r/WallStreetbetsELITE 26d ago

MEME Are we winning yet?

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/BOB_eDy 26d ago

Don’t worry, it’s only a transition period, said the con Orange guy.

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u/glibsonoran 26d ago

We'll be so rich we won't know what to do with all the money... Right after I: * End the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. * Bring down prices and end inflation. * Bring down food prices on day 1.

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u/Universe789 26d ago

You forgot to add sending out $5,000 checks on Feb 31 to every american, funded from all the money DOGE has saved us.

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u/Feeling-Tutor-6480 26d ago

Who is we? The $10m question

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u/Training_Pop_5437 26d ago

Red people and orange man

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u/RAH7719 26d ago

There would be egg on his face if there were any eggs.... now we know why eggs are so hard to find!

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u/steroboros 26d ago

Affordable goods and comfort are no longer the American Dream.

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u/scotts1234 26d ago

Went grocery shopping today. Seems like inflation is back in high gear again. I'm sure the numbers next month will show it.

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u/mechalenchon 26d ago

Transition between recession and depression

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u/MarcoVinicius 26d ago

Yes, we are transitioning into losing a lot of money and everything going bad.

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u/GordonGuppy 24d ago

THIS RECESSION IS “TRANSITORY”

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

It’s just a detox 😂

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u/Stup1dMan3000 26d ago

Right before the acceleration into the abyss

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u/Fresh-State7421 26d ago

he also said he’s copying Chinas “100 year plans” so the transition period can very well last 99 years!

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u/Fiveohh11 26d ago

Dow chart looking like Elon's penis right now

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u/iwuvwatches 26d ago

The US market lost close to 4 trillion dollars the last two weeks. Trump is probably still complaining about the 175 billion given to Ukraine. It's 1600 Pennywise ave!

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

Who gives a shit about the stock market?

Reddit hates rich people until they can use them to try and criticize trump. OMG noooo poor rich people are losing money

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u/Sudden-Emu-8218 26d ago

Hahahahah so god damned stupid. Do you think average people don’t have retirement accounts?

Do you think there won’t be average people losing jobs? Do you think there won’t be unemployment?

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u/the_riddler90 26d ago

You literally have to spell it out for these fuggin idiots.

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u/fupayme411 25d ago

Probably a child.

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u/Worth_Inflation_2104 26d ago

Most people's retirement is in stocks.

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago edited 26d ago

Which they will be buying for dirt cheap if the market crashes. Market is expected to crash once to twice throughout your portfolios duration. Anyone close to retirement is in all bonds to reduce exposure to market volatility.

So if they own stocks, that was their gamble and they got fucking dominated for gambling their retirement fund.

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

And the market will be fine by the time most people retire

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

People retire everyday 😂

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

Listen fake smart guy,

As you get older they sell off your stocks and get you into bonds to reduce risk and prevent this type of shit from happening.

If you’re gonna pretend to be smart at least do it right LOL

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u/Dontknow_what_tosay 26d ago

What happens if someone retires today?

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

They are mostly in bonds as you get closer to retirement.

Are you just a retard with cash trying to make a few bucks or do you have any sort of background in finance? It’s like one of the most welll known facts that retirement funds switch to bonds as you get close to retirement to negate volatility.

Go paint and smoke weed, stay out of finance. And more importantly, out of my replies

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 26d ago

See, this is the problem when you don't care about anyone else and just think about yourself.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

This guy doesn’t have a 401k lol

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u/RicketyRekt69 26d ago

It’s not just rich people invested in the stock market… and the stock market tanking like this is generally a sign we’re headed for a recession.

You sound young

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u/slyfox1976 26d ago

I swear he is manipulating the market so he and his cronies can benefit.

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u/conwolv 26d ago

Oh, they've been braggging about "buying the dip" especially Trump Jr. You see what we did there?

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u/lollypolyp 26d ago

"dip"

Oh, bless your heart.

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u/conwolv 26d ago

The only dip there.. is the dipshits in charge.

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u/Hmmmm-curious 26d ago

Trump Jr. What is the closest thing this loser has gotten to earning his own way in life?

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u/ShoulderPossible9759 26d ago

That really is the only logical explanation

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

Yeah he’s being manipulated to tank the stock market so checks notes all his rich friends can lose money

Do not breed

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u/ShoulderPossible9759 26d ago

Or to destroy the average American’s investments and 401k and buy low once everything has hit rock bottom and the average person has no ability to recover.

Oh, and by the way, the way you speak to people is revolting. You’re a pathetic, disgusting human being.

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u/lollypolyp 26d ago edited 26d ago

It couldn't possibly be that he is trying to stoke civil unrest so he can declare martial law and get that pesky Congress out of the way entirely, could it? Nah...

If he hadn't been so thoughtful and measured during the BLM riots I might think he actually wanted to deploy the National Guard.

We ALL saw how far he was willing (IS willing) to go to convince even himself that he didn't get beaten in 2020. The fact that MAGAts have been living through the exact same shitshow as normal decent patriotic Americans and yet they still think he has America's best interests in mind is just fucking unbelievable. OAN and Fox have (to coin a phrase) "done a tremendous number" on the MAGAt hivemind. I get that critical thinking skills and intellectual honesty are anathema to those who think there is no such thing as an "expert". But the dumb of the MAGAt base is just so gaping it really makes me think there is no way America could have even hoped to keep and care for a democracy. Who klnows?...maybe an administration led by an idiot thug is better than 150 million wee idiot hillbillies? Hey, a guy can dream...

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u/Sudden-Emu-8218 26d ago

Part of me thinks it’s worse than that to be honest. This implies a sort of competence I’ve just never seen evidence of.

What I have seen is an emotional petty toddler with unchecked power. I think it’s as simple as, everyone made fun of him for not getting rid of trade imbalances nor balancing the budget. So now he’s determined to do those things even though they’re deeply flawed and bad ideas, and he has no understanding of the actual consequences. So he’s plowing ahead with things that are bad, because he said he would. Republicans have always talked about cutting spending as a rallying cry because it appeals to dumb people who can’t understand that the government issuer of the world reserve currency doesn’t function like their personal finances of $150 income a day from DoorDash, a trailer rental and $1000 credit card bill ran up at Walmart. He’s just the first one dumb enough to not get that and actually try to do that.

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u/lollypolyp 26d ago

If the Tech Bro Mafia wasn't involved I'd be inclined to think that this is nothing more than irrational thrashing- which it certainly looks like. I genuinely think that the Tech Bro Mafia is just allowing and encouraging him to smash everything because they are in a position to pick up the pieces. They genuinely think that they are visionaries rather than simply the fastest rats to the carcass.

As off-the-rails crazy as Trump is, Elon and Theil and Vance needed a moron to come in and do the demolition so they could construct the better government not beholden to anything but their own greed. The storm clouds are gathering and wind is whipping up and it's starting to sprinkle. And there is nowhere to go to stay safe from the storm.

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u/lollypolyp 26d ago

I think the goal is to create so much chaos in so many sectors that civil unrest becomes inevitable. That will justify martial law.

That's when the real rape of the country begins.

And MAGA will be standing over us with it's belt undone, screaming that we shouldn't have worn those short shorts and halter top.

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u/Touristupdatenola 26d ago

...and Twitter just got hacked...

Anonymous

Operation DreadNought

We are here to fight against the fasciscm (sic) that has taken root in America

The Republican party, Maga, Trump, and Musk are imbeciles who are drunk on pwoer and get off on trampling down others. The American people are suffering for it.

The World is suffering for it.

These are some of The Worst peopl e on the planet, hell bent of destroying it and everyone on it.

They lack morals, empathy, commond decency, and any sense that we are a community.

They are not kings. They do not speak for the people. They will be removed.

  • We are Anonymous.

  • We are Legion.

  • We do not forgive.

  • We do not forget.

  • Expect us.

editor's addition... shameless plug for /r/nonviolentcoercion and /r/50501

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u/romeny1888 26d ago

I expected them for a while now, where the fuck they been?

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u/Touristupdatenola 26d ago

To quote someone else on Twitter...

Anonymous, that's a name I haven't hear in a long time...

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

Lmao what a bunch of fags

Makes a huge announcement, with typos

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u/Recent_Angle8383 26d ago

is this what he meant by make American great again? send American into the great depression 2.0

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u/Banshe_617 26d ago

Gatta thank the Americans who voted for him for this too.

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u/One-Employment3759 26d ago

Funny that people think this will just be a recession. It will be much worse than that!

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u/Cntrysky78 26d ago

And now we hit 1k

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u/Dragon_slayer1994 26d ago

I think we're great again!

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u/Apprehensive_Math406 26d ago

We're breaking records for sure

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u/Vortep1 26d ago

He's not holding the cards!!!

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u/Michael_Platson 26d ago

Thanks Trump

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u/Fun-Advice9724 26d ago

Just wow... DJT is a complete POS* 💯

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 26d ago

Making America great (for Putin) one day at a time

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u/SuperDuperMartt 26d ago

Don't even reply to the dude. His whole account is just trolling.

He called anonymous "a bunch of fags" because of typos...

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u/HatesAvgRedditors 26d ago

literally anything happens at all

PUTIN

remember you guys running around cock in mouth and hand saying trump colluded with Putin to rig an election lmao, you were SO SURE of it

Then it turned out to be absolutely fuck all 😅

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 26d ago

No it showed that there was collusion and now suddenly the US is best friends with Russia and is offering to divide up Ukraine between Trump and Putin with zero concessions to Ukraine. How are you so blind?

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u/Cinemagica 25d ago

He's not blind, he's doing it on purpose. A lot makes sense when you remember it's not a normal presidency, it's a cult, just keep it in mind when you feel frustrated and bewildered. It's not these people's fault, they have just been preyed upon, mostly because they aren't very intelligent or strong at critical thinking.

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 26d ago

How you seen the Russian stocks lately? MRGA

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u/DoomOwl77 26d ago

More proof that reddit is the laughing stock of the internet when it comes to politics.

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u/livingincr 26d ago

At least he’s saving the government billions while costing the economy trillions

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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 26d ago

I think his make America great again campaign is just being nostalgic for 1929

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u/JonnyRico22 26d ago

Stocks on sale, buy now.

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u/TheTwinkleToedKoala 26d ago

S&P500 is down 7% in the past month, BUT is up 9% from one year ago. Up 45% from the past 2 years, 110% from the past 5. The stock market has done nothing but go up. Smallest pullback ever and everyone loses their mind. Get a grip. We are literally at all time highs.

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u/scorpy1978 25d ago

Price of eggs, gas going up. BTW worldwide gas prices are going down,

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u/Feeling-Comfort7823 25d ago

Buy fear. Sell greed.

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u/South_Speed_8480 25d ago

Yep China killing it

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u/ngronnie 25d ago

You all sang his praises the first time he was president and the market went up. What happened? A bunch of new accounts created and brand new investors that don’t know shit about the market started flooding these subs? This is how you make money! Buy buy buy on the way down, not at the top. Then sit back and create wealth

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u/littlefinger9909 25d ago

According to r/ con, he is creating opportunities for dip buy. That’s supposed to be a win!

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u/Kingkongcrapper 26d ago

We broke 1000. Puts on TSLA!

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u/OkField5046 26d ago

Puts on Spy is free money and has been for 2 weeks now Doesn’t even matter what strike you pick Playing again tomorrow afternoon

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 26d ago

Happy Cake day

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u/R0b0f1sh 26d ago

Europe has worries of recession

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u/romeny1888 26d ago

So much winning! Please, sir, can we have less winning?

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u/scotts1234 26d ago

When is the bounce?

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u/sludge_dawkins 26d ago

You guys really thought the last admin printing 80% of the total money supply EVER printed in the last 4 years wouldn’t have consequences? This was intentional. No one does this without the intent of creating inflation.

S&P end of 2019: $240 S&P last week: $600+

The cumulative value of the top 500 companies within the last 5 years has been more than 150% over the peak of the entire history of the market, which is 100+ years old. This isn’t even taking into account all of the fake crypto money out there.

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u/Happy_Menu_6239 24d ago

Yes, the chaos and uncertainty is Biden's fault...

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u/sludge_dawkins 24d ago

I’m not blaming Biden. He was comatose. His cabinet deliberately did everything it could to prevent wars from ending and accelerating our debt to irreparable levels. You’re so cooked. That little Reddit brain doesn’t know what to think anymore.

“Just tell me what opinion I should have Reddit. I’ll do anything to be part of the right think!”

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u/Happy_Menu_6239 24d ago

You have been brainwashed by a 78 year old who wears thick make up but gets annoyed when girls dress up as boys 

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u/Happy_Menu_6239 24d ago

Enjoy paying 5-10%, more on everything and letting a billionaire bend your president over the white house table

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u/sludge_dawkins 24d ago

Do you not understand how inflation works and what is necessary to stop it? You’re acting like money wasn’t printed and rate hikes weren’t a thing for the last four years.

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u/Happy_Menu_6239 24d ago

Inflation and rates went up due to COVID supply shortages and necessary spending. You realise both rates and inflation were coming down? And Trump's policies are inherently inflationary? He is literally raising prices. As for Biden's 'unending wars' please find me a time America hasn't been in a war. Your think he should have laid down and let Russia and their dictator take Ukraine? Or are you a Trump sheep and think Ukraine started it?

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u/Jumpy_Decision_8552 26d ago

lame unoriginal post. markets fluctuate.

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u/DesignerSink1185 26d ago

Yeah. True. And the market absolutely doesn't react to global economic data or speculation.

Nope. Not at all.

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u/Tirty8 26d ago

Probably has nothing to do with tariffs

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Krim- 26d ago

I drained urmom in my swamp

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u/monadicperception 26d ago

Is this serious? I’m not sure anymore.

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u/conwolv 26d ago

you mean the coffers into his pockets?

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u/DogScrott 26d ago

Swamp means your pockets.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I await the -30% and will buy. I have some pennystocks... they suffer as well but I dont care, there is no "stop loss" under them because they will gain again.

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u/boycerobert 26d ago

Love it. Dow dropped 1300 points in one day 2022 whats the big deal?

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u/Training_Pop_5437 26d ago

Yes , until zero

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u/Beautiful-Remote-126 26d ago

Biden did worse

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u/conwolv 26d ago

lol right.. Biden tanked the economy 7 weeks into his term. GTFO with that nonsense.

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u/fantasticmrsmurf 26d ago

2022

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u/conwolv 25d ago

That's not 7 weeks dipshit.

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u/fantasticmrsmurf 24d ago

No? It was a larger and longer dip, dipshit 🙂

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u/conwolv 24d ago

Aw, look at you, thinking you nailed this with your adorable "larger and longer dip" from 2022. Cute. But let's chat reality for just a sec.

Under Biden, the stock market didn't just recover... it soared. The Dow climbed well above 36,000, the Nasdaq hit historic highs, and investors enjoyed one of the strongest market runs in decades. Life was good, portfolios were thriving, and your uncle's crypto bets almost seemed reasonable.

Fast forward to today, with Trump back in the driver's seat, and he's managed to erase every single ounce of those gains. The Dow is crashing harder than your last argument, losing 900 points in one afternoon, while Nasdaq plunges 4% like it's diving off the high board. So much winning, right?

But hey, keep patting yourself on the back over that little 2022 dip. I'm sure that'll ease the pain of watching Trump's economy unravel all of Biden's progress in record time.

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u/fantasticmrsmurf 24d ago

Clown

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u/conwolv 24d ago

So you have nothing. Got it. I think we found the clown.

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u/fantasticmrsmurf 24d ago

Glad to know you waited hours for me to reply basement dweller