r/WallStreetbetsELITE 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/SalvationSycamore 26d ago

He's going to ban stock prices from being public lol. The numbers aren't going down if you can't see them.

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u/Musikcookie 26d ago

”People come to me and they say ’this is the greatest‘, they say that. They do. The biggest change ever, they say they had to guess future stock prices. These big changes, big plans, will make you guess now-prices too. It‘s true! And you know what they say? They say how does he do that but I just do!“

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u/joemamah77 25d ago

“Big strong men with tears in their eyes”

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u/jackclark1 26d ago

best zinger so far