r/TheDickShow • u/cbonholzer • 1d ago

Absolutely brutish

27 Upvotes

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u/Stryle 1d ago

Not giving up what? McDonald's?

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u/BraceThis 1d ago

Tougher than Vito in all regards.

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u/Mr-Scurvy 1d ago

How the fuck does the video not end with her actually doing the box jump...

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u/RealNovgorod Minority opinion 1d ago

She destroyed the box.

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u/cbonholzer 1d ago

She probably converted all of that fat into muscle which probably just made her heavier

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u/MrCgoodin 1d ago

A fat bitch is finally working out and you guys are making fun of her?

The fuck.

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u/Merco64 1d ago

If she injured herself doing a brisk walk on a treadmill then maybe you'd have a case for being sympathetic. But it takes hubris as big as her appetite to choose this way to exercise.

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u/SomebodiesGotttaDoIt 1d ago

She’s not getting any skinnier…

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u/0points10yearsago 1d ago

She reminds me of the financial feminist who said women can stop spending money by sleeping in the subway instead of wasting money on rent.

I agree with the sentiment. Just do it normal.

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u/sweetb00bs bring it you stupid bitch 1d ago

It's crossfit

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u/SlipSlopSlapperooni 8h ago

Have you seen the banner?

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u/chux4w r/biggestproblem is a thing 1d ago

She has an immense snatch.

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u/sweetb00bs bring it you stupid bitch 1d ago

Clean

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u/SheistyPenguin 1d ago edited 1d ago

CrossFit... Go figure.

CrossFit earned a reputation for having haphazard routines that cause a lot of injuries (and also hilarious YouTube videos). Probably because anyone with $1k and a pulse can become a certified CrossFit coach.

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u/IIIIIIW 1d ago

1k and a pulse eh? And I’d get to watch fat bitches like this fall over occasionally

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u/sweetb00bs bring it you stupid bitch 13h ago

The crossfits in my area i used to live in were owned by PTs

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u/reformedlurkermon 1d ago

Bunch of slurs in the comments trying to convince even more women not to work out. Good job big lady.

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u/JaredUnzipped That Magic Guy 1d ago

I'm not making fun of her. She's trying to legitimately improve herself.

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u/Stunning-Rub7475 1d ago

She could definitely beat up Vito for his… proclivities.

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u/Acrobatic-Mud-3818 1d ago

Not giving up? Oh no, she gave up a long time ago.

Now she's trying to make up for her own self inflicted mistakes while also fishing sympathy from the world.

F this potato shaped reductioN

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u/0points10yearsago 1d ago

She took home tungsten.

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u/Hoonbernator 17h ago

Still higher energy than how Dick hurt his ankle. ;)

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u/TaxGreat4574 3h ago

How many tungsten?