r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/Plus_Ad_4618 26d ago

I heard he signed an executive order to blame someone else.

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u/CL_55z 26d ago

Possible he's confused hookers with hockey?. He hates one, but can't remember which so both.

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u/Albin4president2028 26d ago

Was probably Obama and that tan suit!!!

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u/trashyart200 26d ago

I want Obama to publicly say, “that dude can’t seem to get me out of his head, he’s crushing on me so hard”

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u/heidikloomberg 26d ago

It was Michelle and the side of apple slices with school lunch!!

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u/Albin4president2028 25d ago

Oh gawd! Not the apple slices!! Naturally occurring sugars! The horror!

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u/Prestigious-Moment-9 26d ago

Either Obama or Ukranians.