r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/Flavious27 26d ago

It is hard to tell sometimes 

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u/origin29 25d ago

I mean he did ask if he could nuke a fucking hurricane, I put literally nothing past him.

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u/Flavious27 25d ago

Along with injecting bleach to kill covid 

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u/MeOnCrack 25d ago

Well...to be fair, if you inject bleach and then die, the COVID dies with you. So he's technically not wrong that it kills COVID.

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u/Xerqthion 25d ago

art of the deal

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u/229-northstar 25d ago

Shining a uv light up your butt to kill covid was peak Trump

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll 25d ago

In that case a gun also kills Covid

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u/Educational-Can-2653 23d ago

Technically correct, the worst kind of correct.

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u/R4m3nb0y 25d ago

Dude that’s actually a pretty chilling realization. FEMA and all that shit getting crippled it’s going to be hard to see what state gets hit first and needs help. He might just nuke the city

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u/No_Ad_8069 25d ago

😂 city don't need FEMA help if there no city

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u/TonyTucci27 25d ago

Elon found this belligerent waste in sounds the name out Tampa, Florida. We got rid of it, no more spending WASTE, everyone is happy, MAAG

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 25d ago

If he tried to do that, nobody around him would dare tell him it's impossible...

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u/S1acks 22d ago

I’ve asked many people many times - why the eff are we as a nation coddling this man-child?? Other than manufactured fear?

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u/JustGingy95 25d ago

Unfortunately satire was dragged out behind the barn and shot back in like 2016, although honestly I’m just shocked The Onion still has a job after all of this. You would think they would have just turned to regular reporting by now with how batshit reality has become.

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u/porkpies23 25d ago

They can't keep up. The Onion might as well just become a legitimate news agency at this point.

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u/LazyImprovement 25d ago

I keep coming across onion headlines, and thinking they’re real until I see which subreddit it is

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 24d ago

The Onion is a legitimate news agency. everything they now print is real.

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u/solezonfroze 25d ago

It really is 😅 A crying shame when we can't tell what's real from what's fake

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u/uLL27 25d ago

It is, which sucks.

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u/shillyshally 25d ago

He did tweet it is illegal to boycott Tesla so, there's that.

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u/Orchid_Significant 25d ago

Satire is so dead now

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u/WattebauschXC 26d ago

To be fair the current US government - not just Trump - did some outright bull and everyone seems to be fine with it. You can't blame people for thinking that the US is actually that dumb after the last 2 months.

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u/justsomelizard30 25d ago

In my imagination, I thought he was going to say "The radical, lunatic leftists are ILLEGALLY shorting the entire stock market. We won't stand for this! MAGA'