r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/fcking_schmuck Mar 07 '25

The red wave.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 07 '25

Ooooo that was the red wave 🌊 he was referring to

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

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u/Coldatahd Mar 07 '25

They’re taking the influence in a silver platter while looking around going “is this bait? We being baited right? No way it’s this easy” 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/kamahl07 29d ago

Just had to wait on Focault's Boomerang 🪃

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u/EnderCreeper121 29d ago

Russia and China cackling as their “keep spewing misinformation at the states until their brains melt” strategy works perfectly

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u/Fair-Bug775 Mar 07 '25

OP’s joke but worse

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u/Suitable-Rest-1358 28d ago

Now we need a green wave

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u/Jackson3rg Mar 07 '25

Bwahahah 😂

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u/ThatsAllFolksAgain 29d ago

The blood red wave.

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u/Ok_Ganache_789 29d ago

You should be more thankful. Because of me, Trump, your daughter won’t have her face broken by a boy who cut off his own penis to win a trophy. You know, this country is in ruins and that’s why people elected a king.

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u/PercentageEfficient2 26d ago

It's a red menace.