r/WallStreetbetsELITE Mar 06 '25

MEME Enjoy the joyride

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u/atroutfx Mar 06 '25

How does one invest with all of this uncertainty?

That is the neat part, you don’t.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 06 '25

“You get a tariff, you get a tariff, everyone gets a tariff“ bipolar Donnie

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit Mar 06 '25

"You lose a job! You lose a job!!! Everyone loses a job!!!"

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u/gk_instakilogram Mar 06 '25

make murica grade again!

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u/bamaeer Mar 06 '25

Jokes on you. I have three jobs!

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u/SD_CA Mar 06 '25

I found the immigrant, stealing all of our jobs.

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u/CuriousCryptid444 29d ago

Can I have one?

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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon Mar 06 '25

But I want a puppy

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck Mar 06 '25

Can I interest you in some Trump coin?

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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky Mar 06 '25

Tariffs announced? Wait a few days and buy 2 months out calls assuming a 10% gain.

Tariffs denounced? Sell those calls same day. Buy two months out puts assuming a 10% loss. Wait for tariffs to be announced again and then sell those puts a few days later. Buy 2 months calls that same day.

Repete.

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u/frt23 Mar 06 '25

Understand the market will go up one day. Buy good companies and hold them for a long time

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u/atroutfx Mar 06 '25

My comment was mainly a meme, but good advice during this uncertain times.

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u/frt23 Mar 06 '25

Broadcom is up 8% after hours

I'm already right lol

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u/DK305007 29d ago

SPY has an P/E ratio of 26 rn.

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u/Abject_Natural 28d ago

Isn’t it down like 16% in the past three weeks even with this 8% increase? Buy great companies once this market tanks

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u/frt23 28d ago

Yes it's been hammered So has Nvda

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u/rottenfence Mar 07 '25

Take profit. Take loss. Repeat.

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u/HarrisonJC Mar 06 '25

VT and chill. No matter how the tarriffs shake out, one thing is for sure: the corpos will keep making money. Just might not be the US corpos

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u/GreenBackReaper520 Mar 06 '25

Ignore the news and keep buying on a consistent basis

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u/Beatszzz Mar 06 '25

Buy straddle options if you want to simply profit off volatility, timing will be hard though

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u/Devlnchat Mar 06 '25

It's simple, be friends with the trump empire so you can get the insider trading scoops of when he's going to make his next announcement.

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u/iBN3qk Mar 06 '25

"I'll wait."

  • Warren Buffet

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u/JROXZ Mar 06 '25

Be in the inner circle.

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u/FD4L Mar 07 '25

The only garunteed investment is the federal crypto reserve! Stock up on TrumpCoin today!

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u/DK305007 29d ago

️⃣NotSponsored

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u/flatsun Mar 07 '25

Will market really recover?

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u/lilityion 29d ago

I'm kinda young so uhmmmm, guess imma just buy now that it's cheap and wait it out XD

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u/DK305007 29d ago

Nope, you day trade 0DTE Spy Contracts.

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u/Snoo48605 29d ago

You invest in Europe

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u/MyLifeIsDope69 29d ago

You buy McDonald’s. I loaded up on LEAPs a month ago with .8 delta itm so I ride all the gains lower downside just leveraged shares basically. Americans love McDonald’s when they have no money it’s proven time and time again

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u/Bob4Not Mar 06 '25

It may be a form a market manipulation, if this continues.

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u/TheStpdd Mar 06 '25

99% sure it already is

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u/thedeuce75 23d ago

Your giving him to much credit. He can't let this dumb idea go, because he's incapable of admitting he was wrong. While we the salary dependent, 401k investors keep having to pay the price for his many personality flaws.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/Bob4Not Mar 06 '25

I’m being modest

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u/Calm-Purchase-8044 Mar 06 '25

Won't work if he keeps this up.

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u/Bob4Not Mar 06 '25

If he keeps this up, there won’t be a recovery any time soon

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u/frt23 Mar 06 '25

Unless he's shorting it already

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u/WhiteHornedStar Mar 06 '25

May... lmao

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u/Bob4Not Mar 06 '25

Modesty helps lead skeptics and supporters to your conclusions.

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u/WhiteHornedStar Mar 06 '25

I wasn't really trying to lead anyone anywhere, but the other day someone bought A LOT of bitcoin on loans just before Trump announced the government was looking into buying it.

This is just disaster capitalism and the chicago school of economics at work. Basically after a catastrophe private interests can consolidate wealth super easily. It's basically a print money button in which you kill a bunch of people at the same time. They started in Chile, experimented in latin america, then I think they put it in practice in the US during Catrina.

They're probably finally done with experiments and are looking to consolidate everything and anything.

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u/Bob4Not Mar 06 '25

Yup. They will slowly financially squash the population while they feed them fun narratives to distract them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/alcomaholic-aphone Mar 07 '25

He’s implementing tariffs and policy by accident?

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u/Rarheem Mar 06 '25

May? 😂

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u/PresidentBush2 Mar 06 '25

Hate this face so much

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u/nspy1011 Mar 06 '25

Donald Trump theme punching bags would be an awesome business idea

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u/PresidentBush2 Mar 06 '25

Why stop at punching bags

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u/nspy1011 Mar 06 '25

Well there is the toilet paper with his face on Amazon 😀

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u/Individual_Mix_6463 29d ago

I want a vr boxing game with his face to punch

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u/jahwls Mar 06 '25

except it didn’t recover. lol.

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u/FrankTheTnkk Mar 06 '25

Tell me you don't understand this meme without telling me

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u/Creepy_Floor_1380 Mar 06 '25

It won’t recover, labour market will tank it

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u/W4OPR Mar 06 '25

Skip Market Recovers part though...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

S&P didnt floor out. Its making lower lows every day regardless what Mr Trump decides or not.

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u/giannistainedmirror Mar 06 '25

Except the market stopped caring about his bullshit, so it has sold off even more after the announcement

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/WhiteHornedStar Mar 06 '25

They evolved into super republicans after 2016

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

But it's not recovering it's dying

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u/somethingnottaken7 Mar 06 '25

Says it’s not him tanking the market, says it’s “Globalists”! What?…

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u/chucka_nc Mar 06 '25

This is only a 2-D representation. Not a circle but a spiral 🌀 downward.

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u/Lost_North5922 Mar 06 '25

Nothing like watching MAGA turning themselves into pretzels trying to explain Trump's tariff strategy...

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u/HalloMotor0-0 Mar 06 '25

The Great Art Of Deal

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u/Lingweenie2 Mar 06 '25

The Art of the Steal

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u/eskay_eskay Mar 06 '25

There is no such thing as recovery

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u/damiracle_NR Mar 06 '25

Where’s the recovery?

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u/Diligent_Ad_8733 Mar 06 '25

You guys recovered? I’m in the ditch

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u/no_use_for_a_user Mar 06 '25

Trump and Dump

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u/Playingwithmyrod Mar 06 '25

The market did not recover today lol. They’re sick of his shit and it’s starting to seriously rattle confidence in the US economy.

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u/UkitaAkane Mar 06 '25

He can benefit from call and put before releasing any tariff decision.

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u/bluecgene Mar 06 '25

“Market recovers” phase didn’t work

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u/executive-coconut Mar 06 '25

Didnt recover this time. It will get worse before it gets worse

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u/frt23 Mar 06 '25

Now imagine being Canadian where tariffs will decimate our economy at a time we are already on thin ice

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u/ReasonableNatural908 Mar 06 '25

Getting business advice from a guy with 3 major bankruptcies...

Markets grow in steady environments.... Ask Buffet

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u/Sea-Metal76 Mar 06 '25

Unfortunately "market falls" are greater on each cycle than "market recovers" and so it's a slow roll down a hill...

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u/Old_Fan3448 Mar 06 '25

Is this The great American Cheeto Dorito circle jerk

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u/m1nice Mar 06 '25

Trump hates Europe, has aligned with Russia.

Europeans now moving all their money back to Europe = us stock market crash. It’s almost 20 trillion .

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u/DeepestWinterBlue Mar 06 '25

Except that the market is NOT recovering.

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u/TheStpdd Mar 06 '25

Anyone putting money back into the market at this point is just asking to be conned. Put your money in something safe for now getting just a few % per year isn't good, but dealing with this bs is going to cost you your money and your health.

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u/dcoffe01 Mar 06 '25

I wonder how many of his billionaire friends know which way he will go before he announces it?

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u/Concentric_Arc 29d ago

All of them.

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u/the_sauviette_onion Mar 06 '25

The opposite of a pump n dump. Crash and cash in

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I am not so sure about the marekt recovers part.

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u/art-is-t Mar 06 '25

And somewhere in this cycle. Trump and his family are buying and selling stocks big time.

Remember you voted for a "business man"

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u/One-Salamander-1952 Mar 06 '25

Next time vote for a comedian, but not a failed artist, just not that.

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u/Alnilam99 Mar 06 '25

I bet Donnie's family loads up with put/call options before each announcement!

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u/Bongghit Mar 06 '25

Buy Canadian stocks, it's hilarious the Canadian market is just trucking along

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u/Centralredditfan Mar 06 '25

Feels like a great way to insider trade the stock market.

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u/stoneman9284 Mar 06 '25

He doesn’t even have to implement them he just threatens to

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u/bborneknight Mar 06 '25

I wish it was recovering, tbh

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u/SwitchedOnNow Mar 06 '25

Volatility can be your friend.

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u/siali Mar 06 '25

The irony is that only a simple mind believes he can control a complex system, i.e. the worst candidate!

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u/Candlelight_Fant4sia Mar 06 '25

Someone please call me when the "market recovers"...

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u/SuspiciousLove7219 Mar 06 '25

I heard he’s doing this because his world’s largest deportation is a bust…keeps people’s attention on something else…seems about right

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 Mar 06 '25

But now the market no longer recovers due to the uncertainty of the first step occurring sporadically without cause

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u/retrogradeparallax Mar 06 '25

I hope the SEC is paying attention and will enforce laws if there is any market gaming going on.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 Mar 06 '25

You forgot the step that explains the reason.

Sell stocks (and tell insider friends to) > implement tariffs > market falls > buy stocks > rollback tariffs > market recovers > (repeat)

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u/Hirokage Mar 06 '25

You need a step between market falls and rollback... 'oligarchs buy up falling stocks.'

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u/Timekeeper1 Mar 06 '25

thats not working now. Market still falling

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u/simulationaxiom Mar 06 '25

The circle of Mein strife

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u/KiritoUW2024 Mar 06 '25

What an idiot

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u/NapoleonsDynamite Mar 06 '25

This little cycle won't work forever as described in the diagram.

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u/Yrewir Mar 06 '25

Tariff on 📉 Tariff off📉

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u/catharsisdusk Mar 07 '25

If this keeps up, we'll reach a point where the market becomes risk adverse. Investment will shrivel up as investors put their money into more tangible commodities. Hopefully, that'll put an end to America's finances being manipulated by a market comprised of greed, theoretical numbers, and lack of foresight.

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u/JonnyRico22 Mar 07 '25

Buy at the dip, sell at the peak. Rinse and repeat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Fuck, honestly, whatever. As long as I don't lose my job and can feed my kids. Fuck it

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u/becauseofoz Mar 07 '25

Little did I know, when I learned the hokey pokey song as a kid, it would come in handy 40 years later.

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 29d ago

The damage is done. The tanking of the economy has begun.

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u/BigGameJames_22 29d ago

Still waiting for the recovery

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u/justsomeguyonlune 29d ago

"implements tariffs" - "buys low" - "recalls tariffs" - "sells high"

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u/Both-Sorbet5514 29d ago

Canada, don't distract by him. It will be 30.days and 30.days.

He just want to delay the impact and buy time until he reach the 100 th day so that he can put that in his achievements list.

Eventually the traiff will be there or even higher.

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u/farfromjordan 29d ago

Stagflation, neat

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u/Fantastic_Cap2861 29d ago

it's a grift like everything else

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u/NotoriousMFT 29d ago

I hate it here

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u/Nonhinged 29d ago

It doesn't recover...

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u/ga643953 29d ago

We're not seeing the "market recover" part this time though.

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u/TheGodShotter 29d ago

Too late, Jack. Struck a deep nerve with international markets this time.

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u/misslipsxxx 29d ago

I hope someone is keeping an eye on stockmarket trades made by Trump and his clan.

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u/squirrel_gnosis 29d ago

As long as he's the #1 headline, that's all that matters

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u/x2manypips 29d ago

I moved my funds to bonds. Sleeping like a baby

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u/M3r0vingio 29d ago

Market recover lower than fall

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u/De_Wouter 29d ago

Those are Russian war tactics. Send people in a certain direction, they die, don't adjust the plan, send more people in that direction.

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u/s7umpf 29d ago

Has Donald finally leaked what step 2 of the Underpants Gnomes scheme actually is? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Unfair_Holiday_3549 29d ago

This wasn't true yesterday.

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u/Any-Ad-446 29d ago

He is telling his rich friends to get ready for reversal of policies..then takes credit for a market recovery.

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u/GsusSchreiber 29d ago

I think someone found how to manipulate markets global scale.

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u/Positive_Sign_5269 29d ago

This will not work again. Unlike last time, market will not recover after this latest tariff delay. We all know we will be back here again in a month unless he completely abandons this tariff war.

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 29d ago

Except it's not recovering anymore, at least not nearly as much.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

He always folds

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u/Simple_Purple_4600 29d ago

That only worked the first three times. Now it's nothing but down no matter what.

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u/Silkierjawz 29d ago

We skipped the recover part

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u/hermione_clearwater 29d ago

This is the dumbest timeline. Seriously, wtf is he doing?!

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u/siliconmoney 29d ago

And in each cycle you lose decades of goodwill. Once customers find another supplier it's hard to get them back.

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u/Good_Discussion_9796 28d ago

Talk about manipulating the market while his family is buying calls and puts before he talks 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/brcalus 28d ago

LOL🤔. How come none of them knew how bad it hurts going against the nature. Happy weekend to all. After all all rides are joyful but this is a roller coaster ride and would be utterly joyful to for all🙂

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u/rienjabura 27d ago

Believe it or not, puts

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u/matthiashamm7 29d ago

lmao this is such a stupid post. You clearly have no sense of how tarrifs work - right now yeah it sucks but long term it'll pay off. Tarrifs go the US Treasury - i bet more than 50% of you didn't even know that. A 10% increase in tarrifs across the board would eliminate income tax basically giving you and i a 12- 24% raise in our paychecks. It is encouraging domestic production leading to increased jobs here - not to some outsourced Indian guy thousands of miles away doing it for 90% less and doing 90% worse job. Plus it prevents countries abusing the US - right now we're getting price gouged (you wanna talk about price gouging). If you see instant results in anything - you're doing it wrong. Success is a slow and steady process - it's never instant. Instead of shoving your heads up CNN's ass, actually read how tarrifs work and what Trump is actually doing.

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u/Mimir_the_Younger 28d ago

I can’t tell if this is serious.