r/Tinder • u/ph34r807 • 1d ago

The coffin stays

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u/RedBirdWrench 1d ago

Those are some big smiles at a funeral.

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u/ph34r807 1d ago

Maybe it was her ex partner?

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u/BrilliantResponse7 1d ago

They take “till death” serious in this family. Hence the preference for long term

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u/apeocalypyic 1d ago

Right? Like honestly it's a great face pic of everyone I'm the photo

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u/OddGuideofGreyFort 1d ago

Make sure to have pics of yourself engaging in your favorite activities!

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u/CampMain 1d ago

That is a lovely bouquet tbf …

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u/Badmeestert 1d ago

Never would have noticed

But I was thinking other things

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u/skadalajara 1d ago

Putting the 'fun' in 'funeral.'

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u/Zim_Zima 1d ago

You do it IN the coffin

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u/ph34r807 1d ago

I understand the smiles now.

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u/DanceOfFails 1d ago

Better than most group photos as it at least raises a number of interesting questions.

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u/Illustrious-Item-437 1d ago

Hey, when the lighting is right 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/ScousePete 1d ago

Tagline should be “I’m dying to meet you!”

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u/The_golden_Celestial 1d ago

Looking for a relationship that is dead serious.

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u/meSuPaFly 13h ago

Because she's drop dead gorgeous?

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u/Laxku 1d ago

This is our most... modestly priced receptacle.

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u/JMA4478 1d ago

Not a very long term.

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u/catcherx 1d ago

Who’s next? :)

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u/FigTechnical8043 1d ago

Plot twist, the person on Tinder is the person IN the coffin.

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 1d ago

her last tinder match is in the coffin

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u/Jungletoast-9941 1d ago

What app are you on? Unhinged??

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u/DGenerationMC 1d ago

Arn Anderson on the far left looking the happiest he's ever been.

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u/kschn448 1d ago

i'm a little worried about what she means by "short term" now.

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u/BallBearingBill 1d ago

Open to short, pic taken was 3wks after meeting on Tinder.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 1d ago

I'm thinking long-term turned out to not be so long after all.

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u/thatvintagething 20h ago

Funerals are such happy occasions

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u/InterestingThought33 1d ago

It’s not everyday you get to show off a successful assassination… obviously.