r/WallStreetbetsELITE 26d ago

MEME Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.

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u/AnitsdaBad0mbre 25d ago

It's not even poes law. It's the man is such a fucking joke he's impossible to parody, same way they stopped black mirror cause life is unparodyable you can't push things further than a bunch of "Christians" electing a child rapist who has a video saying "if I was to ever run for office I'd be a republican because they're stupid and will believe anything" like you can't even push it any further. He's ruined everything they love and need to survive and they're stood on TV like "well if I have to suffer so that Donny can hate crime all the brown people away, well we'll just have to cut back won't we I don't mind, I know he's looking out for me" while he's cutting the strings that keep the boulder from falling on your house because he thinks Elon might have longer shoe laces than him and he can't have that.

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u/AnitsdaBad0mbre 24d ago

Two things can be true at once haha

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u/Powerful_Knowledge68 24d ago

Donnie never said that