r/TrueAnon 1d ago

Stock investment subreddit are posting suicide hotlines time to buy

/r/stocks/comments/1jrmmdq/suicide_hotline/
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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Actual factual CIA asset 1d ago

Already being unemployed and broke when the Stockmarket crashes

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u/MayBeAGayBee 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

Literally me. Trying to get a job about to become a billion times harder ffs

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u/Significant_Exam274 Software CEO Rachel Jake 1d ago

I’ve always wondered, was this guy wrong for doing this, was he forced too, or did he simply not give a fuck….?

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u/Bewareofbears 🔻 1d ago

You're currently living through a historical event, are you still going to work?

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Actual factual CIA asset 1d ago

He's a parcel delivery man, they are built different

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u/XiJinpingSaveMe 1d ago

holy shit this is so funny

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u/LakeGladio666 Year of the Egg 23h ago

Lol one of my favorite pbf comics.

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u/New_Cucumber5943 1d ago

Who is he to deny someone their package just because two commercial airliners embedded themselves in the twin towers?

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u/Significant_Exam274 Software CEO Rachel Jake 1d ago

No

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u/Commercial-Sail-2186 George Santos is a national hero 1d ago

What’s he supposed to do? Stop the towers from collapsing

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u/Significant_Exam274 Software CEO Rachel Jake 1d ago

Yeah

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u/yuhkih 1d ago

That’s what I’d have done but I guess I’m built different

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u/revolutiontornado 21h ago

If I were there it wouldn’t have gone down like it did.

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u/XiJinpingSaveMe 1d ago

This is like the perfect distillation of capitalism in such a myriad of ways. Always will be the mental image that comes up first when someone mentions "9/11" too. They wanted to make it some version of Iwo Jima with a US flag at Ground Zero, but in my brain, it'll always be this.

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u/ruined-symmetry 1d ago

The Robinhood APP is probably one of the worst things that could have happened to some people.

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u/sekoku 🔻ENEMY TECHNICAL SPOTTED🔻 1d ago

I think them needing an ID probably saved me during the GME stuff. I was going to pick up 1-2 of the stock just for fun.

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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 21h ago

I play with stocks the same way my grandmother would play poker with pennies. I just write down pretend numbers without spending any money, just to see how good my guesses are. Pretty good, it turns out. That lets me scratch the itch without funding evil shit, and I can still afford groceries.

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u/sekoku 🔻ENEMY TECHNICAL SPOTTED🔻 19h ago

Ah, the high-school Economics class method. I see.

I was like "eh, it's only $5-20, putting in for 2 stocks won't set me back if it craters, why not?" But RobinHood was like "we need your SSN and Drivers license to verify your account with the bank/start investing" and I'm like "...nah..."

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u/VegaBrother 1d ago

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u/sekoku 🔻ENEMY TECHNICAL SPOTTED🔻 1d ago

...You do realize we can look back to 2021 when the "Short Squeeze" happened and then exploate out to modern times and see it never reached that peak again, right?

Yes, $GME is still alive, but it's a losing company. Digital Distrobution hasn't gone away, even Nintendo is starting to embrace it. Being +23% isn't going to last forever.

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u/lolgwiff 1d ago

I'm pretty sure their annoying TV ads are AI generated too. Though ig that's the least surprising thing about them

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u/darwinpolice 12h ago

The kind of people who get excited about stock trading apps fucking love AI, so that scans.

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u/MeetsweatsAndtacos 1d ago

Brother just you wait until May 6th and 7th for the new economic data presented at the Federal Reserve meetings, that will be the official recession indicator.

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u/localhost_6969 1d ago

In all seriousness, this is the time to be in the market.

The market I'm specifically talking about is China. A stable company with a reliable government and a promising future. The time is now. You don't want to be too late. Get in before you're left behind.

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u/AVaudevilleOfDespair 1d ago

“The time to buy is when there’s blood in the street,” he added. “I think we’re getting there.”

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u/MancAngeles69 On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea 1d ago

I have a few bucks in the Chinese auto market. I have a few in Rivian and pharmaceuticals, but I’m not investing in the American market otherwise.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

day traders are offing themselves enmass and your laughing?

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u/RomanRook55 Plebian 1d ago

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u/RomanRook55 Plebian 1d ago

"Would be" in some cases

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u/grandma1995 A Serious Man 1d ago

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u/EmployerGloomy6810 1d ago

We are so fucking back baby!

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u/beepichu 1d ago

i’m so tired of winning!!!! please make it stop!!!!!!!

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u/Special_Estimate_275 1d ago

Absolutely bricked, cant wait until they start jumping like 2008

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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago

Every bubble bursts eventually.

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u/scrumplydo 1d ago

Suckers. Should have invested in barrels when they had the chance

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u/More_Gear696 1d ago

the weird thing is the markets aren't down nearly as much as they should be. people don't actually believe what trump says even when he follows through

but moreover , everyone and their mother knew the market was a bubble and anticipated a recession at some point

it really was the perfect response to put trump in office let him do something crazy that deflates the bubble but that, thanks to who he is as a notorious liar, no one actually believes so that things don't go into #bugout mode

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u/LilUziSquirt42069 1d ago

Yeah there is still room to drop from people anticipating that he backs off the tariffs. If he doesn’t then we’ll see real chaos.

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u/RedditIsFullOfTurds Completely Insane 1d ago

Have they said thank you once?

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u/Canama139 Completely Insane 1d ago

hold off, it can go down further

and it will

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u/GramsciFangay 1d ago

Bottom signal, time to buy baby.

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u/KapakUrku 1d ago

Life moves pretty fast If you don't stop and look around every once in a while You could miss it

https://youtu.be/4vLiJIgVlRQ