r/WallStreetbetsELITE 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/AssistanceCheap379 26d ago

Yeah, but it would be something like triple that if he never worked.

Which doesn’t seem like a lot, but 18 million over 6 weeks is still 3 million a week, so it would be like 9 million a week to never have him step into the White House ever again

Yeah, it’s worth it. 500 million a year for 4 years to keep him from doing any more damage honestly seems like a bargain.

But only if Musk goes with him

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u/PraxicalExperience 25d ago

And his little toad, Vance.

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u/Dry-Neck9762 25d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't made an official proclamation that Maralardo is the new official Whitehouse, and the current Whitehouse will be sold to the highest bidder - Elon would be the highest (on ketimine) bidder

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u/Past-Application-552 24d ago

Don’t give him any ideas…

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u/_robmillion_ 24d ago

I can stay out of the Whitehouse for less than half of that!

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u/AssistanceCheap379 24d ago

You’re staying out of the White House for $0 so far, clearly a better POTUS than Trump

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 23d ago

How much to send the lot of them on a rocket to mars?

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u/KittyMushi 21d ago

And Vance too