r/Trumpvirus • u/coachlife • 2d ago

Grandpa looks lost and senile

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u/Fubar-98520 2d ago

Is it me or does he look like he does shit himself?

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u/Kacee28 2d ago

Yes, like a kid that shit his pants and now he’s trying to find his mom to tell her

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u/CompetitionExternal5 1d ago

He shat on the country and the world yesterday

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u/Thisfugginguyhere 1d ago

And every waking second since the fucking escalator.. but who's counting?

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u/fattykyle2 1d ago

Oh, DonDon!

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u/yeuzinips 1d ago

He's been golfing for hours... so that diaper is loaded

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u/MrDillon369 2d ago

Those pants are almost to his chest.

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u/HotelOne 2d ago

I call that “Fred Mertzing” his pants.

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u/Conscious-Ad2768 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/warviolet 2d ago

It's probably to conceal his adult briefs.

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u/none-1398 2d ago

How high up are those pants?

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u/FRINGEclassX 2d ago

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u/modrid81 2d ago

Bro you got me wheezing

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u/Murky_Caterpillar_66 2d ago

If his pants were any higher he'd have to open the fly to breathe

EDIT: Just noticed - he's got his name on his shirt in case he wanders off and gets confused

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u/vcwalden 1d ago

I was just wondering why his name was on his shirt. Now I know and it makes sense to me.

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u/DwinDolvak 2d ago

This needs to be posted every day.

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u/Butitsadryheat2 2d ago

Just look at that gorgeous AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM!

🤮🤮🤮

This is the best we've got?!

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u/canadaalpinist 2d ago

When he looks in the mirror this is what he sees.

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u/PeriwinkleWonder 2d ago

His pants are nearly at nipple level.

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u/canadaalpinist 2d ago

Which also hangs very low.

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u/canadaalpinist 2d ago

Ed Grimley approves of the style.

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u/Mellonut 2d ago

It’s excellent, I must say.

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u/Guardman1996 2d ago

Ed does it better

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u/The8thDoctor 2d ago

Use liberally after clean up

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u/chrisleesalmon 2d ago

Cancelled because you said liberal. /s

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u/Spicy_Weissy 2d ago

Are his hair plugs the only thing left in his scalp? Jesus Christ.

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u/Striking_Fun_6379 2d ago

Lard Bubble

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u/AmateurVasectomist 2d ago

Did turkey tits win another tournament?

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u/reddeadredad 2d ago

Why not just wear them at your waist? I’m sure a belly spilling over looks better than… whatever the fuck this is.

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u/elmo1611 2d ago

Did he "win" a golf "tournament" "again"?

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u/LateDifficulty4213 1d ago

Yes it was the best tournament in the world so beautiful.

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u/JimsVanLife 1d ago

Never a better tournament.

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u/JimsVanLife 1d ago

We're going to do all the tournaments. We're going to do them right.

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u/flatis666 1d ago

Damn, stick with the orange dust

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u/Falc0nia 1d ago

JD’s head isn’t this small

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u/spyeagle100 2d ago

Almost looks like Elon the Muskrat went through an aging machine

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u/ThatAlbertanGuy 2d ago

He looks like a sock full of pudding

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u/Ftw_55 2d ago

What the actual fuck is up with his right hand?

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u/jor3lofkrypton 2d ago edited 2d ago

.. something intravenous .. they are pumping him full of something . . METH?!?

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u/llamas1355 1d ago

Not to make excuses for anything to do with him, but it’s probably just blood thinners.

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u/Humble-Dragonfly-321 2d ago

He looks like an Easter egg. Apologies to Easter eggs everywhere.

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u/Immoracle 1d ago

President herpa-derp after whiffing every ball on the golf course. Double entendre acknowledged.

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u/FeWho 2d ago

Shot 63 today

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u/canadaalpinist 2d ago

Undefeated in club championships. Extreme left wing losers are not allow to watch the non cheating video.

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u/jor3lofkrypton 2d ago

.. looks like shit ..

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u/Grimnebulin68 1d ago

Just think, a five iron to the cranium is all that stands between you and immortality.

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u/human_trainingwheels 1d ago

That is a pretty athletic 6’3” 215 pounds, you guys are just jealous. /s

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u/Sad_Leg1091 2d ago

No waist, just like Humpty Dumpty. And just like Humpty Dumpty, headed for a great fall.

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u/TYdays 2d ago

I believe that in most human male the distance between your nipples and your waistline is much, much greater. But I might be wrong….

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u/ketodancer 1d ago

His Colorado portrait looks way more like IRL Trump than the “We The People” glorified portrait of him in the background — from the failed supposed shooting.

There’s honestly a non-zero chance at this point that he planned the shooting to GET that photo op that he can show off at Mar A Lago. That’s how warped his brain is.

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u/Critical-Anywhere-68 1d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America!

If someone woke up from a 10 year coma they would never believe it.

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u/reddeadredad 2d ago

Why not just wear them at your waist? I’m sure a belly spilling over looks better than… whatever the fuck this is.

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u/dukeofgibbon 2d ago

25th in 2025!

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u/sexeveg314 1d ago

Looking morbidly obese again, has he stopped with the ozempic?

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u/85TomKat 1d ago

Pull your pants up Donny!!

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u/NeverfearTruth123 1d ago

His right hand looks so bruised, did someone happened to get a good swing in with a golf club🙏🙏🙏 if that’s the case, they need to aim higher next time just whoop him in that brainless head

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u/broberds 1d ago

Senile and penile.

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u/aaron_in_sf 1d ago

Waist naught

Want not.

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u/MushSnail 1d ago

Gross. 🤮

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u/TheOGRex 1d ago

Fatass.

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u/No_Plankton1174 1d ago

And he’s got his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it!

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u/chiraltoad 1d ago

When is this from?

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u/hangrykangarooo 1d ago

Me when I eat too much food at the buffet in my lil crop top and high waisted jeans

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u/GenRN817 1d ago

Such pert and perky moobs.

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u/meesterincogneato77 6h ago

His belt is gonna cut off circulation to his breastesses