r/UpliftingNews 2d ago

Toddler picks up rock on nature walk, discovers 3,800-year-old amulet

https://www.oregonlive.com/nation/2025/04/toddler-picks-up-rock-on-nature-walk-discovers-3800-year-old-amulet.html
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u/joeri1505 2d ago

Unless it has +1 to all skills, crit multi AND a good life roll I dont want it.

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u/Neon-_-God 2d ago

Take my upvote exile

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u/brownieson 2d ago

Love a good crossover

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u/Tensor3 2d ago

More like 3 to skills and mana then

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u/BigBruceBillis_24hrs 2d ago

Talla Moana, Exile.

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u/Neon-_-God 2d ago

Depends whether your talking poe1 or 2

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u/RateMyKittyPants 1d ago

Their 25% increased rare item drop boots are way better

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u/Shadowphyre98 1d ago

Exile in the wild

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u/RiddlingVenus0 1d ago

T2 life. Vendor trash.

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u/Momoselfie 1d ago

+1 luck is good though.

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u/jrblockquote 2d ago

I saw this Brady Bunch episode already.

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u/fullonfacepalmist 2d ago

I was thinking The Exorcist.

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u/OldBat001 2d ago

Kids these days...

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u/flaming0-1 2d ago

Wait… they’re excavating and this kid found it just on the surface and nobody is asking questions? Why wasn’t it buried?

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u/FlyLikeHolssi 2d ago

They address that possibility in the article:

Yoli Schwartz, a spokeswoman for the Antiquities Authority, said children stumble upon artifacts a few times a year. “Sometimes after the rain, the earth is rich with archaeological finds and things come up,” she said in a phone call.

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u/HippyGrrrl 2d ago

Sounds like pick your own crystal mines. There’s a reason to go right after a rain.

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u/readskiesdawn 2d ago

Many archeology discoveries are by random people stumbling on it.

Also construction workers. The occasional roadworker too.

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u/actuallyamber 2d ago

Following our house fire, both our insurance adjuster and our home builder told us that we could expect to see things pop up in years to come. When they tore our house down, some things from inside of it inadvertently got buried or packed into the ground, and they said that over time, these things would come to the surface. I imagine it’s kind of like that on a bigger scale.

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u/flaming0-1 2d ago

Oh yeah, thank you. I never heard of that. I guess it makes sense, rocks float up in fields. Just weird.

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u/boredvamper 1d ago

I get it, it got uncovered by erosion. Many o' fossils were accidentally uncovered like this.

So what is the process that buries everything in the first place and where was erosion back then?

Bc by the sound of every archeologist we had thousands if not millions of years of crap getting covered by dust and sediment and it's getting exposed now.

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u/SteveFoerster 2d ago

Superhero origin story!

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u/thirtytwoutside 2d ago

Meanwhile my kid picks up rocks that look like they could be dog poop.

Definitely actually dog poop.

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u/OrdinaryCactusFlower 1d ago

I saw something like that on one of those “help me identify this” subs

Someone found what looked like a chunk of brain, took it home, dissected it and posted it on Reddit complete with observations on sight and smell

People immediately identified it as a paper towel a dog pooped out lol

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u/CanadianMapleBacon 2d ago

Give it to John Tavares so he can pass it to the rest of the team!

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u/theflyingburritos 2d ago

I came here with the "JT wants to know your location" locked and loaded

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u/Periwinkleditor 2d ago

That looks blue quality at best, instant disenchant.

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u/TSwizzlesNipples 2d ago

It belongs in a MUSEUM!

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u/FordBeWithYou 1d ago

Eventually, one kid picking up a rock was bound to do it

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u/Bluinc 1d ago

God that website is popup cancer. Burn it with fire. 🔥

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u/Carlos-In-Charge 1d ago

According to everything I watched growing up, no amulet is good news

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u/Bucknut1959 1d ago

Could be another Indiana Jones in the making.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Artimusjones88 2d ago

Take your politics somewhere else. Or, go over there and fight.

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u/billyjack669 2d ago

Gypsy curse inbound.

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u/Rokuta 2d ago

HI! Gypsy is an outdated term and a slur for Romani people, please avoid using it!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Artimusjones88 2d ago

When was it "Their Land" ? When it was part of the Egyption empire, Roman, Greek, Ottoman, English?

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u/GreyCapra 1d ago

Ziv Nitzan? Sounds made up