r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/Albin4president2028 26d ago

I heard he intentionally sets up 'tournaments' for just himself to claim he's king of whatever course. (Saw someone post it on reddit earlier today)

I havent looked into it either. Don't really care too.

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u/UnkleRinkus 26d ago

I read about this. Besides often telling the staff at the course (which he owns) to just give him the trophy, because he "plays better than that guy", he sets up tournaments where everyone but him plays together, and then he plays later, alone, and just manages to edge by the leader. Sometimes he manages to do that when he is giving a speech, across the country.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sportswriter-explains-donald-trump-allegedly-003013764.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACGJOGjOHwxfC5QxTPK9YN2z1dPRud6qC2vblxxVI2HVsocSyXPmjjfbJMgQcFiauDHsTLvfcbQHNRS9us0yl_V10PwwOvoq0liuM_A9CKtWlW5MVtlVK__JP99PNkMfHPIRZtfihU_uXGSXoziEB8bAsu5ikP-MJ-7hUHPtZ1iB

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u/cleverDonkey123 26d ago

I like this information so it's true.

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u/Albin4president2028 26d ago

Sounds legit. I'm with you 👍

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u/TheNerdJournals 26d ago

Same! Oh shit am I MAGA now?

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u/Albin4president2028 25d ago

You might want to get that checked out. I hear it's contagious. (If you can afford the American health care system)

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 26d ago

He plays the first round when he opens a new club and claims that as the first championship.

Also, this https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27431421/donald-trump-golf-cheat-club-champion-child-ball-water/

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u/quatro0004 24d ago

He may have taken inspiration from Admiral-General Haffaz Aladeen (The Dictator movie) where the Admiral-General Aladeen holds his own Olympics and he always wins in all kinds of sports.