r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/mkhaytman 26d ago

Hes just gonna print up a big stock chart and use a sharpie to draw the price going way way up. Problem solved.

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u/mountain-greenery 26d ago

Billions and billions…

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u/NeaTitiDeLaCroitorie 26d ago

and bllions and billions

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u/averagesaw 25d ago

on top of billions

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u/Correct_Advantage_20 25d ago

The best billions EVER !!!

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u/Spiritual-Cut9909 25d ago

The bigliest billions you ever saw, possibly the bigliest in history

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u/Correct_Advantage_20 25d ago

Well stated my friend. 👏

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u/Good_Spray4434 25d ago

Trillions

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u/hishersbothofours 25d ago

“Quadrillion if I do a 3rd term”

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u/crc_73 24d ago

Suddenly dawns on trump that there is something bigger than billions.

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u/MotherTreacle3 25d ago

https://youtu.be/u_aLESDql1U?si=-1Eaw0_7i78m2G7j

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u/Classic-Screen-500 25d ago

After awhile it started to sound like Bennigan’s and Bennigan’s… like he really wanted to eat at Bennigan’s.

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u/One-Relief3224 25d ago

Like never before

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u/ebinthetropics 25d ago

We have the best billions… other people say it, it’s true.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 25d ago

Any spare billions for the poor, please sir? 🙏

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u/R_u_ok_brah 25d ago

I hate that I read this in that voice 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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u/Spade6sic6 24d ago

Bihyons in bihyons

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u/s2rt74 23d ago

The best billionty billions.

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u/BeefistPrime 25d ago

I chucked at this until I realized this is not even an exaggeration, this is literally the sort of thing he's done before and would do again.

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u/Flat-Control6952 25d ago

He's buying a brand new Tesla today to help, lolol

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u/jcned 26d ago

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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u/Actual-Package-3164 25d ago

Diaper Donald: My Shit Accomplished

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u/Successful_Tap92 25d ago

Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice can’t get fooled again

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u/Tzitzio23 25d ago

Kind of like that hurricane incident, yeah! As sad as this sh** is, it’s funny to see the high level boot lickers trying to spin it to make it seem as if he wasn’t incorrect. Imagine leading an illustrious career only to be remembered as the clown who tried to salvage Trump from embarrassment, and then him probably flinging shit at you b/c he has no sense of loyalty to anyone.

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u/Actual-Package-3164 25d ago

Magic Sharpie to the rescue!

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u/urmyleander 25d ago

No no no just like the hurricanes he can nuke them, he will nuke the stock market and it will blow up, it will be such a big rise.