r/Trumpvirus 1d ago

I’m sending this to Trumper friends every day

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Also, that weird hand bruising is so apparent.

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u/jschwiz 23h ago

"Excuse me, Mr. President. But why are your pants pulled all the way up to your tits?"

I just need one White House reporter to bite the proverbial bullet.

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u/NkturnL 23h ago

They would probably be arrested and sent to El Salvador.

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u/certainly_not_david 22h ago

guilty of asking a "violent question"

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u/2DEUCE2 22h ago

He’d just whine and say they’re such “nasty” person then claim to have never heard of them.

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u/NkturnL 21h ago

“I’ve never heard of pants until right now when you just said it. You must work for MSDNC.” 🤪

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u/Uhh_JustADude 14h ago

“Domestic Terrorism”

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u/ChuckFromAccounting 16h ago

They should arrest those pants and deport them down to his waist.

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u/NkturnL 16h ago

💯 and that needs no due process, it’s a crime against humanity!

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u/DesertRat62 13h ago

What waist?

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u/lycanthropejeff 11h ago

gods i wish i could upvote twice.

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u/Cernerwatcher 14h ago

I’ve got the bail money

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u/Longjumping-Swing-95 22h ago

To hide his dicky do.

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u/wangchungyoon 20h ago

What dicky lol

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u/MsMarfi 17h ago

I would love each reporter to take one of his former tweets and read it to him and ask him if it applies now that he's president.

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u/funknut 15h ago

"The election is rigged" still seems very true and relevant.

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u/Jrylryll 12h ago

Old fat white Urkel

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u/QuintupleTheFun 17h ago

Because his tits are almost down to his waist

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u/skyHawk3613 16h ago

lol…up to your tits😂😂😂

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u/Murky_Caterpillar_66 23h ago

If his pants were any higher he'd have to open His fly to breathe

He's got his name on his shirt in case he wanders off and gets confused

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u/Jrylryll 12h ago

His hands look so tiny, they made me laugh

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u/lindagermania 13h ago

He's very fashionable. /s

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u/No-Word-1996 7h ago

Not even Don Junior has ever been that high.

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 1d ago

6’4”, 236lbs.

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u/obijuanmartinez 23h ago

With or without the girdle?

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u/AbjectList8 22h ago

It’s probably more like 5’11 320lbs

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u/jared10011980 21h ago

The hand bruising: I'm thinking he's getting some sort of weekly IV infusion. And since he's heavy, they can only access veins in his hands.

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u/TheKiz 14h ago

Ivermectin, obviously.

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u/Fubar-98520 1d ago

336

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 23h ago

436

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u/JupiterboyLuffy 23h ago

536

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u/Euphoric_Shopping_37 22h ago

636

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u/Soft_Organization_61 22h ago

666

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u/Nuicakes 21h ago

Ding, ding, ding! That's it, 666.

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u/misterpickles69 21h ago

That’s Numberwang!

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u/buckao 20h ago

Now we'll turn the board around!

Edit to add: 😂🤣😭👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/HighGrounderDarth 22h ago

That was also continently the numbers to be just under nobody obese. For reference I’m 6’5” and at 230 I get called skinny as a rail.

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u/Saty1300 17h ago

Exactly. He’s probably 6’0” and well over 350 lbs.

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u/DeeRent88 21h ago

Still can’t believe people believe that shit. About a year and a half ago I was 5’10 230 pounds and I still looked HALF his size. The man has to be pushing 300.

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u/Saty1300 17h ago

He’s almost 300 lbs. if not over 300. He obviously lies about his weight. Height too. Nothing he says is truthful.

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u/jared10011980 13h ago

Here we see 6'3 Trump 🤔 standing beside 5'8" Rubio

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 13h ago

Very nice of Trump to stand in a hole like that. 😄

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u/ReadWoodworkLLC 11h ago

No it’s just the camera angle. /s

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u/Immoracle 23h ago

Whose grandmother is this?

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u/QuintupleTheFun 17h ago

Google his mother Mary Trump...I stg it is him in a wig.

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u/AfterExtreme225 1d ago

Look how small the hands are…

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u/ChillPill247365 22h ago

We're all so focused on how small his hands are, but no one mentions how weak and soft they are. Please also give him credit for having soft effeminate hands. He's never touched anything with his hands other than a sharpie marker or a fourteen year old girl.

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u/Eringobraugh2021 22h ago

He's definitely not touching Melania with those. She has a secret service member to do that.

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u/funknut 15h ago

Even Melania is saying "HANDS OFF."

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u/yooperwoman 21h ago

They are often bruised by shaking hands with strong leaders of other countries like Macron and Trudeau. Small, weak, sensitive hands. Edit: I looked more closely at the picture and his right hand looks bruised again. I hope it's not a serious health issue. S/

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u/Deskomiss 21h ago

Bruh for real I'm a 28yr old woman but because I work daily with working American Pit Bull Terriers, build shit frequently, and grow lots of plants my hands look scarred and rough....I look at his hands and almost envy how smooth and soft they look. Proof the orange thing has never done any work.

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u/yeuzinips 23h ago

Tiniest hands.

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u/Expert_Squash4813 22h ago

I sometimes call him the tiny hand mango madman

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u/Potential_Dare8034 22h ago

Right alongside and connected to the biggest ass!

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u/NelsonChunder 22h ago

Not just the hands. Those T-Rex arms look so frail and weak.

He looks nothing like the Rambo-esque memes his cultists make about him.

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u/parcheesi_bread 23h ago

Master Race!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/fatefulPatriot 17h ago

For real! His hair is fake too, don’t forget

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u/funknut 15h ago

I mean, it's not fake, per se, but a lot of it is from another portion of his scalp that was stretched to replace the balding portion they removed. We learned this from Ivanna's divorce deposition that she retracted when she settled the lawsuit. We also learned from her deposition (on court record) that he raped her while he was angry at her while he was undergoing the pain during the immediate recovery of the scalp surgery.

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u/robert32940 23h ago

The IV bruise on his right hand.

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u/plapeGrape 22h ago

Pull up your pants some more you wrinkly bitch

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u/gin_and_soda 23h ago

Wow, this is the pig that puts a woman’s worth on her looks.

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u/giveahoot420 23h ago

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u/lacilynnn 22h ago

Colorado would like a copy, please.

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u/isleofpines 22h ago

Lmao much better

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u/QuintupleTheFun 17h ago

Ah, Viggo the Carpathian

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u/crisco8 23h ago

I can smell this picture.

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u/nugeaterz 23h ago

I send this everyday to a Trumper relative

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u/Galvanisare 23h ago

Donald Trump is an absolute POS

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u/Gonzo_B 23h ago

toddler waiting for his mom to pay attention to him to tell her he needs his diaper changed.

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u/NkturnL 23h ago

Liberation Day, baby!

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u/Sunbmr1 22h ago

Someone needs to take him out, to the ballgame!

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u/TallahasseWaffleHous 22h ago

Take'em out with out with the crowd!

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u/ScytheNoire 23h ago

The Fertility King

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u/FTHomes 23h ago

Those hands have never done any work!

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u/Fubar-98520 1d ago

I cannot un see this

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

Picture of perfect health

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u/NaturePappy 23h ago

Is he dead yet?

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u/mark0487 22h ago

He looks like when Mr. Krabs lost his shell.

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u/sweet_toys101 21h ago

I am SCREAMING lmaoooo

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u/mark0487 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/guyvano 23h ago

He doesn’t look good with make up and without it’s no better!

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u/NkturnL 23h ago

There’s a pic I wish I could find of Shady Vance applying Trump’s bronzer with a makeup brush in the Oval Office and it’s so damn funny!

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u/WhatsMyNameAgain1701 22h ago

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u/NkturnL 22h ago

Yes!! Omg ty! I had only seen a screenshot without the Cheetos, context is everything! 😂

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u/dlax6-9 23h ago

I guess the pants from the 1930s come back with the tariffs?

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u/NkturnL 23h ago

Old-fashioned groceries and camel toes making a comeback in 2025!

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u/Onlyonelife419419 22h ago

Trump friends? You’re still friends with animals who voted for this shit?

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u/fintrolls 19h ago

You know what they say if there's 10 Nazis at a table and you sit down with them there's 11

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u/tartanthing 21h ago

OK, so I'm 6'2" and 320 American Freedom Units of weight and wear 40" waist jeans. He has to be rocking around 60" round the belt. That must put him somewhere around 500 American Freedom Units of weight.

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u/ski-stoke-1988 17h ago

This fat moron has destroyed $6 trillion of value in 48 hours. And the damage has just begun. His haphazard tariffs have nothing to do with other countries engaging in predatory trade practices. It would be okay if he was targeting a specific country over specific anticompetitive policies. But cross the board tariffs will take a wrecking ball to our own economy. Everything will become more expensive and that won’t change. We live in a global economy. Raw materials come in from every part of the globe. Component parts are manufactured all over the world. Finished products come from all over the world. Now everything from outside the U.S. will be 20 percent more expensive or more. If you think this is going to help American automakers, you need to learn about how parts and materials are sourced. Domestic automobiles are going to cost much more than before the tariffs because the U.S. automakers will need to pay more for parts, like transmissions. At the retail level, it will make wholesale prices much higher, and stores will not be able to maintain the inventory levels that we are accustomed to. Comparative scarcity of goods will also cause inflation. And wages will never keep pace with inflation. All of this will make the U.S. economy smaller and lower our standard of living. Trump and his acolytes have caused the worst self-inflicted economic injuries in history.

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u/SnooJokes7110 23h ago

He thinks high waisted is also in style for old frumpy men I guess

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u/CognitiveDissident79 22h ago

It hides the Depends.

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u/Historical_Reward621 20h ago edited 17h ago

Well the only other choice for big bellied men is to wear their pants under their belly. I’d like to see that but I’m sure it would look like shit. lol Someone said in another sub that Trump has “dickie doo” disease. His belly sticks out more than his dickie do. 😂

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u/SnooJokes7110 18h ago

LOLL my husband says that

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u/Visible-Equal8544 22h ago

Melania is a lucky girl

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u/yooperwoman 21h ago

And so classy as well.

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u/Top_Friend3561 22h ago

He looks like my neighbour telling me"it's too early for mowing the grass "

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u/laffnlemming 22h ago

Why would you have Trumper friends?

They're Nazis.

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u/ExplanationFuture422 21h ago

Pants designed to carry a full load in Depends.

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u/DJDarkFlow 20h ago

Look at that ugly motherfucker

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u/ohthebigrace 20h ago

For a man who is so unbelievably vain it’s incredible that he’s never done anything proactive to improve his appearance.

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u/rasthomas01 23h ago

Just like Elvis.

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u/dinkydat55 23h ago

McPresident

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u/QuietDepartment8488 21h ago

Like a McDouble being sucked through a straw

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u/Turbulent_Bee_9326 21h ago

Looks like Humpty Trumpty

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u/joantone 21h ago

Great leader has told us he looks just like Elvis in his prime, so you’re all fired for not pointing that out.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 21h ago

Lies. This is obviously Humpty Dumpty.

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u/cosmicgeoffry 20h ago

Doctors say he’s a perfect physical specimen. 🤮

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u/CompetitionExternal5 23h ago

Look..it's the Mafia boss... The Penguin .. Where's Batman when we need him ?

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u/parcheesi_bread 23h ago

Trump’s mom looks GREAT for her age.

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u/Impossible-Spray-643 22h ago

No wonder he tried to place tariffs on penguins.

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u/Standard-Tension9550 22h ago

What’s higher - trousers or tariffs?

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u/EchoingInTheVoid 21h ago

Ahem ahem. This is what peak performance looks like.

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u/bosorka1 21h ago

old ugly and weird.

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u/jared10011980 21h ago

The hand bruising: I'm thinking he's getting some sort of weekly IV infusion. And since he's heavy, the can only access veins in his hands.

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u/Paradigmfusion 20h ago

Get off the White House lawn!!!

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u/Any-Engine-7785 20h ago

This just reminds me that I miss everything about Obama, Biden and Harris even their svelte figures.

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u/Willdefyyou 19h ago

President bitchpants

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u/Near-Scented-Hound 19h ago

That could be my great aunt - but she wouldn’t wear that shirt.

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u/maxwellaction 18h ago

You’ll be happy seeing his pants pulled up this far when you realize he is wearing a crop top.

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u/Vanthalia 17h ago

Omg he looks like somebody’s aunt.

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u/VitruvianVan 16h ago

Now that’s a real fat cat con man.

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u/keloidoscope 14h ago

Ben Garrison needs this image hanging in his head constantly as he draws yet another adoring idol of his god king.

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u/fmr_maniac_9842 14h ago

This is the pathetic old man we have "leading" our country?

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u/SignificantCod8098 14h ago

Who the fuck wears their pants at their elbow watermark!

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u/gallopmeetsthearth 11h ago

Why are you friends with MAGAts?

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u/Panoptical167 23h ago

Trump and MAGA — destroying the world . Fox is the MAGA mouthpiece- why do we allow these lies??

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u/maddiejake 23h ago

That is MAGA's leading example of an alpha-male.

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u/besart365 23h ago

The master race

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u/seenitreddit90s 22h ago

Trump just fired this DEI hire lesbian from his golf course 💪🇺🇸🔥

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u/OptimalRisk7508 22h ago

Lordy, just go with a jumper instead of searching for a waistline for your belt to rest on. Or a muu-muu would work too.

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u/0rlan 22h ago

We should start a sweepstake on the final number on the post mortem report... put me down for 351

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u/GenRN817 22h ago

He really needs a better bra for this outfit.

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u/Hegedusiceva_Dva 21h ago

Those aren't your friends. Cut them out.

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u/yulmun 21h ago

So strong

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u/SeanMcAdvance 21h ago

Such an alpha lmao

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u/sweetDickWillie0007 21h ago

The most healthy president in American history 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Admirable-Ebb-5413 21h ago

Picture of American Alpha male 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 21h ago

672 when he shits his diaper.

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u/p1gnone 21h ago

Humpty or Dumpty?

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u/Ambitious-Collar7797 20h ago

Captain Highpants...

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u/Kjpilot 19h ago

The MasterRace

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u/fintrolls 19h ago

Trumper friends? Your friends with Nazis. That makes you one as well. Troll your Nazi friends with pictures of their leader, I don't have any Nazi friends.

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u/Independent-Slide-79 19h ago

So this is apparently the man all those „alpha males „ look up to lmfao

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u/AdIndependent4684 19h ago

Thank you just shared the POs orange clown to fb lol 😂 F Donald Trump !

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u/Which_Highway5232 17h ago

He needs the waist band high to cover the giant adult diapers he has on. Stinky Arbuckle.

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u/wildyam 17h ago

Asked Grok to suggest some potential improvements and instead of telling me just draw them…. Got this:

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u/Entire-Winter4252 17h ago

Them pants basically a low bra at this point.

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u/certainly_not_david 17h ago

the final form trump carries his tiddies in his pockets.

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u/kris10leigh14 16h ago

He’s definitely very swollen, if nothing else can be gleaned from this photo alone. You can’t see his knuckles or wrists at all. And I’ve never seen that sort of hand bruising from anything but an IV.

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u/SanityInTheSouth 16h ago

He's repulsive.

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u/izit_really 16h ago

Why do I always see this right before dinner, ughh!

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u/Caver214 16h ago

He looks bigly!

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u/Ok_Purpose3368 15h ago

Maybe the hand bruising is from an IV port. He may be getting treatment for something that we will never find out about

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u/m-lp-ql-m 15h ago

This is what JFK Jr means by the slogan Make America Healthy Again

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u/PsychologicalCell500 14h ago

By the end of the term, his pants will be up around his neck LOL 😂

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u/SlobsyourUncle 14h ago

With a waistline like that, nature will take its course sooner than later

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u/throwawaysscc 13h ago

Send it very strongly

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u/Haunting_Internet941 12h ago

Fat fawking moron

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u/Jrylryll 12h ago

That’s what you’ll send them but what they see is …

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u/Watching_Chaos 12h ago

Big Baby T’s pal…

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u/enjoyt0day 10h ago

Why do you still have Trumper friends??

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u/The5thBeatle82 9h ago

Holy Christ that’s god damn disgusting!

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u/TrippingFish76 7h ago

humpty dumpty lookin ass mf

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u/Wise_Ad_253 4h ago

Tweedle Dum

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u/13508615 1d ago edited 20h ago

He's a big boy.

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u/Additional_Tea_5296 1d ago

He's a big pile of lard.

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u/After-Potential-9948 23h ago

That bruised hand will take forever to finally fade away. He may get more in the meantime.

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u/Waveali 23h ago

Yikes he looks horrible.

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u/Kinkygma 22h ago

The man boobs are nasty

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u/whambampl 22h ago

Trump out of drag

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u/TgetherinElctricDrmz 22h ago

When you’re even too lazy to take Ozempic. When even that’s too much work.

Disgusting.

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u/AbjectList8 22h ago

Pants up to his nip nips so he can secure his diaper into place

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u/chrispix99 22h ago

His hands are so tiny

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u/ElectriHolstein 22h ago

"..... but muh neck looks like a vagina!" -Fat Bastard

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u/IneedaWIPE 22h ago

Wagovy no workey

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u/Ok-Chapter7718 22h ago

Heads up, I believe this is ever so slightly photoshopped. Just saying.

Fuck traitors!