r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/drDOOM_is_in 25d ago

It used to be two scoops, I wonder if he's up to 3 or down to 1?

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u/Even-Employment-1693 25d ago

Two scoops before the Big Mac and three after then one more after his Diet Coke. So yes.

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u/TurielD 25d ago

You'd think he'd be mainlining ozempic and only take 1, but he hasn't gotten any slimmer.