Pray tell, how does one draw a Clarkson?

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739]

Still a work in progress. His face is too wrinkly to decipher his facial expression.

[u/universalserialbutt]

"in fact this BMW is so fast, it's completely shaved off.... my face"

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/universalserialbutt]

"Now, let's see how fast this BMW does a lap around the track. This of course, is a job for our tame racing driver. Some say, he eats chalk at 3AM on a full moon night. Some say, he likes racing RC cars, in reverse. But all we know is, he's the Stig."

[u/flopjul → u/Zealousideal_Lie739]

He is called the stig but is it the stig

[u/Flashignite2 → u/universalserialbutt]

"Some say..."

[u/FlorpFlap]

If you draw his Ariel atom face that would be excellent

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/FlorpFlap]

Seems like a sensible idea.

[u/ShakyLens → u/FlorpFlap]

He already did. It’s on another page since it got blown off.

[u/E420CDI → u/FlorpFlap]

I AM AN ALIEN!!

[u/DeepBlueSea45]

Get a big candle, let it drip, and chisel it with a hammer

[u/Significant_Rub_8739 → u/DeepBlueSea45]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the sound of bitterness and jealousy."

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/DeepBlueSea45]

I see. Thanks for the suggestion.

[u/E420CDI → u/DeepBlueSea45]

Put it in the Natural History Museum!

[u/Eveeolite543 → u/DeepBlueSea45]

Get as inspiration an orangutan

[u/syntheticsapphire]

monkee

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/syntheticsapphire]

Orangutan.

[u/woodPuppet0 → u/syntheticsapphire]

Monkee with hugh janus!

[u/wyyan200]

i did a 10 second sketch of his dumb smug face only to realize i cannot share images here lmao, hmu

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/wyyan200]

You could post an imgur link.

[u/wyyan200 → u/Zealousideal_Lie739]

https://imgur.com/a/ERr42oy the fact that he looks like an ape is unintentional on my part

[u/saltedsugar666 → u/wyyan200]

That’s amazing

[u/here_for_the_view → u/wyyan200]

And I wept for I had seen the face of God, or maybe just JC

[u/Wonderful_Past2796]

OK so have you seen planet of the apes? Or perhaps a capebara? There's your inspiration.👍

[u/Luunhym]

Speed and power solve many things

[u/Mysterious_Research2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KCbYc7lB0

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/Mysterious_Research2]

Thanks. I needed this.

[u/shitboxfesty]

Big ole frowny face for sure

[u/Regular_Weakness69]

Longer face and more orangutan-like posture.

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/Regular_Weakness69]

Noted.

[u/MuttznuttzAG]

You mean “an Clarkson” surely?

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/MuttznuttzAG]

Oh dear. My mistake. Let me see if I can fix it.

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/Zealousideal_Lie739]

Oh. I can't.

[u/MuttznuttzAG → u/Zealousideal_Lie739]

😂😂😂🍺👍🏻

[u/psychopastry]

Go to Chester Zoo, they have orangutans there that you can use as life models

[u/rando7818]

Add ten pounds and then double it haha

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/rando7818]

I get 20 pounds. Sweet.

[u/GreenT1979]

https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/553168766706402262/

[u/Zealousideal_Lie739 → u/GreenT1979]

Too smug. But okay.

[u/slowsoul77]

Smug face.... definitely the smug face!

[u/foiz5]

I don't know why, but my brain fills this in with Ricky's face from Trailer Park boys.

[u/AverageF1fanandganer]

“HAMMOND!!!”

[u/E420CDI]

Visit a Polish waxwork museum for inspiration

[u/Ilpav123]

Just draw an orangutan.

[u/MelodicFondant]

May would tell you to melt a candle over it,then draw a smiley face and two dots

[u/sensitivity_rut0rd]

"So, the M3 may be the answer if your hair's on fire and you'd like to outpose anyone in the race for speed, but there is one ingredient the BMW misses... being cool!"

[u/Maybbaybee]

Cross eyed