For context, I'm the DPOA of an unoccupied home and have had unknown cars parking in the driveway despite no parking signs. Issue being that I have no idea whose car they are and that it completely blocks my ability to access half of the property bc of the way the driveway sits. I know I could pay to have them towed but looking for options that would more so make it less attractive to park there... or any other wonderful ideas

How to download videos from this paid website? I don’t want to keep paying. Help a girl out

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A co-worker has to get an abortion for a much wanted pregnancy(IVF baby too!). It’s been a few months and now she’s getting so much anti abortion pamphlets in the mail. We know which co-worker is behind this because some of them was addressed to her. These pamphlets seem to be coming from different group each time. A lot of general Christian stuff too. This is in Canada.

How could we do the same thing to her?

Edit: I know pro-life is anti abortion. We just want her to experience the spam.

I got tickets for a gig and didn't realise it was 18+ (im 17) does anyone know how or where to get a fake id?

My brother took his own life 4 weeks ago and I would really like to access his iPad and windows computer, but I don’t have access to any of his passwords or accounts. We’re are contacting the police on Monday to ask what happened to his phone, so we do not have that at the moment, but we have his computers and his wallet. I’m sure my mom knows his SSN too.

I originally thought I could take his death certificate up to the windows/Apple Store and get their help logging on, but the internet says that if he did not name any successor then legally they wouldn’t be able to help us.

I was able to request a pin change by inputting his debit card information in the forgot password options for his Microsoft account, but im not sure if the request will be approved. That would be to get onto his HP Victus gaming laptop. I really just want to poke around and look at the stuff on his computer, and hopefully see some of the things he was looking at before he died. His YouTube is signed into the TV here and it really helps me feel close to him to look at the stuff he was interested in.

A company has recently opened up doing chimney repair and service. The person shopping for these services are my friends 76 year old grandmother. Before getting a quote they looked online and noticed a company less than a mile away with numerous five star reviews. She decided to go with this one specific company for a rebuild of the upper part of the chimney but it turns out they do shoddy work and all the reviews are fake. They charged her as if they were doing a rebuild on the entire chimney, including tuckpointing that never happened. Nobody who got up on her roof has ever heard of OSHA and uses no PPE. I already explained to my friend that in future situations it's good to get at least 2/3 quotes to prevent something like this from happening but at the end of the day it boils my blood. What can be done to get back at this business? Something that keeps us out of court.

I know its very bad.. but i dont really have any option rn..
is there any way i can be admitted to an hospital for atleast 1 day? in reality.. i do experience frequent panic attacks, nausea, vomiting.. but my parents doesnt care (we are indians).. i just want to get admitted for 1 or 2 days

We’ve got a bloke on our team who is impressively bad at his job. Categorically the worst person I've ever worked with. Think Jay from the Inbetweeners. Bad sense of humour. Thinks he's the genius in the room and we're all dickheads. Shows up to work smelling like a brewery, slurring words. Goes missing for hours/Days at a time. Then makes up reasons for being gone.

Contributes nothing, misses deadlines, gaslights the entire team & users with things like “it's not broken, works when I do it.". When we can see from the logs that he edited it the second someone asked about it.

We’ve done the adult thing: documented everything, escalated to our boss, cc’d when needed, and made his lack of contribution painfully visible in meetings. Our manager’s finally on his back, but corporate discipline is glacial. He's got to have an opportunity to "mend his ways" etc. and in the meanwhile we're basically a pair of hands short.

So I turn to you, morally flexible geniuses of Reddit:

What are your best low-key, deniable, unethical-but-technically-not-illegal strategies to make someone like this:

Quit on their own

Get noticed for being awful faster

Self-destruct in a way that HR has to act on?

No actual crimes please (tempting, I know), but I’m open to psychological warfare, passive-aggressive sabotage, or “helping” him into the consequences of his own incompetence.

Let’s hear your spiciest workplace purge tips.

Edit: Thanks for all your unhinged replies! I'd love to get him randomly drink/drug checked - but we largely work from home and policy dictates we can only do something about it if he's caught under the influence on the premises. So dialling into calls and gobbing off slurring his words apparently doesn't count. Only met him in real life twice in 2 years. Off his tits both times.

The state just sent a letter saying that want to "buy" my property. I am the business/property owner. How can I drag this out as long as possible and maximize what the payout?

i need $10 to see the Minecraft movie. It comes to my theater tomorrow

My employer offers a $500/month wellness reimbursement — super generous, but also super vague. It covers stuff like personal training, meditation apps, acupuncture, and even things like naturopaths. But it excludes things like massages, supplements, spa stuff, and “stretch therapy” (womp womp).

Looking for creative but defensible ways to max this out every month — especially for stuff I already do or want to try. I’ve got a home gym, I use Calm, I dabble in yoga. Could also use ideas on stacking services, annual memberships, or anything reimbursable that flies under the radar.

How do you all play this kind of benefit to your advantage without raising HR flags or getting denied?

Edit: so many great replies - thanks! I should have added equipment purchases are not covered. Only eligible services are covered.

Im flying internationally and in my country we don’t have weeed only hash, so hypothetically i want to take 1g maybe 2 with me. Now i know better than to put it in my checked luggage, so im thinking of keeping it on me in an airtight small bag, but i don’t know if it would show in the human scanner. Probably will put it next to my balls and wear tight boxers. Any thoughts?

Hi! I have an old neighbour that completely destroys my mood everyday and I am done. She has been living in the building for ~40 years, basically controlling our hallway.

She puts whatever she wants to the hallway - there is a wooden sofa where she sits and smokes whole day, huge standing ashtray, shoe rack. She decorates the hallway the way she wants, puts carpets, plants. In winter she even puts a box of potatos there.

She absolutely never let me put any single small thing to the hallway. When I first moved I put a drying rack and she complained to the real estate guy. I understand the drying rack thing and I have never put it out again. However, I also want to put my shoerack outside, she always complained about it. It is a really small rack and I put it in a place where it bothers no one. Apart from complaining, she once screamed at me at 7am for this, and when I was out of country she took the rack and my shoes put into a plastic bag. My partner is tired of this so he put them inside and we keep them inside now.

A few days ago I washed my winter shoes and put them out in the corner, under a shelf, literally taking least possible place to dry. Today she tried to fight with me again "I have told this many times and I am not gonna repeat I don't want shoes here". I explained her that they are there to dry, and when I came back from work I see she put them in a plastic bag again. I am really frustrated and I want to do something.

The owner is abroad so real estate guy is managing the apartment. We have complained to him many times but he said he can't do anything, we have to solve it talking to her. And she is an old, crazy lady just try to get along with her.

What can I do? At this point I want to complain so her stuff - sofa is removed as well. Not sure if it would happen though, as she is living there for 40 years and I am not a local.

Edit: Just want to add few details: There is a Camera on her door recording whole hallway, so no I cannot piss on the couch. Also, I live in Europe.

I don't care who you are or what your background is. This still works. I hope we can all take advantage of it while it lasts.

If you call customer service and run into AI... just claim they are discriminating against you for some reason. Doesn't matter what reason.

It will immediately transfer you to real people every time.

Especially with shien. I travel a lot and I don’t like repeating the same dresses, bikinis, etc so if you buy clothes you like off of shien (DOESNT have to be cheap, some are good quality) take on vacation, wear what you want then return it after your trip your basically recycling clothes! I’ve done this for a year now. rinse repeat:)

How to deal with this obnoxious neighbor

I have this Karen neighbor that got animal control and PMO (Provost Marshal’s office) called on them for unleash dog walking and littering all over the place, they are obviously mentally unstable and started harassing my wife, this time I called the PMO on them and Karen had a melt down right in front of the PMO.

The situation now developed to said Karen starts acting dramatic, loud and obnoxious in their own place with their all their window open, obviously trying to provoke us and retaliate, other than calling the police again, what would be some good ideas to make their life miserable.

It’s a super compact neighborhood on a military base with a shared parking lot.

I genuinely don't know the answer Im just looking for anything I could get, I'm currently the only one bringing money in for my family but l'm also struggling to find a decent job, I try a bunch of Minijobs but it clearly doesn't pay for everything like rent, food, dogfood. Thought about donating anything from my body for some cash but sadly I'm a pale and weak mf and would probably collapse. Got to the point where I'm just desperate and would do anything, onlyfans but that's not gonna happen overnight and I'm not the best looking, begging, sold a bunch of stuff. Really just miserable

So, asking for a friend. Said friend has a few family members who still proudly display Trump flags, share Facebook conspiracy theories like it's their job, and talk about "those people" way too often at every holiday and family gathering possible.

My friend was wondering if there's a fun, mildly petty, and completely legal way to sign them up for snail mail from every progressive org under the sun. Think environmental justice, LGBTQ+ rights, BLM newsletters, Planned Parenthood updates, drag story hour invites, vegan recipe cards, anti-book-banning campaigns, and climate change facts printed in Comic Sans.

But, my friend would also like to educate their family in some way too. So yes, trying to annoy ever so slightly, but my friend also wants thair family to at least make an informe decision, instead of going along with the Trumpy heard mentality. My friend is also totally willing to make donations to progressive orgs, in their friend’s name, to maximize the benefits of excessive snail mail.

Bonus points if the mailers are glossy, colorful, and come regularly enough to really challenge their blood pressure meds lol.

So, dear Reddit, any creative suggestions for where one might start? Asking for a friend, of course. Thank you!

So I missed court and I told them that it was because I was in the hospital for a few days (I was, but not that exact day - honestly just forgot) and now they’re wanting documentation.. anyone know how I can go about getting something like this? Willing to pay for it if necessary

I need to order a monitor in the US for my personal business. It's a niche product for which I can't find an alternative elsewhere.

I want to avoid paying 25% more because that would be literally 2000$ extra.

How can I buy it while still declaring it as an expense but bypass the frontier tariffs?

EDIT: I messaged the monitor company and they told me that since the monitor is manufactured in China, it would be specified on the packaging. So, no tariff. However, companies are about to all increase their retail prices because of the tariffs in the coming weeks.

I just got confirmation that my LLC was approved. I live on some acreage with river access, ponds, and timber, so I started an LLC to give an avenue to write off needed maintenance purchases and property upkeep. The premise is to generate some income by selling firewood, selling blue gills for catfish bait, and maybe get some bees to produce honey. I recently built a large smoker too, so thinking about processing deer and selling summer sausage and sticks. I could also do some small scale guided fishing tours, but I really don't intend to charge my friends and family. I don't see a ton of income potential right now, so I plan on paying myself with fabricated invoices and then buying the things I need out off that so I can write it off and offset my massive property taxes and maintenance costs a bit. Anyone tried this kind of thing and been successful? I appreciate any tips!

Begging on the weekend for extra money 💰

I make minimum $400 begging on the street in my city on the weekend pretending to be unhoused to tourists.