r/WallStreetbetsELITE 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/Tildengolfer 26d ago

“8 million for Transgen(der)ic mice.” But 18 million for a golf trip. Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Because I can’t believe that. Elon will investigate and we’ll get to bottom of this, it’s like what a lot of people say, and they’re saying things. Lots of things. Great things. Sometimes not so great things. But we’re going to get it done. We’ll get it done.

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u/GoStockYourself 26d ago

Shit, 18 million dollars to keep Trump out of the office seems like a bargain

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u/Blue_Raven_AZ 26d ago

🤘🙏☝️ severely undervalued comment

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u/AssistanceCheap379 25d ago

Yeah, but it would be something like triple that if he never worked.

Which doesn’t seem like a lot, but 18 million over 6 weeks is still 3 million a week, so it would be like 9 million a week to never have him step into the White House ever again

Yeah, it’s worth it. 500 million a year for 4 years to keep him from doing any more damage honestly seems like a bargain.

But only if Musk goes with him

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u/PraxicalExperience 24d ago

And his little toad, Vance.

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u/Dry-Neck9762 24d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't made an official proclamation that Maralardo is the new official Whitehouse, and the current Whitehouse will be sold to the highest bidder - Elon would be the highest (on ketimine) bidder

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u/Past-Application-552 24d ago

Don’t give him any ideas…

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u/_robmillion_ 24d ago

I can stay out of the Whitehouse for less than half of that!

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u/AssistanceCheap379 24d ago

You’re staying out of the White House for $0 so far, clearly a better POTUS than Trump

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 23d ago

How much to send the lot of them on a rocket to mars?

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u/KittyMushi 21d ago

And Vance too

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u/DeepSeaDork 24d ago

Fuckin' A.

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u/12OClockNews 26d ago

Doesn't matter if he's out of office. The guy is just a puppet for special interest groups and Putin, they're the ones doing the work behind the scenes. They draft the EOs and whatever else, he just waddles into the White House, signs whatever they put in front of him, and then waddles back to the golf course. There's no way in hell he knows what even a quarter of the EOs up to this point were about. He's quite literally everything they accused Biden of being, and they cheer him on like good little sheep.

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u/timburnerslee 25d ago

The checks and balances are absolutely not checking nor balancing. Constitution? Rule of law? Those aren’t needed anymore

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u/Ok-Photograph2954 21d ago

His cheques are no good and he is unbalanced!

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u/12OClockNews 25d ago

The one thing this debacle has shown is that the mighty "checks and balances" were just a facade. The only real reason what's happening now didn't happen earlier is because the right person didn't have enough motivation to make it happen. There was absolutely nothing stopping the US from going down this path despite people believing there was.

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u/Ok_Yak_8668 25d ago

I'm convinced he finds out about his eos from hate watching CNN in the clubhouse. Then reacts to it. 

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u/thirstytrumpet 25d ago

I love how much he is hurting them though. And it’s only just the beginning.

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u/HoodRattusNorvegicus 24d ago

You love how much Trump is hurting ordinary workers and their families? Mmkay..

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u/FrostedDonutHole 25d ago

...how much to give him a coronary?

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u/GoStockYourself 25d ago

We should start a GoFundMe to send him a thank you gift.

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u/Necessary_Ad2114 24d ago

One million per hole, that’s better than Stormy Daniels got. 

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u/the_lazycoder 24d ago

Let’s buy him a golf course and keep him out permanently. We would do the world a huge favor.

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u/Sanbaddy 24d ago

You can probably run the math on that. Since he’s been in office he’s cost the country trillions, literally.

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Came out to roughly 1,080,000,000 ( billion). Which is much less than a trillion. Shit, we could literally pay him not to be in office. That’s how fucked things gotten lol.

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 22d ago

Someone had a serious take in 2017 about how we should just make Trump a figurehead king and have an American royal family, I thought then and I think now this is stupid because I’m American and I have a seething hatred for monarchs.

But now? Fine, let’s do it. It keeps him mollified and it lets his ignorant voters feel like they’re winning something without killing the rest of us.

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 25d ago

I'd contribute a third of that and come out in the black. 

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u/BeefistPrime 25d ago

A bargain at 20x the price

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u/janiskr 25d ago

It is cheaper to have sane president. Who is not owned by Russia might be good as well, just an extra bonus.

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u/GoStockYourself 25d ago

That is a bit much to expect out of the US electorate.

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u/Ididit-notsorry 23d ago

I'd chip in.

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u/prefim 22d ago

I'd tell him he can play as much golf as he likes but he's not getting a security detail follow him around as its a waste of money and doge said they needed to stop.... he can phone secret service if there's a problem and they'll come right over.

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u/Ok-Half8705 21d ago

Fore(head)!

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u/Equal_Cellist9750 26d ago

Elon is now recommending removal of the Presidents position. Its a big waste of money.

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 25d ago

Actually, that’d be a hilarious reasoning for his takeover. Hey, I’m making the government more efficient and firing everyone. Lemme fire Trump and asume his role!

Suddenly we have a second Hitler.

Well, not we, you, I’m in Spain.

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 23d ago

We is correct. Hitler wasn't just bad for Germany.

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 23d ago

Yeah, I’m aware that we’re in a globalised world and everybody depends on everybody else.

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u/zombieslurpee 23d ago

That's what shocked me about the US right now.

Ok, you voted for Trump, whatever. I'm no one to tell if you're wrong or right. But why the fuck are they tolerating Musk in the white house?

He's no one to be there. He's the little bitch that should be sent to his home country

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u/FamousUniversity5033 22d ago

Nobody can get rid of him now. He bought Dump the presidency, he rigged his election, he's ransacking the US government, getting rid of the evidence, avoiding people.

Touching him, his cars, or anything Tesla is now an act of terrorism. He's a pussy, maniac on drugs Should be deported.

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u/WoodLouseAustralasia 23d ago

Lol fucking epic

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u/YorkshireDancer 21d ago

Third Hitler. Putin is the reincarnation.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 26d ago

It's now the King's throne.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 25d ago

Cheeto Casino Chapter 11 king

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u/copasetical 25d ago

say more about this please?

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u/GearhedMG 26d ago

And that is the first 7 weeks!

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u/Capital-Hornet6846 26d ago

Brilliant sequence here

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u/HipHipM3 26d ago

They voted to see illegal immigrants on video getting arrested and deported. The people who voted for Trump only care about themselves. They don't even care about their fellow Trump supporters. They would sacrifice one of them for dinner if a civil war erupted.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 26d ago

America deserves $8 million dollars of transgender mice imo.

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 25d ago

Just offer him a ride on X they can drop him off on the way up

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u/Fledgeling 25d ago

Why are you spelling it like that? Makes the quote more confusing

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u/Objective_Star_191 25d ago

I still can’t believe people voted him in    

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u/YveisGrey 25d ago

Dude spent 20mil to attend the superbowl only to leave early when he saw his team was down bad

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u/no_dana_only_zul 25d ago

This perfectly encapsulates this debacle of a presidency.

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u/ExaminationChoice641 24d ago

Just found Trump’s reddit account

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u/DiCk01202025 24d ago

This is great thank you

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u/Substantial_Court792 23d ago

That is awesome! You should do impersonations at parties.

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u/noleksum12 23d ago

It's embarrassing that he doesn't know enough to question what transgenic means and just assumes it's bad and liberal because the word trans is in it.

It's scary that his speech writer and all the 'geniuses' around him didn't inform him or correct him.

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u/Exotic-Champion-7257 22d ago

Bigly. More bigly than ever before. And men will be crying (men who have never cried before) while they are thanking him.

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u/ViolentEngineering 22d ago

I already read that in his voice😂

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u/dodexahedron 22d ago

This is a great speech. The best speech. TREMENDOUS speech. People should tell you. I bet they tell you. I can't believe it. Can you believe it? I didn't tell you. People tell you. Greatest speech. CHY-nuh.

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u/Zealousideal-Dog517 21d ago

They're pinky and the brain - one is a genius, the other insane!!

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u/Bigbromboy 21d ago

Unfortunately his flying monkeys are always working

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u/edwbuck 21d ago

And 4 Trillion, that's 4,000 Billion for his erratic handling of the economy, lost.