ULPT I have 2 huge trees in my backyard, one hanging over the neighbors roof. I want to find a way to get the city to remove it? Will say/try anything 😬

So I have three credit cards that collectively have like $10k worth of debt.

I am now unemployed. I don’t have any assets. And my spouse isn’t on any paperwork for those card nor am I listed on “their” assets such as the house we live in nor their vehicle.

What can they do? They can garner my wages and I don’t have any assets they can take.

I’m taking the Interrail this summer. I’m looking for a way to get from Paris to Barcelona but the TGV seat reservation for the direct route is more than I’m willing to pay. I’ve also found other routes but I noticed the first train of the route I was thinking of taking (Paris-Perpignan-Portbou-Barcelona) is the same train as the direct train (Paris-Barcelona). So, hypothetically, if I were to fall asleep on my train (which is what I would do regardless of the circumstances as the train departs at 6 am and we were gonna stay awake till then) and miss my stop at Perpignan, for whom I would have booked my seat and just continue till Barcelona sleeping, would it be an issue? Has anyone tried this before on TGV trains?

I have a broken joy con that I’m trying to return to Amazon. I was going to buy a new one and return the broken one. Would I be able to get away with returning it? I do believe they have different serial numbers.

Hi, My wife and I are planning on paying for grad school in 2026 in Oregon but we live in Washington state. The difference in tuition will add up to approximately $120,000 by degree completion. She has not officially applied and has some time to do so but thinks she has very good odds on admission and those odds improve with instate residency. We plan to set her up and tell the school that she lives separate from myself in Oregon while I live in Washington in the home we own together. She’s really living with me, but we have friends in Oregon who could “rent” to her and get her on utilities. Other considerations would be that she does in fact work in person in Oregon as well as have self employment income there and we are willing to file separately at the state level to ensure she pays Oregon taxes as a resident vs non-resident for this income.We also plan to register her car, voting and ID in Oregon. The only official tie she will have to Washington is our marriage and that she is a co-owner to the home. We will move to Oregon in the event she is admitted but it would be financially a poor idea to sell our house at this time and actually move and take that massive tax bill together. Will this be sufficient to prove to the university in Oregon that she is a resident? Can you think of additional steps to ensure in-state residency?

My friend is staying there this week at the all-inclusive resort. How do I get a bracelet to stay in her room and give her some money on the side but not pay for my stay?

This is a toxic tip for anyone learning a language or trying to get stronger in arguments or be less shy when trying to defend an opinion.

Open a reddit account and argue with every troll. YouTube comments are also the good place for this. Basically, every platform that's relatively anonymous and without a character limit. Stand your ground even when proved wrong. Support ridiculous takes. For this tip to work, you have to take the time defend your points with the strongest statements you can find.

This is unethical because it's flooding with useless debates but that's how I got so good at English. I had to do research to find the best words. I had to force myself to think critically. Now, I feel confident arguing my points in real life.

hi! i just bought a laundry key for my buildings washer and drier (they charge 4 bucks each for a wash and dry and 80% of the time the machines are broken) But i genuinely cannot figure out how to start the machines using it. I know its the correct key because it opens the panel, but i cant figure out how to start it.

There's a vape shop next to my apartment building. The manager of that shop has turned into a master level douche. He is illegally trimming the trees in front of the shop because he doesn't want to sweep up tree debris off the sidewalk, harassing the neighbors by having their cars towed when he doesn't have any authority over the parking lot And harassing anyone who walks by the shop if they have a dog.

Dogs are very popular in my town and I didn't appreciate when he sent an customer out earlier to ask me to pick up dog poop when there was no dog poop to be picked up. My dogs and I had been out there about 30 seconds.

The guy is such a creep how can I make him mind his own damn business and keep his nose inside the shop and stop illegally trimming trees and harassing dog walkers?

To clarify I am a male, 24 years old. I have a rare voice disorder that makes me sound like a girl. On every phone call I have been addressed as a "Maam" and it's embarrassing to correct them to the point I do not do it anymore.There is a surgery i can get, but it costs money which I don't have.

is there anything positive that I can spin out of this sort of "disability"? I don't mind being labelled as gay or something as long as it yields me monetary benefits. I am in a first world country (not USA). Not a native English speaker but can speak it fluently. I speak french also.

Hello. I have been learning ML for a couple of years now, doing various courses on data clearing, etc from Google, IBM, Microsoft and others. I genuinelly think I could work as an ML engineer as have put in a lot of hours into learning the fundamentals, and have set up various models for different projects etc. however, I do not have any actual work experience, and all the jobs I look at need it. :D

What unethical advice have you got? I considered setting up a fake company, fake website domain, email etc and claim I worked there for years. What you reckon??

Would it be credit card fraud if I said that someone stole my credit card to pay off a ticket in my name and then reported it fraud

Hey everyone! I almost got scammed today, I got an email that looked like it was from the CEO of our small company asking me to send them my phone number so that they can send me a task that they wanted to complete.

I sent them my phone number and they texted me to go to the nearest store and take pictures of the gift cards that they had available to purchase for them. Getting gift cards didn't set off any alarm bells due to my line of work, but I noticed that the phone number was out of the area, which made me suspicious.

I texted my director to get my CEO's phone number and we were able to confirm that it was not the CEO.

I figure that there is probably no way that we can catch whoever did this, but I do now have the scammer's email and the phone number that they used, so I want to send them all of the scammy garbage that I possibly can to make their lives just a little harder.

While most won't care, I need about 10k for my dogs 2 TLPO surgeries. I can go into details if people want.

I set up the GoFundMe, I have the 2nd job.

I'm looking for something to get that 10k that is LEGAL but unethical. I don't want to hurt anyone. I would go for an OF account, but I'm a fat pasty bastard with an average dick lol

What creative ways should I explore?

And if you feel like it, here's my Venmo! https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2741528460001280262&created=1743644349

Just felt particularly devious tonight, might not try it

Person I suspect of cheating booked 1 night at a hotel, I'm logged in their email and have the confirmation details

It's through Booking, I can probably login there too but I don't know if they'll receive a login attempt alert

I got scammed by an housing agent and because they get a lot of phone calls every day I want to sign up his phone number where he gets a lot of unnecessary calls.

You're in your hotel room and you switch the TV on. The previous guests left their Youtube account signed in.

You know the type, right? Usually it's a collection of the worst songs on Earth and some random stuff like:

"Best pre-flight prayers"

(Seriously, I saw this one once.)

And obviously there's a good variety of fake news and crazy conspiracy videos.

Now, you could just leave it and go straight to "Watch as Guest", or maybe be a good Samaritan and log them off... but where's the fun in that?

So I have a quick look at what Rando97399836368 likes to watch and make a few searches that will show up next time they open their Youtube at home, hopefully with their SOs.

Important: for that to work, you need to click on one or two videos, otherwise the search won't go to their history.

My favourites are:

Satanic Hymns

Death Metal

Brain transplant surgery

How to rob a bank

I'd appreciate evil suggestions from my fellow redditors

I have a roommate that’s just been a real dick after he moved in. He hasn’t been consistent in the friendship, making promises and not keeping them, he has prioritized other people and social time after promising to help with chores around the house. And recently, he got super drunk, after skipping chores to go out and party, brought someone home, and I found him passed out in a wave of his own puke that I had to clean up for him. Next day, without asking, he took my car and went partying with it. His car was completely filthy and I had to take it to work and, when I got home, he was drunk again and had messed up the interior of my car with his horrific partying behavior.

I don’t wanna dox myself and say more about the situation but he’s definitely got something coming his way. I’ll delete after I’ve found the answer to my question, however...

I would like to ruin this guys day by having one of his car tires get popped. I’ve been reading online that if I stick a smaller nail at the base of the tire, possibly at an angle so it pierces the side wall, when he starts his car and backs up, he could run over the nail. However, due to the small nail size, the leak would be small enough not to alert the car that he’s losing tire pressure. And as we’ve been arguing about his behavior for awhile, I definitely don’t want him to think I was the one who set the nail up for him while he was home. Are there better, safer ways to do this? Can I somehow get him to pay for a new tire instead of just having him just get a tire patch for $20?

Thanks in advance to all the sympathizers on Reddit who have got my back.

• an annoyed roommate

For context I'm moving from the US to EU and will move all my items using a shipping container, and I just bought a PC to take with me back to EU. But i would like to avoid paying more on it as it's an expensive PC. I was considering using it's original box as it will be the safest for damage related purposes, I'll be using it for a couple days before heading out.

What can I do to make it seem as if I've had it for a couple months? And do I just tell them I just took care of it a lot as it was expensive?

I have her address, phone number, and email, and first + last name and where she works. I’m dating her daughter and she’s been a huge pain in the ass, want to mess with her (obviously without her knowing it’s me). Any ideas? I was thinking of signing her up for porn magazines or something. Anything to inconvenience her or cause emotional distress would be great.

Missed a day of work at Jeff's jungle warehouse unexcused. I've already used up all of my unexcused hours and exhausted my second chance. I had a pinched nerve which was keeping me from lifting heavy things (true, but not bad enough to keep me from work). Never got it checked out. Needed paperwork and a doctor's note to excuse my abscense, never got it, missed more days thinking i'd just get fired so I can collect unemployment, and instead they gave me the option to go on leave, which I did. Still never got my pinched nerve checked out, and I'd like to keep the job but I do have another job lined up in case. I'm supposed to be back tomorrow night. What can I do?

All I've come up with is I can go to urgent care, have them write me an excuse for the days I missed, scan the discharge paperwork and use an OCR to turn it into an editable pdf, change the dates and print the forged one out to take to HR or upload it to the app. This would be a gamble for me because I'd be paying for urgent care out of pocket, and I'm living off my last paycheck atm. Thoughts? Tips? Better ideas?

Neighbor sprays mud on car when I park in front of his house. First time it's happened to me, but apparently it's a known thing in the neighborhood. Apparently, on Thursdays (the day before trash day), he is extra mad and that's when he sprays mud on people's cars since he has to move his trash cans 10 more feet lol. Today he sprayed mud on my car and sandwiched my car in between with zero space. What should I do?

Edit: wow didn't expect to get so many suggestions haha I'm definitely gonna try a few lol and for context for those that said park some where else, I got home at 11pm last night and I live in LA. There was legit only one spot on the street and that was the only one open in a reasonable distance from my house. He sprays mud on my car via spraying the hose into his dying grass that's mostly loose dirt from in between the curb and sidewalk.