r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/eijisawakita • 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 25d ago

Actually, that’d be a hilarious reasoning for his takeover. Hey, I’m making the government more efficient and firing everyone. Lemme fire Trump and asume his role!

Suddenly we have a second Hitler.

Well, not we, you, I’m in Spain.

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 23d ago

We is correct. Hitler wasn't just bad for Germany.

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 23d ago

Yeah, I’m aware that we’re in a globalised world and everybody depends on everybody else.

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u/zombieslurpee 23d ago

That's what shocked me about the US right now.

Ok, you voted for Trump, whatever. I'm no one to tell if you're wrong or right. But why the fuck are they tolerating Musk in the white house?

He's no one to be there. He's the little bitch that should be sent to his home country

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u/FamousUniversity5033 22d ago

Nobody can get rid of him now. He bought Dump the presidency, he rigged his election, he's ransacking the US government, getting rid of the evidence, avoiding people.

Touching him, his cars, or anything Tesla is now an act of terrorism. He's a pussy, maniac on drugs Should be deported.

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u/WoodLouseAustralasia 23d ago

Lol fucking epic

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u/YorkshireDancer 21d ago

Third Hitler. Putin is the reincarnation.