r/ThatsInsane 6d ago

When 'keeping it real' goes wrong....

2.5k Upvotes

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u/stop-doxing-yourself 6d ago

This is so stupid. Like unreasonably stupid. How are you going to pretend to be ballin out of control with a foot locker bag? Just go on ahead and do your shopping spree haul post, no need to add brandishing a deadly weapon in order to make the desperate need for attention seem “hard”

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u/xweedxwizardx 6d ago

It’s even stupider bc this was in Toronto

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u/stop-doxing-yourself 6d ago

Just out there on Queen street with zero trigger discipline and the prison rendezvous invite pants position.

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u/stifferthanstiffler 6d ago

I thought this was Canadian. Wow shit is this crazy out east now?

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u/Competitive_Cat_990 5d ago

I thought the money looked like monopoly money.

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u/TheCanadianHat 4d ago

this video is pretty old

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u/opp3nh31m3r 5d ago

Makes sense, I wondered why he hadn't been shot on sight

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u/Traumatic_Tomato 6d ago

No wonder cops did their job. Ours are too busy guarding fascist cars with their lives.

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u/sakurakirei 5d ago

I thought this was in Vancouver? They were filming a music video. The gun wasn’t real.

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u/cephalopodomus 5d ago

Good to know we're still exporting to Canada.

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u/StinkybuttMcPoopface 5d ago

tbf footlocker is where people buy expensive ass jordans. like, dropping crazy money on shoes they dont intend to wear

source: back in the day i worked at footlocker making like $7/hr and would see goofballs like this literally line up for midnight releases on shoes then drop like $3000 in a single massive purchase. there were also multiple fistfights at such events.

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u/Huge-Artichoke-1376 6d ago

It’s called being a retard.

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u/stop-doxing-yourself 5d ago

I wouldn’t dare besmirch the good name of people with legitimate health issues.

This shit is a choice

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/klimb2xs 6d ago

Yes, it is still illegal to randomly brandish a weapon in public.

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u/rollingc 6d ago

Yes, because he is brandishing not just carrying. If there was just a gun in his waistband, it wouldn't be illegal.

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u/Accomplished-Ad3080 6d ago

In Canada it is illegal

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u/Smokey_Noodles 6d ago

Am I the only one that was expecting him to shoot himself in the dick?

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u/Mrevilman 6d ago

I was a prosecutor for a few years and had a defendant who got arrested on gun charges because he shot himself in one of his nuts. Standard sentence for unlawful possession of a handgun in my state is 5 years with 42 months parole ineligibility. So not only did he lose a nut, he wound up going to state prison for 5 years for it. Play stupid games, as they say.

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u/MinnesotaMikeP 6d ago

Great law.

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u/Vic-123-ma 5d ago

What are in here for? I shot my left nut…. Womp womp

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u/nomadProgrammer 5d ago

oof what a dumb ass

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 5d ago

Were you in Florida? My ex’s brother is a convicted felon and went right back to prison after accidentally shooting himself.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 6d ago

Not saying I’m disappointed or anything… 😔

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u/TheProfessional9 6d ago

Would have been doing a service to humanity

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u/Yuntonow 6d ago

Yup. Idiot with his finger on the trigger the whole time.

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 6d ago

Exactly. I kept wincing waiting for the shot. Imagine not only pulling a gun out of your waistband in the middle of street but then pointing it at yourself and other people with your finger on the trigger the whole time. Good lord man

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u/akajackson007 5d ago

Fuck, had me dodging to get out of the way when he swings the barrel around. They should make it mandatory to get firearms safety training B4 you can purchase a gun. Too many ruined lives & families because of idiots like this.

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u/S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4 6d ago

Cheddar Bob!

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u/lifeboy91 6d ago

Right? Ever since 8 Mile..

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u/dozeyjoe 6d ago

Considering how low his jeans were hanging, I'd say more kneecap than dick.

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u/moritsune 6d ago

I definitely expected and expedited piercing to be the conclusion.

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u/_heyb0ss 6d ago

man I couldn't bear to look

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u/Chirsbom 6d ago

"Hoping"

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u/netcent_ 6d ago

Butters usually would have done it for him.

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6d ago

Finger is always on the trigger, I was expecting him to shoot the cameraman

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u/IGHOTI907 6d ago

Plaxico?

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u/numbersev 5d ago

basically broke every rule of gun safety within 3 seconds

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u/notislant 6d ago

You misspelled hoping.

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u/SUN_WU_K0NG 6d ago

I absolutely thought that’s what happened

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u/777300erCJ888 6d ago

Nope! 🤣

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u/CitizenKing1001 6d ago

It could still happen one day

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u/the_good_hodgkins 6d ago

Finger on the trigger the entire time.

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u/gishnon 6d ago

I was expecting him to shoot Marvin in the face.

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u/UntestedMethod 5d ago

As soon as I realized there was a good chance of that happening, I panicked and closed it as quickly as possible.

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u/Witchgrass 5d ago

That was my first thought after seeing the truck miss hitting him

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u/Artistic-Rich6465 5d ago

Nope. I was too.

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u/Globularist 4d ago

I was waiting with great anticipation.

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u/meggerplz 4d ago

Plaxico Burress style

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u/The-CunningStunt 6d ago

Shame, I thought it was going to end with a self inflicted circumcision.

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u/Fug_Nuggly 6d ago

Band name!

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u/Artistic-Rich6465 5d ago

Self inflicted castration.

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u/NextVeterinarian1825 6d ago

what's wrong with his pants though?

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u/tygabeast 6d ago

He obviously had his belt stolen.

That's why he armed himself.

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u/HiramNinja 6d ago

...totally stealing this line.

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u/Mrknowbody6495 4d ago

That was low, lower than his pants

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u/Vic-123-ma 5d ago

Belt was in the bag

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u/Substandard_Senpai 6d ago

Lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6d ago

He's flexing the new boxer his mom bought

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u/bionic_cmdo 6d ago

Pants be dropping like crazy with Ozempec.

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u/I_Don-t_Care 5d ago

Hood fashion

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u/0utandab0ut1 5d ago

He's letting the boys in the yard know that his booty is open for business.

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u/wonit5times 6d ago

He needs to bring his mammy when he goes jeans shopping so she can get the correct size for him.

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u/rustymiller 5d ago

Diaper was full

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u/NIK-FURY 6d ago

The horrible gun safety with finger on trigger pissed me off most. Not saying the rest of this shit show was less cringe but the blatant disregard for life is unforgivable.

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u/lankymjc 6d ago

Honesty expecting either him or the cameraman to catch a bullet. The actual ending is the best possible outcome.

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u/One-Demand6811 6d ago

Seems like it's a fake gun.

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u/sakurakirei 5d ago

It was a fake gun. They were filming a music video.

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u/Disrobingbean 6d ago

I was expecting an explosive castration ngl

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u/Fug_Nuggly 6d ago

Another band name!

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u/CompetitiveCreme9247 6d ago

Keeping it “real”, while wearing a clown hat and having your butt cheeks hanging out of your 13 year old kids jeans…

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u/DrunKeN-HaZe_e 6d ago

Oh, that was satisfying to watch 😆

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u/BrownTownDestroyer 6d ago

I liked the random other guy with no shirt on getting arrested

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u/Vic-123-ma 5d ago

That was the other guy filming

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u/forumofsheep 6d ago edited 6d ago

Why do these low Iq bozos always look the same and do the cash shuffling thing?! Nobody is impressed if you run around with a few hundred dollars in cash and an empty bank account…

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6d ago

They promote this ghetto behavior in music videos to make it looks cool. Sadly, they are all fools

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u/PR0114 6d ago

I’m not sure what keeping it real means these days but it can’t be this, even if he didn’t get arrested.

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u/Brass0Maharlika 6d ago

I'm not American but I always thought keeping it real meant staying genuine.

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u/TB1289 6d ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/777300erCJ888 6d ago

I was hoping he was gonna accidentally shoot his dick off.

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u/ranger2112 6d ago

All that money but can’t buy a belt

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u/Competitive_Site9272 6d ago

Temu gang banger

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u/odiabolos 6d ago

Yall dumb af thinking this kinda shx is "tough", damn clowns.

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u/Leif_Lightborn 6d ago

Damn, rad culture you got there. Definitely can't see it fucking anyone's life up.

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u/freezier134a 6d ago

Flexing a bout $100 to $200 in Canadian twenties. Lol

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u/MikeMac999 6d ago

He could almost buy a Leafs ticket with that

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u/SpookyBLAQ 6d ago

When being dumb goes just as it should. There, fixed it for ya

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u/Careless_Educator_21 6d ago

dude said “respect”…..what the fuck.

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u/wanderingoverwatch 6d ago

Does this qualify as fafo?

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u/notislant 6d ago

Gotta love the country where every moron has the same right to recklessly wave a firearm around with a finger on the trigger at all times. While showing his huggies off.

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u/TVLL 5d ago

Why are their pants falling down?

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u/thatguyoudontlike 5d ago

The lower the pants, the more cool you are

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u/cookedlime 5d ago

Idiot 😩🤣

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u/Same-Mistake8736 5d ago

Why are these people so proud of their dysfunction?

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u/jnrodriguez86 4d ago

How was that camera man not worried he might get accidentally shot?

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u/delboy85 6d ago

America in a nutshell.

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u/TheSquirrelNemesis 6d ago

This is in Toronto though. Also the gun is a fake.

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u/S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4 6d ago

Yeah the money seemed a little off, didn't know if it was US or not.

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u/Dearness 6d ago

He casually flipped the filmer a five dollar bill; which is about $3 US. Real high roller 🤣

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6d ago

Average redditor moment

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u/potatodrinker 6d ago

Surprised this is considered insane. Seems like a normal Sunday

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u/Mr__Void 6d ago

I seriously thought he was gonna shoot himself in the nuts, was prepping for it each time he waist banded 😂

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u/CydaeaVerbose 5d ago

I'm commenting before seeing 90% of the clip, after seeing a comment saying they thought he was gonna shoot himself.

I'mma guess: Hit by a vehicle... He didn't clear the curb and the title implies bad stuff happening. Can't see it being the dude recording. Lol. Final answer.

Oh, and I am going to say it's either a motorcycle/bike, or a black or red car.

Edit: omg, it was so much better than I imagined! Lmfao

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u/Thugnificent83 6d ago

He's lucky they didn't shoot his dumbass for waiving a gun around!

I am firmly on team F the police, but they would have been in the right to shoot first, ask questions later here.

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u/Acrobatic_Emu_9322 6d ago

No one deserves to die for what was recorded, you’re a fucking psycho.

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u/spar_30-3 6d ago

I hope he offered the money to the Feds too

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u/CUNTALUCARD 6d ago

Sure hope he got his soap on a rope.

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u/Wiizardcud 6d ago

Emmure?

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u/mad_mang45 6d ago

"Respect that",why? Lol,sound like a kiss up.

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u/Drustan6 6d ago

Maybe he knew the cops were around the corner and was trying to get the guy to flex some more . . . to get snatched

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u/apokr1f 6d ago

He is the sheriff no?

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u/Mindless-Hornet5703 6d ago

Ooo your ard

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u/Nipsicles 6d ago

No need to look for evidence when gun possession and proceeds are online.

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u/12358132134 6d ago

Is this supposed to be badass/scary/intimidating??

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u/Heart-Shaped-Clouds 6d ago

“Put the piece away Walter they’re calling the cops”

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u/ballin302008 6d ago

I swear they flex for men more than women

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u/tuco2002 6d ago

"He couldn't buy a belt?" - Random Grandpa

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u/Preemptively_Extinct 6d ago

Looks like they went the right way to me.

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u/jac049 6d ago

Deserved jail time, no trigger discipline, coulda ended camera man and himself right then and there

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u/vertigostereo 6d ago

Look, $200!

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u/Ecstasy_of_Silver 6d ago

Like $60 US.

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u/MajorSympathy 6d ago

I'm cackling hahaha

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u/Lackerbawls 6d ago

Good. Lock his dumb ass up

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u/nathonkim 6d ago

He can't even wear his pants properly.

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u/mandarin_1000 6d ago

Cmon man pull ur pants up...

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u/DaveWpgC 6d ago

When the cop said "put your hands up" I swear I heard "pull your pants up".

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u/mykypal 6d ago

Eyebrows ?

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u/Shantotto11 6d ago

I hope he was “keepin’ it real” tight for Big Tyrone in the hoosegow…

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u/starspider 6d ago

How your pants gunna sag and also be tight?

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u/foofighter46 6d ago

Doh no! He kept it too real!

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u/stifferthanstiffler 6d ago

Cop should've said "walk back...back...back...now pull up your fuckin pants and place your hands behind your head.

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u/Brocker_9000 6d ago

Was he arrested for the gun or because of his pants that wouldn't stay up?

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u/CitizenKing1001 6d ago

I see he took a gun safety class to get his legal carry license

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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 6d ago

Video never says why was he arrested though?

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u/Lissypooh628 6d ago

I thought he was gonna shoot his dick off.

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u/New_Negotiation_4638 6d ago

Bro forgot to make his pants belt before going out

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u/New_Negotiation_4638 6d ago

Bro forgot making his pants belt before going out

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u/Billthebanger 6d ago

Not that much money it’s Canadian twenties and he definitely will go to jail for the hand guns !

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u/darknmy 6d ago

Can some1 explain the pants going lower-ass? Are they so mega-alpha they need to be ready to mate any time. any where or is it a gay thing?

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u/deeroe24 6d ago

**When a 35 year old man gets inspired by teenagers on the internet.

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u/Granny_knows_best 6d ago

Why do you consider this ghetto gang- wanna-be trash crap as insane. It's pure trash, and not even worthy of being posted anywhere.

Would you be okay with your son posting himself like this?

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u/LobsterNo3435 6d ago

But did the dude get to keep the $5?

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u/faberge_kegg 6d ago

Correction: "Keeping it dμmb as fμdge*." 🤔🫣🤣

*[AKA] (dμmb as) "fμck" 🤯🔫

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u/Umbertoini 6d ago

Bootsy Collins busted

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u/sinkadus5 6d ago

I hear the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme in my head

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u/raxnahali 5d ago

Hehehehehe

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife 5d ago

Did he get his $fiver back?

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u/avagent007 5d ago

Hahahahahah

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u/narcowake 5d ago

Damn why do I have the urge to get him a Belt so he can pull his pants up? My mind doesn’t understand that style .

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u/Flashy_Chemist154 5d ago

You would think being detained/arrested , this would discourage this kind of activity , but the amounts of likes /views/shares on social media, will only promote this kind of garbage videos

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u/Robotcow30 5d ago

Stupid peice of shit. If he would've pointed that gun at me once I would've flipped out.

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u/pkupku 5d ago

He was smart enough to not resist. Quite unusual in a Reddit video.

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u/Dependent_Market7788 5d ago

So, anyone know why he decided to do this? And also, whatever happened to him?

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u/Big306 5d ago

Yo check it out check it out I got $205 IN CASH on me homeboy.

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u/JunglePygmy 5d ago

That is the goofiest chain of all time

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u/ivmo71 5d ago

I guess he wanted to spend some away from his precious gun

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u/lappa91 5d ago

Maybe he should invest in a belt

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u/jedi1josh 5d ago

Keeping it real dumb.

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u/sweetbabyjess 5d ago

that's what ya get for showing off

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u/homiej420 5d ago

It looks like he’s wearing a diaper

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u/xtombstone 5d ago

WONT. YOU BE MY BRIDE

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u/mk081516 5d ago

Jungle Joe is his natural habitate

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u/kattko80- 5d ago

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions!

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u/morganational 5d ago

Dumbass didn't even remember to buy a belt. Holy shit, that's embarrassing, lol at his pants falling off. Omg🤣

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u/MarvAlbertFish 5d ago

imagine being that insecure as an adult, look at muh gun and monies!

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u/Hammer-663 5d ago

Thought he might blows his brain off!!

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u/SilverChips 5d ago

https://www.instagram.com/iamprincebrown?igsh=MTUwMTVubnJ3N3preA==

Incase anyone wants to see the other dumb shit this dude does.

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u/hungbandit007 5d ago

Step back, pull your pants UP!

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u/pintasm 4d ago

Nope, that went just perfectly

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u/Candid-Cockroach-375 4d ago

fucking idiot. you shouldnt be allowed to own a gun without taking a gun safety & discipline course because of careless low life's like this.

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u/Odd-Fun-2862 4d ago

What a pos!

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u/Odd-Fun-2862 4d ago

I'd really like to know why men wear their pants like this. Personally, I like to see a man's ass, not their underwear. Smh

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u/Spiritual_Reserve137 3d ago

Some people are just made to live in prison

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u/ompaoppirumpa 6d ago

So here you have it. What a large amount of the Americans think is cool, and want to be as. Listening to their stupid rap music with Auto-tune gone crazy, made by a black guy who couldn't be further away from being a musical talent. Raping about bit chess and saying the N-word every 10th second, and later on going ghetto bad ass for a white man using the same word and calling him racist. "Some words are only ment for some people, you know". The irony. Praying to God, dressed up with a cross around their neck,while waving around with a gun, killing stealing and mocking people. How did you end up like this?

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u/rustyba59 6d ago

😂😂

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u/Angasal_Potentes 6d ago

I laughed out loud after cutting 💀💀💀

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u/Emergency-Piano4792 6d ago

The cops should tell those thugs to pull their pants up while they have their guns pointed at them

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u/RickMorty1232434 6d ago

Phew!

How this guy walked away alive is a bloody miracle. Needs to go to church, and be around more matured men.

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ 6d ago

Man flaahed like 200$ canadian like he some rick mf lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Just wearing pants like that deserves jail time 😩

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u/_heyb0ss 6d ago

this is not an episode of when keeping it real goes wrong, this just a fool tryna flex for the gram. Know the difference