r/TrueAnon • u/LisanAlGhaib1991 • 1d ago

Comedian Russell Brand announces move to Israel

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0457d02e9go
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u/CandyEverybodyWentz Resident Acid Casualty 1d ago

Possibly the least surprised I've ever been at a BBC headline.

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u/Skeeter_206 1d ago

The Onion - Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

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u/NeverForgetNGage the ONLY center left very liberal jew 1d ago

Published 2023, that's amazing.

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u/jorobo_ou 1d ago

Absolutely what I thought when I heard that

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u/mtert 1d ago

It's a real "dog bites man" situation

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u/deadliestrecluse 1d ago

Tbf its not like high profile English racists get prosecuted very often

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u/SpotResident6135 1d ago

Completing the transformation, like a shit butterfly reaching its final form.

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u/BitchinKimura 1d ago

A shit butterfly spreads its shit wings, Randy

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u/BantuLisp 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 1d ago

Funniest Israeli citizen. Until Rob Schneiders application gets approved that is.

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u/FuckIPLaw 1d ago

I guess it's a good thing for them that Larry David and Mel Brooks weren't interested in applying.

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u/Yung_Jose_Space 1d ago

Larry would get run out of town.

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u/NotaChonberg 1d ago

With the way he's been posting the last year or two he's more likely to end up with the Tuttle Ministry down in Louisiana

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u/bonefresh 🔻 1d ago

never too late to convert again

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u/heavyheaded3 1d ago

incredible work by Katy Perry's PR team. A Fuckin Plus. they go over his 25 years in showbiz but marrying the biggest pop star in the world doesn't merit a mention.

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u/diosmioacommie 1d ago

Think it also says a lot about her drop off

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u/BoycottTheCW Likud my balls Isræl 1d ago

No one ever mentions how she used to do Christian rock either

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u/jkfrodo 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

Trump to appoint Russell Brand as women's rights czar

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u/Arcosim 1d ago

That's Conor McGregor's job, you know they guy who met with him and took photos smiling with Trump in the Oval Office AFTER he was charged with raping a woman so violently that she needed to have her tampon surgically removed.

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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist 1d ago

Not charged. Found guilty of.

(Civil proceeding rather than criminal, but guilty nonetheless)

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u/SeaworthinessIll2517 1d ago

Should have raped at least one child to stay safe in the UK

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u/Jam_Handler On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea 1d ago

Indeed. His mistake was going after adult women.

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u/Generalfrogspawn 1d ago

There’s a nice organic product-centric settlement waiting for you Russell. All you gotta do is book a flight to Tel Aviv ✈️

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u/Straight_Drawer859 Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 1d ago

"Comedian"

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u/FishingObvious4730 1d ago

Guessing the conversion to being a born again wasn't enough to protect him from rape charges

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u/whatisscoobydone 1d ago

Mark Fisher's essay "Exiting the Vampire Castle" was about people calling out Russell Brand for being misogynist. (He did later try to retract/argue against it)

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u/abe2600 1d ago

He used Brand as an example (unfortunately), but it was more about how leftists need be less exclusionary and elitist

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u/La_Hyene911 Auntiefa 1d ago

Another red dot for isnotreal.

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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 1d ago

At this point the dots have coalesced into an Israel-shaped blob

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u/KudaCee 1d ago

what a world. Remember "the Trews" that was pretty good back in the day.

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u/LeichterGepanzerter 1d ago

Scawy.....

if the Matix can cum after him, what chance do the rest of us have..........

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u/bransby26 1d ago

Makes sense, they shield sex offenders there.

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u/RareStable0 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING 1d ago

Thanks for explaining the joke for me. Its flew right by me.

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u/bransby26 1d ago

I missed that the original post was that he was charged with rape, I just knew a lot of women had accused him.

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u/paconinja 1d ago

Didnt UK fail to extradite Andrew Tate to US

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u/Moarbrains 1d ago

I don't watch him, has he been carrying water for the genocide?

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u/FruitFlavor12 1d ago

He's been schmoozing with rabbi Shmuley so probably, but I haven't been following him lately. It feels like he got into that Jordan Peterson corner of the internet

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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 1d ago

Yes, the creepy guy who was friends with Michael Jackson

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u/SamMoreOral 1d ago

I thought a Shmuley is what the Italians call black folks?

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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 1d ago

He's been carrying on like a right-wing podcaster is what he's been carrying, so I imagine so. He wasted no time switching up his act after the first article came out, and I find it hard to believe they'd take him in otherwise.

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u/BoycottTheCW Likud my balls Isræl 1d ago

Remember the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's dentist converted to Judaism because he thought it would make him funnier? I think that's Russell's MO here.

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u/NewYorkAutisNtLondon 1d ago

Was the victim a Palestinian?

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u/ElGourmand 1d ago

Thankfully for him, he will always have god at his side

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u/njwiley 22h ago

I hear he’s suddenly shortlisted for a cabinet position

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u/njwiley 22h ago

I heard he’s suddenly on the short list for a cabinet position