r/TreesSuckingOnThings • u/goodwellnessguide • Jul 10 '24

The power of nature

217 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/floppy_contortionist Jul 10 '24

I should call her

5

u/oddityoughtabe Jul 14 '24

I too am reminded of my ex when hacking limbs off things

20

u/Sophotroph Jul 11 '24

“It’s Mega-Tree… She’s gone from suck to blow!”

2

u/DixiewreckedGA Aug 14 '24

Clutch… Spaceballs The Reddit

15

u/V-LOUD Jul 11 '24

Trees Cumming on Tings

13

u/SensingWorms Jul 11 '24

Water oak. These things grow fast(50-60 yrs), acquire beetles, rots inside and fills with water. Fall apart

26

u/nainotlaw Jul 11 '24

Hear me out…

1

u/nagsthedestroyer Jul 13 '24

r/dontstickyourdickinit

1

u/GulfofMaineLobsters Jul 13 '24

No, no. No.... I will not click on that... No...

25

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

This entwife is ready to brood

6

u/TheMainKeef Jul 11 '24

I accept the challenge 🪵

10

u/TheRealJayk0b Jul 11 '24

Oh God...it's bleeding out... brutal

9

u/browsing_around Jul 11 '24

Natural bidet

6

u/Softrawkrenegade Jul 11 '24

Some sort of nut tree i suppose

4

u/sleepyplatipus Jul 12 '24

You cut an artery :(

17

u/cyan0siss Jul 11 '24

It's bleeding :(

16

u/clarksonswimmer Jul 11 '24

Wetwood-causing bacteria enter trees through wounds in the roots, trunk or limbs. Once inside, the bacteria produce gas within the tree. Pressure mounts, and eventually runny liquid seeps out through openings in the bark. The liquid starts out thin and transparent, then becomes a slimy, smelly ooze. As it drips down, it stains the tree's trunk a yellow or dark brown

https://blog.davey.com/why-is-water-coming-out-of-my-tree-trunk-bacterial-wetwood/

2

u/Bloodshotistic Jul 12 '24

The video started hot, not gonna lie. Then all intrusive thoughts were finally hushed by the final nail in the coffin when I learned about Tree STI's.

7

u/zeroHEX3 Jul 11 '24

Your mom when... Like...when i uh...When you... Like uh... Your girl when im... Like... Shirtless!

6

u/RepulsiveViolinist81 Jul 11 '24

exactly dude, you got this

3

u/Pamikillsbugs234 Jul 13 '24

Tis but a scratch

2

u/ApprehensiveSpite589 Jul 13 '24

A scratch? Your arm's off!

2

u/Mouthshitter Jul 13 '24

That's so sad

2

u/Jimmysal Jul 13 '24

I'd tap that

1

u/TheGrapeOfSpades Jul 13 '24

I should call her...

1

u/Strange_Growth_8036 Jul 14 '24

Hopefully won’t see it again

1

u/ChesterAK Jul 16 '24

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/thats_so_merlyn Jul 28 '24

"Bet you've never seen that before"

sighs

...yeah.

0

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jul 11 '24

Gotta reverse the video, that's a squirter