r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Creepy_Floor_1380 • 27d ago

Shitpost Enough is enough!!

Everybody is fed up with Trump!

Everyone, apart from his own cabinet and Elmo.

Even Powell was like “what the hell is happening here”.

Leaving aside all the macroeconomic and political issues of this administration which are crystal clear to everyone, democratic and republican.

We cannot truly accept this level of self hatred, with a president who said and I quote “we don’t know where to put all the money” he plans to get from tariffs, clearly indicating that he doesn’t know how tariffs work.

A TARIFF IS A FUCKING TAX ON GOODS.

Then we have Elmo himself, who passes more time on X than a 13years old. Claims huge cuts, nowhere to be seen of course, and wishes for a structural change to the computation of the GDP.

Then G dog Bessent who was the CIO of sorus fund. This guy actually gives me hope, if he managed to achieve such a position with clearly 0 demonstrated talent, anyone can do it, even me and you.

Guys this is only 6/7 weeks in, I think a major readjustment of course is needed.

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u/Salientsnake4 27d ago

P tape. Probably a pedofile tape not a pee tape.

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u/Financial-Creme 27d ago

Not mutually exclusive. At this point though I feel like his fans wouldn't care a bit, no matter what was on the tape.

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u/Feline_Diabetes 27d ago

Ikr - at this point I question what Putin could possibly have on him which would seem like a threat. He's already survived enough scandal to end a dozen normal politicians' careers.

Anything short of being filmed banging a literal child just seems moot given the state of things

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u/Vickenviking 27d ago

Typically what they have on you is that you gave over classified information, that you are their agent. Once you go traitor they have you.

Pedo stuff is small fries compared to Trump actually trying to dismantle anti nuke defenses and early warning systems against russia.

I think a big part of the Greenland stuff is about trying to get the Danes to shut down the basr yhe US have there, facilitating Russia killing more people with nuclear strikes, that's the goal.

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u/Rif55 27d ago

MAGA would blame it on the raped child

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u/Zombie-Belle 27d ago

No, apparently it was Putin sent him messages saying if he would run for president they would back him - so a bought President bought by your country's enemy of 50 years. Incredible to see but I'd love to see the receipts....

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u/breasticles36d 27d ago

Just watch Active Measures (2018). No guesswork needed.

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u/Zombie-Belle 27d ago

Thanks I'll check it out

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u/brandbaard 27d ago

He's been working for the Russians for 30-something years. They don't need something on him if he's been successfully indoctrinated and believes in their goals.

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u/SnooStrawberries2955 26d ago

They’ll still say it’s AI or fake news or photoshop. They’re in a cult and nothing short of death will change their minds, and sometimes not even then (see also: covid.)

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u/MambaOut330824 27d ago

Duh, its clearly “a deep state deep fake”

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u/Linda-Belchers-wine 27d ago edited 27d ago

Some would love it because.... ::gestures at the arrest records in churches and conservative groups::

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u/garry4321 26d ago

They’d jerk off to it.

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u/Darkmetroidz 27d ago

This has to be it. I don't think his followers would even flinch at a golden shower tape. They wore diapers to support him.

Idk if they'd even draw the line at kiddy diddling.

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u/sunburn74 27d ago

These days they'd say its the kids fault for dressing that way.

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u/ArmpitNoise 27d ago

*undressing

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u/XTSLabs 26d ago

The kids image would be an immediate best seller for this years Halloween costume.

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u/treriksroset 26d ago

these days they would bring naked dolls of kids to their meeting and demonstrately rape the dolls to show support.

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u/Specialist-Dot7989 22d ago

"You can clearly see in the video that she wanted it"

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u/lollypolyp 27d ago

It's so funny that they make such a big deal out of the exact sahit we all know he has done. They rant and rave about getting to the bottom of the Epstein saga, but the fact that he is as all-over the flight logs as almost anyone doesn't even phase them. We keep claiming that they are in a cult (which undoubtedly they are) but we keep on attributing normal motivation to them, which we definitely should not.

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u/vision47 27d ago

They really wore diapers? Doesn’t surprise me if they did.

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u/doctorlightning84 26d ago

The only reason they'd turn on him now is if he started championing trans rights and asking to help minorities

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u/Mouthshitter 26d ago

They will not budge, even with undeniable proof. Trump's p-d- tape could be shown on live TV they would say it was faked by AI. The forensics by the greatest nerds on earth could say yes it's him there's no digital manipulation but they would say they are paid off. Or that it was a clone of evil trump or some Qan-- nonsense

It is simply a cult, and the great leader can do no harm!

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u/Significant_Chef_215 26d ago

the left is more tolerant to diddling than the right lol just look at disney for godsake.

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u/jimmytestaburger 26d ago

Seeing as the right elects, protects, and celebrates rapists with enthusiasm, reality does not reflect your statement

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u/Significant_Chef_215 26d ago

okay pal, you can open your eyes when you're ready

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u/useless_rejoinder 27d ago

Honestly, I think the old man is fucking brainwashed. I think he’s hollowed out. A mandarin candidate. Has no operating system other than what’s put in his head by the propaganda machines he’s exposed to.

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u/Oblique9043 27d ago

He's simply just a malignant narcissist that thinks he knows more than everyone else and only he has the special knowledge to MAGA. That's literally all it is. He's an absolute moron drunk on his own power and ego and he will run the country into the ground before he ever comes to grips with the fact that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. And even after, he still will blame it on everyone but himself. His fragile sense of self simply won't allow any other outcome.

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u/Material_Variety_859 27d ago

Machurian to orange mandarin is quite poetic

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u/Rif55 27d ago

That would require a brain to wash. Don the Con is a grifting rapist felon who dedicated his life to cruelty and grift-hurting anyone who is vulnerable and stealing as much money as he can. There is no higher strategy nor morality that guide him.

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u/OverallDoor2718 27d ago

He’s been working with the KGB since the 80’s with Ivana. Oh where is Ivana? Buried on the 9th hole after an unfortunate fall

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u/useless_rejoinder 27d ago

One wonders what happened. Some posit that she had an expiring NDA. She was gonna blab and someone did a bunch of coke and tossed her down the stairs.

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u/OverallDoor2718 27d ago

She didn’t have the opportunity to blab. She tripped down a long flight of stairs, but somehow had her tea cup next to her🧐

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u/OverallDoor2718 27d ago

The children had a court date the next day. I heard rumors she was going to rat. Also heard she was moving to The South of France that weekend 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/PushTheButtonPlease 27d ago

Why did I hear Boris Badenov say that?

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u/coryoung1 27d ago

Israel and Putin have Trump by the PP

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u/Pretend-Disaster2593 27d ago

Yeah. I think it’s a pedo tape.

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u/Blitz_0909 26d ago

Ya pee tape is nowhere near bad enough to be blackmailed into crashing his own country, especially since maga honestly wouldn’t care/believe it anyway. It’s got to be something way worse for someone so narcissistic to be controlled like this

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u/Wild_Log_7379 26d ago

I mean it's probably both

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u/JaZepi 26d ago

Yep, agreed. Likely the ONLY thing that could take the orangutang down, but I’m even a little sceptic of that.

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u/snoopyb137 27d ago

Dude I was thinking the same