r/WTF • u/Buderus69 • 9d ago

One little mistake can have grave consequences...

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u/SenorBolin 9d ago

I wonder what 2,000 wasp stings feel like?

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u/natgibounet 9d ago

Somewhere betwen shit and fire probably. But not both, that's reserved to the spicy food + alcohol combo

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u/Mexicartilago 9d ago

have u heard of micheladas?

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u/lysergic_tryptamino 9d ago

Is that a Lada with Michelin tires?

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u/whand4 9d ago

I love the Cheesy Shitfire Crunchwrap

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u/PiginthePen 9d ago

I was popped by 60ish yellow jackets and went to the hospital. This dude.. I can’t tell if he’s immune or is going to drop any second

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u/portabuddy2 9d ago

Alot like 2000 dicks. You probably can't feel anything past 200 and you end up a quivering sobbing mess.

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u/Rizo1981 9d ago

In a row?

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u/time4meatstick 9d ago

Parallel, not series.

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u/RiskyBrothers 9d ago

tip to tip

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u/Nutduffel 9d ago

Middle out

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u/Samwellikki 9d ago

Came for this… from this? Can’t remember

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u/Erenito 9d ago

Echelon Formation

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u/noNoParts 9d ago

Alright, Snowball

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u/justpaper 9d ago

Ew dude

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u/Erenito 9d ago

Are you OK?

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u/portabuddy2 9d ago

Are any of us? Have you seen the news?

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u/Beetso 9d ago

Those are bees.

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u/iAkhilleus 9d ago

When I was a kid I was swarmed by a small nest. I ended up fainting from the stings. Don't know how many I had but all I remember is waking up on my friend's living room under the ceiling fan with his mom next to me. My mom did not recognize my face when she saw me. It was an excruciating pain when it was happening.

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u/Phiarmage 9d ago

A more bumpy shit.

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u/MrGrieves- 9d ago

Literally on a video about bees and you call them wasps?

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u/DeuxYeuxPrintaniers 9d ago

Numb, then oblivion

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u/anonymaus42 9d ago

Pretty sure those are killer bees in the video, not wasps. Not sure which is worse to be attacked by though..

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u/eddyj0314 8d ago

Shoes weren't relevant. Dropping his smoker was.

They climbed in the way they were most confotable, which is always the move to make. Dropping the thing that keeps you safe is not.

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u/nexusjuan 9d ago

Those aren't normal wasps those are some kind of nasty tropical wasp.

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u/radioactivejason2004 8d ago

Til that bees are a tropical wasp