1d ago

Sounds pretty fucking sweet. Free meal, sex and free ride home

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u/Legitimate_Top_8458 1d ago

The joke might be on her tho

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 1d ago

Sounds like the perfect scenario

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u/xXBioVaderXx 1d ago

Best day ever haha

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u/WmRavenhorse61 1d ago

Be a nice change of pace.

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u/JuanDelPueblo787 1d ago

We… … 😭.. We’ll love it!

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u/Appropriate-Guard713 1d ago

Wish it was me

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u/Marcus06400 1d ago

Perfect 🍾

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Me next.

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u/ResetReptiles 1d ago

Oh no, you sure showed the patriarchy. A couple more times and we'll finally defeat it!

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u/frozenthorn 1d ago

Likely very much

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u/TallGuyTucson 1d ago

Sounds wonderful.

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u/Curious_Lifeguard614 1d ago

Sounds ideal tbh.

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u/daveyconcrete 1d ago

Sign me up

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u/8512764EA 1d ago

I wish my wife would do the same for me

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u/iafx 1d ago

The perfect date doesn’t e—

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u/AustinDood444 1d ago

Women truly don’t understand men!! Lol

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u/realCoolguy298 1d ago

A girl talked to me!

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u/Rhabdo05 1d ago

Sounds so fucking great

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u/Nomad_Crow91 1d ago

So...ugh....you got a date for this friday?

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u/jmalez1 1d ago

sounds like a perfect date, sign me up

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u/powercontrue 1d ago

call me anytime

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u/Content_Passion_4961 1d ago

That's fucking perfect.

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u/That1RagingBat 1d ago

Shit, a date with free food, free poontang, and a free ride home? Fuck yeah he liked it

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u/Otono_Wolff 1d ago

Filled belly and emptied balls. I'd say that's a good feeling

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 1d ago

Yes, teach us a lesson. We deserve it.

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u/Successful-Ad2586 1d ago

Dream girl?

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u/Severe-Insanity 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Slow-Dimension-598 1d ago

Yeah sorry dear. This is what 98% of what blokes want

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u/nellynel2020 1d ago

This brought a tear to my eye

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u/the_beeve 1d ago

I’ll be right over.

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u/Ok-Club-9044 1d ago

Well, did you swallow or just spit it out? Asking for a friend.

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u/fifadex 1d ago

How dare you fulfil my dreams like that? 😱

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u/dmmeyourfloof 1d ago

Jokes on her I'm into that shit.

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u/ThePhatNoodle 1d ago

She probably thinking she did something meanwhile bros thinking he found a keeper lol

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u/averagegrower1357 1d ago

Good damn. Dream date

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u/EvolZippo 1d ago

That awkward moment when he asks “Can we do that again?”

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u/IllustriousBat2076 1d ago

Sounds like an amazing date tbh.

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u/Multipurpose2024 1d ago

I’m ok with it 😉

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u/ithurts888 1d ago

Sign me up!

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u/PineappleProstate 1d ago

Best. Date. EVERRRR! Thanks princess, have a great weekend 🥰

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u/MrEoss 1d ago

Oh my god, is this women's lib? I fucking love it....this is gonna work out just fine!

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u/ryanmulford 1d ago

How dare you. Probably made his year.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 1d ago

The only men who’ll have a problem with it are those who aren’t alright with being sexual outside a relationship.

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u/gweeb177013 1d ago

Do women not like this?, I would love it if this happened

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u/Entrepreneur-Upper 1d ago

My kinda gal.

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u/Scared-Mine1506 1d ago

Yes please!

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u/oto_jono 1d ago

There’s a reason why they don’t do this. They know we would enjoy this.

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u/Strange-Apricot1944 1d ago

Thank you, Maam!!!

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u/demy355 1d ago

Oh nooo, the horror!! Please stop doing that to us, we absolutely hate it! 😭

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u/JabbaTech69 1d ago

OMG you just used that dude for his slim jimmy & sent him on his merry way!!! You heinous woman … I volunteer as tribute for the next 20-30 years!

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u/No-Economist-2235 1d ago

When did that start. COOL.

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u/FallingCaryatid 1d ago

I used to send them home in a Taxi, but I found it to apparently be the secret to making men WANT commitment

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u/RubbandTugg44 1d ago

I've been waiting, ..for a girl like you to come into my life....

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u/dek6ix 1d ago

Aint thats exactly what we want? 😂😂

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u/Omfggtfohwts 1d ago

That'll show us.

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u/Big_Tadpole_353 1d ago

I think from a mens perspective he's won at dating.

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u/ChaoticDad21 1d ago

Wam Bam, Thank You, Mam!

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u/Candalance 1d ago

I mean, there's a really big important piece to this that's not been shared.

Did he finish?

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u/Dizzles1 1d ago

You don’t pay a hooker for sex….you pay her to leave when it’s over Ha! I don’t know why this reminded me of this joke but it’s still awesome

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 1d ago

He’s gonna live off that for 3-6 months no doubt

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Big fake. Closest I ever got to this was a girl leaving afterwards because "thats how feelings start" which unfortunately is exactly what I wanted 😂😂

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u/RouxRougarouRoux 1d ago

Ok my turn, I am watching wrestling tonight. Hahahahahaha the equivalent of doing my hair.

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u/SedatedTattooDoc 1d ago

What number are we at?…I have to check where I am on the waitlist

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 1d ago

Where do I sign up?

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u/goooooobadgers08 1d ago

Sweet Dee tried this to marvelous success

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u/Shockmaster_5000 1d ago

Bro was probably googling how to figure out her ring size in that uber

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u/c00lrthnu 1d ago

There was a time when I traveled for work, and I managed to score a date with a woman who sent an Uber for me to pick me up. My coworkers and I were so confused, and 2 of them said I was going to get murdered and have my organs harvested, and I agreed - it seemed too good to be true lmao.

Went out, had a good night with her, but also turns out she is fucking crazy and thank christ I don't live in Texas, she'd probably have baby trapped me on baby #3 right about now.

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u/Rott3nApple718 1d ago

Damn, I'm not that cute huh.

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u/Berettaelite1a 1d ago

Is there a reservation list, or something? If so schedule me please.

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u/Right-Funny-8999 23h ago

He still speaks about the day around fire like all other man listen in wonder and awe

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u/blablabla0010 21h ago

Can op dm me? I want the same treatment.

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u/DeepBlueDiariesPod 20h ago

I actually did do this once. He asked me to be his girlfriend a month later and we are now married.

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u/nsfcom 14h ago

Then he will pay child support for 15 years, okay

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u/Naive-Mouse-5462 13h ago

You made his entire year 😂

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u/Medical_Slide9245 11h ago

If she had bought him pancakes before the uber, she would have really showed him...

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u/Thraxzan 10h ago

Shouldn’t this be posted in r/perfectwoman?

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u/firewingdale 8h ago

eat, seckz and free rides what else do we want??

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u/DoDoDooDoDooDo 8h ago

Sounds kinda great.

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u/MomsenTaylor 8h ago

You did exactly what he wanted so, good for him

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u/festur86 8h ago

It sounds like the most perfect hook-up EVER!!

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u/Stirl280 8h ago

Best … date … EVER!!!!

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u/OddTheRed 7h ago

No! Please! Make sure you don't tell all of your friends!

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u/EndOrganDamage 7h ago

Hes going to ride this high for the rest of his life.

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u/10-bow 7h ago

That sounds like a blast

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u/Spiritual_Gold_1252 6h ago

That sounds nice.

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u/billy_zef 6h ago

The guy getting into the Uber with a full belly and empty nutsack

https://tenor.com/48Eg.gif

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u/Christopher-Norris 5h ago

She gave him the three S's of Excellence: Sandwich, Sex, and Silence. Life is perfect