r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Amerallis 29d ago

You know, you jest but I'm totally putting "Jesus wouldn't have died if I was president" on my bingo card of possible quotes for this presidency.

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u/Ok_Ganache_789 29d ago

Well, he did imply that he was saved by God in Butler, PA

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u/NoDragonfruit6125 29d ago

Nah we all know it was the devil that saved him. Needs someone to cause chaos that will give more souls for him. You know devil keeping him alive sounds like Ghost Rider deal. I'm now imagining a flaming Trump skeleton driving around in circles in a hell cart (flaming golf cart) trying to find his ball. Meanwhile the devil looks suspiciously like Putin and is just amused watching the buffoon.