I can’t wait to pick up the new IPhone in September for $2500.00. Thank you Orange A-Hole. Tell us again how everybody loves you.

“The tale of a butch, Virginia Slim cigarette mom with a clogged lymphatic system, in her own delusional Wonderland where she shows how to somehow be oppressed without ever actually shutting the fuck up.

The queen of conspiracies herself, Miss moisture-free Marjorie”!

To our American neighbors: this isn’t about Democrats or Republicans anymore. It’s not about your tax plan, your border policy, your guns, your healthcare system, your opinions on gender, your conspiracy theories, your president, your gas prices, your damn Bud Light. That’s the bait. That’s the screen. That’s the bullshit you fight about while your country bleeds out in a ditch with a flag stuffed in its mouth.

What actually divides you is something much deeper, much more dangerous, and infinitely harder to fix.

It’s your ethics.

Half the country still believes in helping their neighbor. The other half thinks empathy is a communist plot. Half think healthcare is a right. The other half would watch their neighbor die on their front lawn if it meant saving a buck. Half of you are screaming for justice, accountability, equality. The other half are screaming “freedom” while handcuffing pregnant women, banning books, sterilizing truth, and shooting first in the name of that Jesus character.

You’re not in a political divide. You’re in a moral collapse.

The kind where people start confusing cruelty for strength and callousness for intelligence. Where corporations are people, but poor people aren’t. Where the value of a life is determined by a tax bracket. Where your pastor preaches love on Sunday and votes for hate on Tuesday. Where school kids have to practice how not to get murdered, but grown adults don’t have to practice basic decency.

There is no bipartisan compromise between ethics and sociopathy.

Please stop pretending it’s just a matter of left vs right. That would be easy. This is worse. This is about the rotted core of what’s left of your national character.

Although many Canadians realize that there are way more reasonable people in America than unreasonable and we cannot judge a nation or region by the acts of the worst people in said nation or region, from up here in Canada, it can sometimes look and feel like the infection has gone septic.