r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/usermane22 29d ago

STOCK prices down. We didn’t hear that one important word

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u/Cambren1 27d ago

First the stock prices, then the egg prices; maybe a small recession for a while, but pretty painless if you are a billionaire. Grown men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say they are glad I sent their gardener back to Mexico.