r/StrangeEarth • u/MartianXAshATwelve • 2d ago

Video Simulation: What would happen if Ceres collided with Earth

360 Upvotes

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u/ShimazuMitsunaga 2d ago

Not gonna happen. We will send up a team of loveable misfit oil rig workers to blow it up.

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u/xXBIGSMOK3Xx 2d ago

Why wouldn't we send up some loveable astronauts and train them to be misfit oil rig workers?

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u/Porcpc 2d ago

loveably shut up, that's why!

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Escudo777 1d ago

No need. We should send non lovable politicians.

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u/xXBIGSMOK3Xx 1d ago

But they would never be able to be misfit oil riggers they are too sissy

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

Furiosa could train them

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury 11h ago

Shut up ben

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u/twlyne 2d ago

Watched the movie as a kid, grew up to become someone who works on an oil rig, absolutely no fuckin way they would send any of us to space lol

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u/cabosmith 1d ago

Have you considered running for office?

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

I did it for Liv Tyler.

I didn’t even wanna fall asleep cause I’d miss her, baby. And I don’t wanna miss a thing.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 1d ago

I dont wanna close my eyes

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u/hurtfulproduct 2d ago

Nah, they will be former ice miners with legitimately salvaged ship

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u/the-only-marmalade 1d ago

Can Arwen come too?

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u/CauliflowerLogical27 2d ago

Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will save us

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u/thewaytodusty76 21h ago

Not entirely inconceivable considering that Zelenski used to be a comedian and now he's a war weary president.

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u/rspre 1d ago

Space Force

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u/flyingdolphin8888 1d ago

No need, Chuck Norris will punch it back into outer space

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u/TV800 1d ago

I’d watch that movie… lol 😂

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u/Chicken-Rude 2d ago

FAKE NEWS: One Punch Man would stop it way before it did any damage.

...duh!

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u/KSirys 2d ago

Double fake news! Goku would stop it, while Vegeta would be upset he's time was being wasted.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1d ago

Then everyone would yell at him because the pieces caused huge destruction.

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u/Chicken-Rude 1d ago

that would be true. always ungrateful... smh

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u/No-Scheme-3759 2d ago

As we are doing videos of events that are beyond real, I want to know what would happen If I farted the mass of seres eight here on earth upwards towards space. Make a video of that please

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u/SauerMetal 2d ago

You would probably prolapse yo rectum. Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

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u/No-Scheme-3759 2d ago

Nah the ass stays intact like a directed explosion. We need to see the data on this now, way more interesting

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1d ago

You will propel the Earth slightly out of its orbit and depending on what you ate, everyone might die of asphyxiation.

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u/CulturalRot 1d ago

Only slightly? I figure it would take enough force to send us rocketing out of orbit

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1d ago

No, because most of that fart might be poop.

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u/reddit_891 2d ago

Reckon we'd have to go work next day?

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 2d ago

We might get a Ceres of days off

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u/CulturalRot 1d ago

I Ceresly doubt it

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u/Heroic_Sheperd 1d ago

This won’t be good for the economy

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u/I_am_Trundle 16h ago

Can't be worse than trump

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u/Heroic_Sheperd 16h ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if the OP was caused by Trump tbh.

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u/chubsta2k17 2d ago

Oh great - imagine all the politicians who will see this and think the only way to prevent it happening will be a 'Ceres Tax'

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 16h ago

Import tariffs.

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u/OnoOvo 1d ago

what the hell is the moon doing letting that shit through? MOON! MOON!

(moon is earths guard dog)

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u/WelcomeSad781 1d ago

Hey Moon! Moon up!

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u/Schneebaer89 2d ago

Uhh Erdogan would not like that.

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u/franzmaliszt 1d ago

What do you mean? Finally all the journalists stop writing shit about him

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u/Schneebaer89 1d ago

Ceres falls on turkyie. That's all. A joke.

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u/franzmaliszt 1d ago

So is death of all journalists along with the entire humanity

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u/dat_oracle 1d ago

Classic German humor

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u/rednazgo 2d ago

What if we all blow at it really hard at the same time

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u/Salt-Available 1d ago

I would simply knock it back out to space with a baseball bat. I’m just built different

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u/SniperPilot 2d ago

We would finally be done with this stupid ass ride.

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u/DividePowerful804 2d ago

Won’t feel anything

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u/Perfect_Alps9982 2d ago

Bruce Willis we need you.

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u/bigfatblowfly 2d ago

"Unzips pants" Ohhhyerrr.... physics...

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u/hernesson 1d ago

It’ll buff out

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u/FilthyRichCliche 2d ago

On the bright side, we'd probably have a beautiful ring system.

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u/BleysAhrens42 1d ago

Is this an option, because some of us might be in favor of it.

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u/theyellowdart89 1d ago

Let’s be real it would directly impact over USA

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u/slinkyshotz 1d ago

it would stop just above New York and start sending weird demands

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u/kenjinyc 2d ago

Wait, so…Tuesdays a sick day? Got it.

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u/TJames1047 2d ago

Tis but a scratch.

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u/Ned_Rodjaws 2d ago

But how will this affect ME?!

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u/JThunder1306 1d ago

So you're saying I have a chance ...

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u/Enough_Ask_1972 1d ago

Nice when's this happening

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u/ahhthowaway927 1d ago

Wow looks pretty ceres.

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u/6volt 1d ago

With everything going on in America, don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Banned4life4ever 2d ago

Factory reset

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u/Silent_Shaman 2d ago

Guys I don't think turkey would make it

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u/SirTopham2018 2d ago

Need a stimpak

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u/Bath-Tub-Cosby 2d ago

We’re not comin back from that sucker….

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 2d ago

Oh look, a totally predictable outcome.

Why is this here?

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u/FinancialDiver 2d ago

aint that beautiful

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 2d ago

That's a lot of ejecta.

Is this how we got those two dense masses under the lithosphere that cause gravitational anomalies?

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 2d ago

We are for the jobs Ceres will create

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u/Icy-Independence5737 2d ago

Ozone… what ozone…

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 2d ago

Would this bring the dinosaurs back? 🦖

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u/EDRadDoc 2d ago

Looks like a pretty quick way to go …

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u/neoshaman2012 2d ago

This doesn’t belong here

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u/BarnacleNumerous8677 2d ago

Who is Ceres?

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u/ThreeOhWait 2d ago

Don’t look up

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u/Historical-Book-479 2d ago

I wouldn't let it 😌

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u/LokiDMV 1d ago

Our ceres would end….

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u/japhydean 1d ago

this vid needs several billionaire-only space stations orbiting the earth.

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u/LSD3luxe 1d ago

Cool! 🙏🏼

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u/plepard 1d ago

<--moes bar

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u/Retsae_Gge 1d ago

From such a slow impact ? The whole worlds atmosphere would become engulfed in flames m

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u/flyingdolphin8888 1d ago

What a sucking ending to everything this would be

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u/Dropadime337 1d ago

No more tariffs.

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u/t_bags4evr 1d ago

Been meaning to work on my tan.

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u/twothumbswayup 1d ago

can i get a real time view of what it will look like from the window in my house?

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u/ThisCalls4TheStinger 1d ago

Got it. So mars #2.

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u/Maccabee2 1d ago

Rochelles limit would see Ceres break apart first, then collide.

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u/tjaz2xxxredd 1d ago

not happening, we wll nuke that before it hits

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 1d ago

And all infestation records of the bags of mostly water, gone. The futility of existence knowing one day you, everyone you know, everything your civilization built, will be gone.

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u/NPSpecialist2245 1d ago

Stop teasing me

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u/BangkokPadang 1d ago

I really hate when that happens

1

u/Notmushroominthename 1d ago

“There goes my Sunday plans”

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u/Aathranax 1d ago

Thos isnt strange, this is just basic physics.

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u/k0nfuz1us 1d ago

thats a big outch

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u/LiberalDysphoria 1d ago

I wonder how much of the earth would rise due to the gravity of ceres. Also, how much the earth's rotation and path would be perturbed well before the impact

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u/decksd05 1d ago

Also what is happening when Trump was elected.

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u/ZmanEman333 1d ago

Looks like a blast!

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u/ZeroQuick 1d ago

Basically all the worst parts of the Bible...

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u/morganational 1d ago

Might be ok..

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u/Joelad2k17 1d ago

Ceres is just the largest object in the asteroid belt. Plenty of planet killers there. All this drama on earth, murdering each other only to be taken out by a rock.

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u/JWRamzic 1d ago

Yeah, let's NOT do that.

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u/No_The_Other_Todd 1d ago

coulda been worse

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u/GriffithDidNothinBad 1d ago

That would not be good 😔

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u/19Ben80 1d ago

Obviously total Armageddon

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u/greenhouse147 1d ago

I can take it.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1d ago

I want the music name.

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u/DrawingRoutine7645 1d ago

Does that mean golf this weekend is off the table?

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u/HoseNeighbor 1d ago

I was a simulation where it just "lands" on Earth, damn it. That'd be a trip, since gravity would make quite a mess by itself without the extra kinetic energy.

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u/Constant-Kick6183 1d ago

LOL I love how countries' borders show up on the simulated planet Earth.

I also don't think this simulation is based on any science. It's just all fire and sparks.

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u/Lanky-Occasion-7486 1d ago

Just call an Uber aye!

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u/sad-cringe 1d ago

You promise?! 🥹

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u/YoungBasedGod5 1d ago

We’d be fucked long story short. Unless we have the means to leave the planet but even then do we have a known home to go to? Not at all. So even at that point we are fucked until the space ship runs out of resources and fuel.

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u/Duder57 1d ago

I hope this happens sooner than later!

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u/SurprzTrustFall 1d ago

Nah, it'd bounce off at least a little bit.

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u/Beemo-Noir 1d ago

Yeah, no fucking shit it would fuck the earth. An asteroid the size of New York would end us.

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u/Afraid_Secret4517 1d ago

So basically, we effed!

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u/nzricco 1d ago

So fuck Turkey in particular, and New Zealand is perfectly fine.

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u/tideshark 1d ago

You can still come into work, right?

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u/Aspen_corey 1d ago

I’m like !slow down slow down just let the end survive

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u/MKUltra_reject69_2 1d ago

So what your saying is.... there is a chance..

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u/ShowMeWhatYouMean 1d ago

Bring it on.

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u/momalley424 1d ago

Everyone was ok

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u/DeathB4birth10 1d ago

Sucks if you were in a airplane at that moment, you see it all happen then wonder where your gonna land lmao

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u/No-Incident519 1d ago

How can we make is happen?! I got $67 towards funding.

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u/-IntoTheChasm 1d ago

Look, planet Earff ain’t no BITCH, IGHT? We ain’t goin OUT like DAT.

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u/The-skeleman 1d ago

I'd simply intervene.

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u/HoneyGrassOnSunday 1d ago

I wonder if those on the southern hemisphere would be yeeted into outer space from the inertia

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u/TOKGABI 1d ago

Is that you Michael Bay?

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u/OperatorUg 1d ago

Holy cow. This would devastate the economy.

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u/Schwa929 23h ago

So…. How many people would die?

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u/ObviousOpinions 22h ago

What a way to go.

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u/Connect_Ordinary6752 20h ago

That’s why I learned that you need to leave your sprinklers on.

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 18h ago

But they'd still expect me at work the next day.

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u/Lovulongtime 16h ago

The real global warming

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u/Science-007x 14h ago

Here's the thing... Our moon is bigger than Ceres.

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u/Gloorplz 14h ago

This is bullshit if this happened why didn't I feel anything.

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u/s416a 2d ago

Tariffs would be the least of our problems!

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u/BuzzardRO 1d ago

No, it's the solution not the problem. We tariff ceres until it comes to its senses

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u/Admirable-Way-5266 2d ago

Ok Dracos, are you really suggesting this?

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u/swirlViking 1d ago

For the belt!

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u/throwthere10 1d ago

Fucked. We'd be fucked. Period.

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u/steyphein 2d ago

Trump would definitely tariff Ceres making this impossible to happen

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u/SirDixonSidarBuss 2d ago

You have no friends

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u/toasted_cracker 2d ago

That's because friends now have a 30% tarrif.

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u/IvorTheEngineDriver 2d ago

Do it coward!

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u/Koutopoulos 2d ago

I will finally get the suntan I've struggled with.

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 2d ago

Wear shorts kinda weather

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u/JackKovack 2d ago

Almost all of these simulations of cosmic events happen too quickly.

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u/wp709 2d ago

Majora's Mask was such a great game

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u/GoodVibesOnly_FL 2d ago

Jonny Kim can handle it. He would save us.

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u/starrywinecup 2d ago

Kinda cool

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u/yoshix003 2d ago

We die

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u/Charming_Force_8969 2d ago

One can hope

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u/niemody 2d ago

What kind of damage are we..?

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u/Schwanntacular 2d ago

So you're saying there's a chance....

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 2d ago

where is the ending? Show what happens next

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u/gorillagangstafosho 2d ago

It might just bounce off. Stay positive.

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u/AccomplishedToe2217 2d ago

DELIVERANCE!

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u/Fungus1968 2d ago

Proper fucked.