I once had a housemate who'd leave stripes of shit or even actual chunks of shit on the back of toilet seat. He was a skinny bloke as well which made it even more mysterious. I concluded that as well as being frequently drunk, his arsehole must have been at least two inches further back than normal.
I used to get up for my morning dump, see the bog seat was all shat up and go kick his bedroom door in and shout "Go sort the bog out, you dirty bastard!" a couple of times per week.
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u/Hans_Grubert 7d ago
Who’s puts their asshole on the seat