r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/sudo-joe 26d ago

We always have poo. That stuff is relatively low cost and the French have great examples of delivery options.

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u/fortestingprpsses 26d ago

I think we're getting close to borrowing some other ideas from the French...

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u/nickla123 26d ago

During the protests, farmers brought piles of cow dung to the government building in Germany.

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u/RobustFoam 25d ago

How do you spell "Ghee-oh-teen"?

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u/edwbuck 22d ago

Maybe we'll get around to borrowing Freedom from them, like we did once, before we decided that it was a mistake.

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u/Zaev 26d ago

I heard a trebuchet can throw 90kg of poo over 300m

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u/irony0815 25d ago

Accuracy would be interesting though

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u/ScratchyMarston18 26d ago

Would he be able to tell, considering he’s probably delivering some of his own into his diaper at any given moment?

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u/Myksyk 25d ago

Vast amounts created by Trump and Musk.

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u/KingThorongil 25d ago

Bold of you to assume he doesn't like that sh**

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u/tiffanytrashcan 25d ago

For now. He'll start requiring monthly "fertilizer donations" like North Korea. - they literally have a black market for poo there.