r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Ancient-Island-2495 Mar 07 '25

It’s been a tough correction but YTD I’m only down -2.66%

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u/nameless_pattern Mar 07 '25

5 weeks in, only about 200 left.

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u/BowPhan Mar 08 '25

Long way ahead

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u/Ok_Ganache_789 Mar 08 '25

Here’s your delicious cookie; it’s so good the Girl Scouts said it was better than their Samoas. Of course, thanks to DOGE, we ended the Girl Scouts’ non-profit status because they weren’t competing fairly against the hardworking, honest companies like Mondelēz, which makes my favorite Oreos. Man I love Oreos, with the milk and sometimes the peppermint, only during Christmas of course. Mondelēz sounds like a fentanyl gang but it’s actually Latin for stupid president. Hum, on second thought I don’t want a Biden cookie so they’re getting a tariff.

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u/JerseyJoyride 29d ago

My crypto got slaughtered since he TOOK office.

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u/Ancient-Island-2495 29d ago

Well that’s what you get for investing into a volatile asset. This is why I have less than 1% exposure to crypto

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u/JerseyJoyride 29d ago

I didn't feel it was a huge investment I'm just saying it crashed.