r/Unexpected • u/Murky_Sandwich4865 • 8d ago
How does that fit in there?!
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u/CreoOookies 8d ago
I wonder if he has breathing issues with that beast of a tongue. I'm sure dental visits are interesting.
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u/yugitso_guy 8d ago edited 8d ago
He breathes through his ears. That way he can "stay down" for eternity.
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u/Smooth-Shine9354 8d ago
Happy wife, happy life
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u/Shoshannainthedark 8d ago
Dental visits? He has no teeth. That thing done knocked em all out to make room to grow.
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u/1ThousandDollarBill 7d ago
I’m a dentist. Tongues grow larger if there aren’t any teeth around. I don’t know why
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u/Dark_oooo 8d ago
Im pretty sure this guy has no teeth, also one of the reasons why his tongue got so large.
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u/AdamSnipeySnipe 8d ago
Because he chews his food like a python wringing out a wet cloth?
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u/Dark_oooo 8d ago
Hahah yes that, and the fact that teeth serve almost like a barrier for tongue growth.
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u/hardrocklov 8d ago
Just jumping on your comment to answer seriously, my tongue is a bit too large for the size of my mouth/jaw, but I did not discover it until later... When I was growing up, it caused my teeth to move a bit forward. After an orthodontic treatment to have my teeth straight, sleep was never quite the same, and my memory too... A few years later, at 23, I was diagnosed with sleep apnea...
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u/FML-Artist 8d ago
Funny you that about dentist. I visited the dentist the other day after a long time for basic cleaning. She kept saying move your tongue. I'm thinking WTF! You have your whole tool box of DeWalt tools sitting in my mouth and you also want me to hide my tongue? Sucked worse after they said, I'm gonna need two root canals..... FML. I can't win.
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u/CreoOookies 8d ago
😆 that's a shit situation. I always get the woman who just found out she hates men and tortures me while asking me if this hurts then continuing as if I didn't say anything or the guy who's hand is big enough to palm a watermelon trying to get me to dislocate my jaw so he can see if he could squeeze a few more visits out of me before they tell me insurance won't cover a 5000 dollar operation needed to clean my molars.
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u/FML-Artist 8d ago
hahhaahah palm a watermelon! Decade ago I went in with a tooth ache.I was specific pointing the tooth out. He says ohh its fine. Then six months later, regular visit he says, ohhh wow you need a root canal in that tooth! That Mother f.....! Oh well.....
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u/CreoOookies 8d ago
Ouch, a dentist is no better than a car mechanic at times lol.
I had the same thing happen to me. I went to the dentist and was told I needed a crown and of course dental insurance only pays a small percentage of that so I would be on the hook for a few thousand dollars.
I decided to go to another dentist and they said a filling would work just fine. Saved myself thousands.
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u/Cocotte123321 8d ago
He just sits at the bar, drinking water and the women come flocking to him. Why? No man knows, he just sits there, sipping his water and licking his eyebrows.
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u/someguywithdiabetes 8d ago
Sipping? Like curling it into a straw? Or lapping like a dog?
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u/vompat 8d ago
Just forming it into a ladle, and slowly lifting some water with it into his mouth.
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u/External_Acadia4154 8d ago
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u/UserPrincipalName 8d ago
This has been my favorite gif for years.... nay decades
Thanks for postingemote:free_emotes_pack:joy
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u/Dandandandooo 8d ago
Bros wife is very lucky
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u/MidKnightofTheRound 8d ago
"What made you realize Grandpa was the man for you."
"His... he makes me laugh."
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u/Lloytron 8d ago
"Have you seen my wife?" "What does she look like?" "She's the one with the permanent smile"
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u/Future-Ad9795 8d ago
How can he speak? I bet that whatever language he speaks, he sounds Danish
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u/Obstreporous1 8d ago
Start like a butterfly landing on a flower, end like a bulldog eating oatmeal.
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u/Halflife84 8d ago
My tongue is nearly that big.
Beckwith–Wiedemann syndrome is my issue
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u/An0d0sTwitch 8d ago
Could it be its only slightly longer than a normal tongue, he can just push the WHOLE THING out of his mouth?
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u/debmitra26 8d ago
She would have been happy, if he knew how to use it right....and not just goof around on the street...
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u/Missue-35 8d ago
That is…uh…well, it’s gross. I don’t want to think about or talk about it any more.
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u/SufferNSucceed 7d ago
Women don’t know whether to be delighted or disgusted when he brings out the scoop.
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u/Hairy_Nectarine_687 7d ago
Oh ffs. First thing in the morning is this.... I hate internet sometimes
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u/greyguy017 7d ago
The kind of tongue I could rest my balls on while getting a rough, gummy bj. Could even give the ol' taint a tease while he's at it.
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u/UnExplanationBot 8d ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
His tongue is ridiculously and unnaturally large.
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