r/THE_PACK • u/disparagersyndrome • 15d ago

BOMBASS IT'S AN ENDLESS MFING CYCLE

Post image
327 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

33

u/Confident_Health6263 14d ago

GOTTA EAT MORE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES BROTHER!

28

u/captain_o_malley 14d ago

OR JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE. PSYLLIUM HUSK FOR THE F-ING WIN BROTHER.

SERIOUSLY 1 TABLESPOON A DAY COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE

19

u/Strikew3st 14d ago

AS I SCAN THIS FUCKING METAMUCIL AT MEIJER AND THE MACHINE SPITS OUT A COUPON FOR SOME OSTEO BI-FLEX AND I SCREAM

HOLY SHIT AM I THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC FOR THE PRICE IS RIGHT COMMERCIALS NOW ?!?!

3

u/Chester_A_Arthuritis 13d ago

DO YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE MESOTHELIOMA? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION MFER

3

u/Strikew3st 13d ago

I HAVE AN UNDIAGNOSED CARE OF MESOZOIC BECAUSE DINO-RAWWWRRRS ARE FUCKING BADASS

53

u/FriscoTreat 14d ago

TRY BABY WIPES OR BETTER YET CRANK A BIDET MFER

33

u/Isakswe 14d ago

DO NOT FLUSH THE BABY WIPES. THEY STOP THE MARINE LIFE FROM CRANKING THEIR HOGS!!!

27

u/testprimate 14d ago

HELL YEAH BRO SPRAY THAT ASS

7

u/ryantttt8 13d ago

CRANK A BIDET MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER

16

u/Agitated-Machine5748 14d ago

PROBIOTICS ARE A GAME CHANGER BROTHER, YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THAT GUT AND IT'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AROOOOOOOOOOO

16

u/-SAMSHIZZLE- 14d ago

PANDS SHID ✅

NO WIPE ✅

LIBZ OWND ✅

10

u/ReplicantOwl 14d ago

EAT SOME FIBER AND GET A BIDET THEYRE ONLY LIKE $35

7

u/SandVessel BADASS MFER 14d ago

ITS A METAPHOR FOR LIFE

2

u/Lazy-Artichoke7766 14d ago

ITS LIKE THERES A BROWN CRAYON IN THERE

3

u/Scifidelis 14d ago

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED THAT BIDET MUFUKER ARRRROOOOOO!

2

u/ssbbnitewing BAWITDABAW 14d ago

SHAPIE POOOPS

2

u/SweaterCryptid 13d ago

TWO TABLESPOONS OF CHIA SEEDS TO YOUR DIET IN THE MORNING AND THOSE SHITS BECOME TWO WIPE WONDERS, BROTHER!

2

u/minorthreat1000 BUTTROCK ENTHUSIAST 13d ago

MY LIBRUL TOLD ME TO GET A WATER GUN IN THR TOILET AND MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE

2

u/GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ 14d ago

THEN STOP WIPING BROTHER