r/ThatsInsane 1d ago

Alternate view of German space rocket failures impact from Norway

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u/Punch_Your_Facehole 1d ago

The fish

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u/RickityCricket69 18h ago

lol for real, good thing they dropped into the ocean

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u/Lodju 1d ago

Was it a failure though, they wanted data and got it.

Didn't they say it will probably crash.

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u/masselass 10h ago

They said it might not even take off. So no failure, instead a great success!

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u/free__coffee 13h ago edited 13h ago

Yes, it was a failure, TF? If I design a test car, and it blows up 200 feet off the starting line, it's a failure. Sure you can claim "I got some data, so maybe next time we'll actually be able to take it around the track!"

Learning from a failure does not change it into a success

Edit: this failure is even worse, because they just didn't put a self destruct device on this rocket, as a design decision. All the articles claim that tech from a Spanish company had this rocket crash safely, but it didn't: all the tech did was shut off the engine - the fact that it landed in the ocean rather than blowing up the launch pad was pure luck

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u/_Not_A_Lizard_ 11h ago

A rocket scientist amongst us

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u/maxtinion_lord 12h ago

ah yes, the redditor who knows everything about everything, pray tell me how you know the crash trajectory was 'pure luck' and not the planned result, like they keep fucking saying. no shit they put a fail safe to turn off the rocket, especially one they KNEW WAS GOING TO CRASH, like damn dude pick your head out your ass and accept that there's nuance in the world and the thing isn't bad because your chimp brain saw an explosion.

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u/Euphoric_Election785 9h ago

Just say you know nothing of the scientific method and research and development fam

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u/Emilia963 1d ago

Didn’t they think about the environmental impact of the explosion? That’s horrible

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u/Xalethesniper 1d ago

You’re kidding right

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u/TOHSNBN 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re kidding right

Other submissions to reddit from this user "Emilia963" include:

I have rethought withdrawing from NATO. I think what we should do is make NATO more like a subscription-based business, for example: Every NATO member is going to pay us a lot of money in exchange for a security guarantee lasting about five years.

Edit: the downvotes are hilarious, the American people are tired of babysitting the rest of the world including your mom.

And one more

Tesla’s stock is currently going up, and the left is ven more angry

Another one

Trump needs to chill, he already got my vote.

Last one

It has been scientifically proven that liberals are more likely to have diagnosed/undiagnosed mental illnesses

Conclusion, do not waste your time trying to argue with this human garbage or ai driven russian propaganda bot.

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u/Oaker_at 19h ago edited 18h ago

Dont forget her saying denying the holocaust is an opinion that one is allowed to have.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/FDHcDW9C5J

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u/Shun-Pie 1d ago

Thanks for your effort! If we were in a different sub I'd gift you a !redditgalleon

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u/QarzImperiusrealLoL 18h ago

Lmao that NATO statement is such bullshit its crazy

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u/Cheeme 14h ago

The short term memory loss in America must be real, given that they are the only country to ever invoke article 5.

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u/QarzImperiusrealLoL 12h ago

In the 90s i assume?

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u/Cheeme 11h ago

No. In response to the 9/11 terrorist attacks, with many of those countries later joining US efforts to fight back against terrorism in the middle east. All of which Trump, Vance etc seem to forget.

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u/QarzImperiusrealLoL 11h ago

Oh yeah, i forgot they called on aid to fight there

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u/CocoSplodies 1d ago

I hope you do this often as a hobby kind citizen. Youre great!

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u/GroenBloed 17h ago

Its so surprising that people with mental illness would support the party that cares about them being able to get treatment vs the party that thinks they should be locked in asylums or outright killed. Really hard to figure that one out honestly. (/s if it wasnt clear)

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 23h ago

Usually when people bring up someone's posting or comment history I reply "we don't do that here", not now though... That person sounds like an absolute shit human being. To even consider making NATO a subscription service...

Reminds me of the brazen bull, where it was tested on the inventor first. Don't mess around with friendship, extorting friends is not how you keep them when you need them.

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u/Oaker_at 19h ago

This guy has principles, sometimes

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u/dreizehn1313 1d ago

Don’t worry, the rocket ship was towed outside the environment

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u/nlb53 1d ago

Its not in an environment, its beyond the environment. Theres nothing out there

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u/Nodsworthy 1d ago

Then the front fell off

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u/Dracampy 1d ago

Lmao a conservative caring about the environment. Funniest shit I heard in a while.

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u/Lodju 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like you actually give a damn about environment.

I mean since you probably support Trump as you are US conservative and this administration decimated climate protections.

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u/OmarNubianKing 1d ago

See! Youre not a failure: You care

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u/CocoSplodies 1d ago

Isnt the exhaust from the fuel just water vapor?

Or am I mistaken?

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u/TheShredda 1d ago

Depends on the fuel used

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u/Oaker_at 19h ago edited 19h ago

Even if. The explosion isn’t just water vapor.

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

Do you care?

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u/silverclovd 18h ago

When you're soo goddamn awful on the Internet that others dunno whether to feel bad for people in your family or be afraid of that genetic material daring the society to try & multiply with it.

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u/iamkristo 15h ago

I can’t tell if you, as an American, are serious about this comment or you’re just kidding

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u/raw-mean 1d ago

That wasn't a failure. It was controlled abortion, because they wanted to get data; that was their goal.

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u/Catch_ME 1d ago

So a successful failure? Or failed success?

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u/raw-mean 23h ago

Neither, nor. They reached their goal, and everything went according to plan. That's called a success.

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u/-Clean-Sky- 16h ago

Its a fail.

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u/raw-mean 6h ago

Again, a fail is, if you try but don't reach your goal. They never intended to go into space with that particular rocket. Before the start, they already had ruled out that it would reach orbit. That is not due to incompetence to build a rocket that could, but because they wanted to test everything out first...including their abort system.

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u/ILikeYourBigButt 5h ago

You're a fail.

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u/mudokin 18h ago

Task failed successfully.

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u/RumiRuShu 1d ago

I wanted to write too.

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u/raw-mean 1d ago

I wanted to hurry up posting that, before it gets drowned in comments stating that it's a failure.

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u/free__coffee 13h ago

A "controlled abortion"? That seems rather generous, the control algorithm cut the engines off, and the rocket went into a random ballistic trajectory. It was luck that this didn't end in a much more severe disaster.

They weren't trying to test flying a rocket into the ocean, they were trying to test a 2 stage orbital rocket. They failed, and doing so without a self destruct mechanism was reckless

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u/raw-mean 6h ago

The aim here was to gather as much information as possible, testing their systems, including the abort system. Before the launch they already stated, that they don't intent to fly into orbit with this particular rocket.

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u/free__coffee 13h ago

Yea, no not at all, this is just propaganda.

If you notice, it was an "orbital launch vehicle" not an "aquatic launch vehicle". This is an absolute failure, they didn't get to test the second stage of the rocket, nor did they get to test the ability of the rocket to get a payload into orbit

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u/raw-mean 6h ago

See above.

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u/-Clean-Sky- 16h ago

That's a stupid failure and environmental disaster from so galled "green" country.

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u/raw-mean 6h ago

I don't know what counter measures they took to avoid pollution, but it is not a fail. BEFORE placing the rocket in position, they already had ruled out that it would reach orbit. Not because they couldn't build one that could, but because they wanted to test everything out first...including their abort system.

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u/dhens38 1d ago

Damn, people really be posting whatever title they want. Isar Aerospace said that initial launch could end prematurely, but the test will produce extensive data. Is that really a failure? It took me 2 seconds to google this.

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u/dogemikka 1d ago

initial launch could end prematurely... suggests there was still a small hope that the rocket would complete its intended flight path. The substantial explosion at the crash site indicates significant remaining fuel, which was meant to power a much longer journey. It's likely the team was well aware that the odds of a successful flight were very low at this development stage, where progress typically comes through trial and error and collecting extensive data from each attempt.

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u/Paulus_1 17h ago

Well if you want useful data you might want to keep it as real as possible.

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u/free__coffee 13h ago

Yes, that is really a failure. If you had googled for 10 seconds, you would have seen that they were trying to test a 2-stage orbital launch vehicle, and instead they nearly blew up the launch pad

Not only did they risk blowing up one of the only European launch pads in the world, but they also did not get to test the second stage of the launch.

This is really bad, if you know anything about engineering or space flight. Virgin galactic dissolved entirely because of failures like this one

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u/Mudflap42069 1d ago

Great data collection event, which was expected. Shout-out to the engineers. This was a gold mine for them.

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u/Mudflap42069 1d ago

Data on how parts of the rocket failed, data on secondary backup systems, data on tertiary backup systems, safety data, intentional abort data, data on abort affects of the surroundings, and data on how fat your mom is.

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u/ipokesnails 1d ago

The same kind of data that SpaceX gets when they launch a test rocket: engine performance, stress levels, temperatures, potential or actual failures.

It cost a significant amount more to lose a rocket, but it can be worth it to find real world stuff that might not have been revealed in months or years of simulations or test fires.

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u/ErrlRiggs 1d ago

KSP players know this feel

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u/Hazmat_Human 1d ago

Just another day in KSP

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u/unsix8three4 1d ago

Good view!

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u/bobjamesya 19h ago

That’s the most beautiful explosion I’ve ever seen

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u/Anumets 17h ago

Sure were scenic surroundings!

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u/DonCavalio 1d ago

Tom Cruise really goes all out.

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u/Morgentau7 8h ago

Do people even know how many SpaceX rockets failed?

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u/captcraigaroo 1d ago

Germany recreating Trump's stock market trend

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u/notmenotyoutoo 1d ago

Praise the camera person!

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u/Gimme_yourjaket 1d ago

It's like a bad firework

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u/lykewtf 1d ago

Wondering what chems are now in the ocean

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u/ddrfraser1 1d ago

Norwegian fish mindin they own business: DA FUCK?!?!?!!!?!

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u/Grzzld 1d ago

I know fishing with tnt is bad. How does this compare to the local fishies?

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u/GJohnJournalism 1d ago

I thought Germans were good at Rockets?

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u/Non-Current_Events 23h ago

Damn, somebody tell them they are going to have to get way higher than that. Like at least twice as high.

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u/MusicalChefIrie 22h ago

Exact same thing always happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.

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u/JTFindustries 22h ago

That looked expensive. Did they take lessons from spacex?

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u/Local_Sugar8108 22h ago

The muskrat does more spectacular rocket explosions.

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u/PhotownPK 21h ago

Imagine that rocket turning into a small village. Sheesh!

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u/InvaderOne 16h ago

90+ years in the game, I would have thought they'd master that by now. s/

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u/Cron414 7h ago

Its weird how seeing a rocket launch from that terrain and climate almost makes it seem like CGI. It’s surreal for some reason. Like Dr. Evil’s rocket launch or something.

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u/Simonabluo 6h ago

Needs. More. BOOSTERS!!!!

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u/EvoSP1100 5h ago

some body forgot to pat the rocket and say "that'll make it to space....."

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u/KeenKeister 3h ago

Did the launch it with KSP flight computers?

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u/ryansteven3104 2h ago

You are not going to recruit pilots with marketing like this.

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u/CUNTALUCARD 1h ago

Space Rocket? WTF are you Judy Jetson?

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u/carbon-based-biped 1d ago

I am guessing one of the lessons learned will be to move all your ships out of the potential crash sites

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u/RumSunSea 1d ago

Is there any info on the water pollution and cleanup after the explosion?

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u/StaleH77 14h ago

All debris have been recovered, according to local media. The pollution is but a small fraction of what else we are pouring into the oceans on a daily basis, I imagine..

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u/ThiesH 8h ago

The rocket runs on propan and liquid oxygen not like Elons rocket, those use kerosene

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u/deathbyvitamins 1d ago

Does anyone clean that up out of the water?

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u/Fermato 1d ago

much rocket, not too much space

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u/MrPositiveC 21h ago

So Norwary is trying space now too? hehe

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u/StaleH77 14h ago

This launch site has been active for quite some time. It was also involved in what was the closest thing to a nuclear war we've had the last decades. Russia 'forgot' the planned launch of a satellite from Andøya space centre and was reportedly very close to send their Nukes on the USA. I believe this was in the 90's..

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u/hyprkcredd 18h ago

Sucks when you can’t get it up.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 7h ago

I just hate the waste and pollution that results from these tests.

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u/CarlJustCarl 1d ago

What data they collecting? Probably a drone would be cheaper.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 22h ago

I thought nazis we’re good at rockets

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/raw-mean 1d ago

It was planned that way. They didn't aim to go to space, yet, they wanted to collect data and let it drop into the ocean. The title is absolutely misleading!

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u/Tierpfleg3r 1d ago

The flight abortion was scheduled. Nothing went wrong in the test.

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u/aaachase 1d ago

why don't you read up on what happened?

Plus there were no Dams even in the video