r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/cleverDonkey123 26d ago

Unrelated and unwilling to Google that : is he even a good golfer?

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u/Lostnspace859 26d ago

He’s isn’t good at anything he does. Not even applying self tanner.

So I doubt it.

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u/cleverDonkey123 26d ago

I will go with "bad golfer" then. 👍

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u/Rit91 26d ago

He is bad, he cheats at golf. When other people golf with him they notice because he'll kick their ball into the bunker if they get a good shot.

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u/2ndDogga 25d ago

His caddies do most of the cheating for him. Rick Reilly caddied for him and wrote about it in Sports Illustrated years ago.

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 26d ago

I guess they have a tanning corridor in the white house. Everyone out and then he runs down the hall naked and ends up looking like Tarzan

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u/Alternative_Slip_513 22d ago

I’m guessing the tanner is only applied neck-up. Melania wouldn’t know cause she’s probably not seen him naked since Baron was conceived.

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u/Key-Guarantee595 24d ago edited 24d ago

I’ve read that he cheats. Especially when he playing at his own golf courses. Media even has a tape of him cheating, he didn’t give a 💩that they got him on tape cheating. Go on TikTok, they have a golf montage of all his cheating. https://www.tiktok.com/@meidastouch/video/7367741788574043434?lang=en

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u/Alternative_Slip_513 22d ago

Totally agree 👍🏽 😂

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u/hungrypotato19 26d ago

He cheats.

"Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf," [Rick] Reilly wrote. "He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'”

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/

Even Samuel L. Jackson says Trump cheats.

https://youtu.be/Tu2xnbaI3Ds?si=bmeCr6OQ7v_9rBeF

And Alice Cooper (who is MAGA)

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/alice-cooper-golf-donald-trump/

And Oscar De La Hoya

https://golf.com/news/oscar-de-la-hoya-details-how-donald-trump-cheats-at-golf/

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u/OwOlogy_Expert 25d ago

There's a reason you don't see his diapered ass in actual golf competitions.

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u/WasabiHound 25d ago

Such a pity Kim Jong Il is dead. They would have had an epic game - he played a 38 under par game with 11 holes in one.

Kim Jong Il golf game (ESPN article)

Compared to him, the Mango Mussolini is a rank amateur.

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u/Asleep_Operation8330 22d ago

Pele, I laughed at that one.

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u/Iamnotapickle 26d ago

Can you provide any proof that Alice Cooper is maga? I just went on a hunt and that doesn’t appear to be true.

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u/Albin4president2028 26d ago

I heard he intentionally sets up 'tournaments' for just himself to claim he's king of whatever course. (Saw someone post it on reddit earlier today)

I havent looked into it either. Don't really care too.

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u/UnkleRinkus 26d ago

I read about this. Besides often telling the staff at the course (which he owns) to just give him the trophy, because he "plays better than that guy", he sets up tournaments where everyone but him plays together, and then he plays later, alone, and just manages to edge by the leader. Sometimes he manages to do that when he is giving a speech, across the country.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sportswriter-explains-donald-trump-allegedly-003013764.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACGJOGjOHwxfC5QxTPK9YN2z1dPRud6qC2vblxxVI2HVsocSyXPmjjfbJMgQcFiauDHsTLvfcbQHNRS9us0yl_V10PwwOvoq0liuM_A9CKtWlW5MVtlVK__JP99PNkMfHPIRZtfihU_uXGSXoziEB8bAsu5ikP-MJ-7hUHPtZ1iB

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u/cleverDonkey123 26d ago

I like this information so it's true.

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u/Albin4president2028 26d ago

Sounds legit. I'm with you 👍

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u/TheNerdJournals 26d ago

Same! Oh shit am I MAGA now?

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u/Albin4president2028 25d ago

You might want to get that checked out. I hear it's contagious. (If you can afford the American health care system)

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 26d ago

He plays the first round when he opens a new club and claims that as the first championship.

Also, this https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27431421/donald-trump-golf-cheat-club-champion-child-ball-water/

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u/quatro0004 24d ago

He may have taken inspiration from Admiral-General Haffaz Aladeen (The Dictator movie) where the Admiral-General Aladeen holds his own Olympics and he always wins in all kinds of sports.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 24d ago

He can barely walk without tipping over and he has no control on his bowels so he wears diapers. There's no way he's good at a physical activity, even one like golf where he can just ride around in a cart and have someone hand him a club

Maybe years ago he was solid at it, but he's also had stories of cheating following him around for decades so it's doubtful

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 26d ago

He's 80 yr old. Golf might be seen as an old mans sport but reality is once you get to a certain age your swing goes to shit and most week end hackers can out drive and out swing you

He is also a massive cheat, which is not great for a sport that is mostly honesty driven when you aren't being followed by profession tv cameras.

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u/Affectionate_War_279 26d ago

A notorious cheat by all accounts 

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u/somethrows 25d ago

He is a well known cheater at golf.

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u/MIZ_09 25d ago

He’s got a pretty good swing for his age. I would say he’s a better golfer than most in his age bracket. He better for how often he plays.

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u/Bluejayadventure 25d ago

Apparently he cheats at golf

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u/IanJMo 25d ago

He's won the championship at all the golf courses he owns!!!! No championships at other courses though.

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u/Op2myst1 24d ago

I read “Commander in Cheat” by Rick Reilly which really was entertaining. Trump is a pretty good golfer but cheats non-stop. Has his golf cart rigged so it goes twice as fast as anyone else’s, and moves balls and other tricky stuff. Most bizarre was he would claim victory at one of his club’s tournaments even if he wasn’t there if HIS score (at a Dorene course) was better than the winner’s.

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 24d ago

He is about the same as Kim Jong Un. Has the lowest handicap in history and never misses a fairway/green/put.

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u/Boatdrnk32 22d ago

He says he's a 2 HDCP but like most things out of his mouth its a lie,

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u/Strong-Set6544 21d ago

Unrelated and unwilling to Google that : is he even a good golfer?

Yeah, he’s unanimously among the elite celebrity golfers. But to no surprise, he’s unanimously considered a huge cheater too

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u/WholeHogRawDog 25d ago

He is actually really good for an 80 year old. He played with Bryson Dechambeau on YouTube and despite his old-man swing, he hits is very well. Even if they edited out any bad shots, you can tell he knows how to play the game well.