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u/electricboy32 2d ago
Probably thinking about his girlfriend, as per usual. “Ooo everyone look at me, I’ve got a girlfriend and I love going round her house and listening to her shit music and laughing at her shit jokes and pretending that she’s fit when she’s not even really that fit”
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u/MaidaValeAndThat What is Swansea, is it an animal? 2d ago
Who’s not that fit?
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u/Wu_Onii-Chan 2d ago
Your mum
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u/SimpleRickC135 2d ago
He's waiting for the awkward situation to go away, causing it to become even more awkward.
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u/Ok_Advantage6174 2d ago
'In her vagina' IIRC
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u/thapussypatrol 2d ago
Or bum...?
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u/Ok_Advantage6174 2d ago
Or bum...those 2 little words every girl dreams of hearing on her first time!
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u/-Stemroach- Paedo Kennedy 2d ago
Nothing. He can just smell his hair gel.
"Smells quite strongly, too !"
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u/MilesKarag 2d ago
Was I adopted by the Coopers? I think my real parents were a spotty baby and the statue of liberty.
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u/Footfreak82 I’LL GET MAH FAHKIN’ BRUVVA ON YOU! 2d ago
Probably thinking of his arm potentially covered in shit & getting wanked off with clogs.
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u/Redmanb11_87 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 1d ago
Why he looks like a spotty baby crossed with the statue of liberty
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u/Accomplished-Kale-77 5h ago
Thinking how it’s obvious Sophie and her father are related, both miserable twats who wouldn’t appreciate a funny bumper sticker
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u/MidfieldGeneralKeane 2d ago
Hmmm 🤔