r/UnnecessaryQuotes • u/fairlylocal_goner • 18d ago

what’s going on in there…

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u/Cutlesnap 18d ago

GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN THE VAULT

b-but sir

YOU HEARD ME

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u/Kentuckywindage01 18d ago

Give me ALL the cum.

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u/cazzipropri 18d ago

The people who tried to rob this bank expecting cash are the same people who want quotes for emphasis.

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u/ihathtelekinesis 18d ago

Sperm bank? No, cash on the premises!

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u/Melloncollieocr 17d ago

I think it should have been sperm “bank”, but the irony is someone dumb enough to rob this place probably doesn’t have the literary training to catch the subtlety