Today’s a good day

[u/mechanic338]

[u/stemh18]

Aaaaaand it’s gone

[u/Excellent-Data-1286 → u/stemh18]

Holy shit we are so back

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/Excellent-Data-1286]

Back to Red baby

[u/Mouthshitter → u/Icy_Ground1637]

GET ME OFF THIS RIDE

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Democrats should turn there colors from blue to green because when ever they are in White House the stocks are all green baby and republicans should keep the color red lol 😂

[u/Less-Researcher184 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Blue is pro American Red is the colour of America's enemies.

[u/madadekinai → u/Icy_Ground1637]

I get it now, red party, or Republicans, why they choose to be the red party.

[u/Mr__O__ → u/madadekinai]

I like it! Throughout the 20th century, Dems were portrayed as red more often—for the working class (like China / Russia)—and Reps were blue (for wealth). Ironically, during the 2000 election, all the major news stations had Dems (Gore) blue and Reps (Bush Jr) red, and it has stuck since, while the Reps also shifted towards the working class for their base.

[u/sn4xchan → u/stemh18]

I bought a fucking short on the Dow last week. Making money.

[u/666Satanicfox → u/stemh18]

You serious ? Fuck happened ?

[u/Fif112 → u/666Satanicfox]

https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

Idk what they’re talking about tbh.

It’s not all red, but it’s definitely not all green.

[u/Xijit]

Yay, 5% up (after falling 40%).

[u/ThrowRA_sadgal → u/Xijit]

And as soon as Trump notices, he’ll announce a 5 billion % tariff on air.

[u/kid_kamp → u/ThrowRA_sadgal]

and then he’ll back track and delay and the market go brrrr

[u/Ethicaldreamer → u/kid_kamp]

Is this what bulimia looks like in a stock market

[u/Anonimity101 → u/ThrowRA_sadgal]

Wealthy conservatives felt obligated to make offerings to their god.

[u/The_First_Drop → u/ThrowRA_sadgal]

Then he’ll talk about all the money he’ll bring in from that tariff, because he definitely knows how tariffs work

[u/madadekinai → u/ThrowRA_sadgal]

And that just happened. Tariffs on the EU, I believe, who knows at this point.

[u/johnyct9760 → u/Xijit]

Yeah this guy gets it

[u/zntgrg → u/Xijit]

Just random people buying some bargains, i guess.

[u/trudat]

Here’s your reminder it takes 100% gain to make up for a 50% loss.

[u/JaMMi01202 → u/trudat]

Get thanks Mr Positive, really picked me up there :,-(

40% down.

[u/Nonhinged → u/JaMMi01202]

Only need 70% gain then!

[u/yroyathon → u/Nonhinged]

Even less, only 66.6666666666...% gain, no problem.

[u/Cableperson → u/trudat]

Lol

[u/Echo-24]

People really bought into the trump/ musk session regarding tesla

[u/Ok-Independence-5388 → u/Echo-24]

Probably more of the inflation data not coming back ridiculously high and actually slightly lower. But even then this could reverse so quick as that’s probably not enough to keep the market moving up without something else to prop it up. Just my 2 cents I’m regarded so take everything I said with a grain of salt

[u/Echo-24 → u/Ok-Independence-5388]

Now you've said you're regarded I'm interested.. 🤔

[u/Healthy-Pride3873 → u/Ok-Independence-5388]

To be fair I thought $220 tesla couldn’t support but I got fucked on TSLQ cuz I’m regarded

[u/Chadstronomer → u/Echo-24]

If you were smart you sell your puts, buy long, sell, and buy puts again. I can't be arsed though. And it feels nice to open and see my positions are still up 100%. I will sell them after the inminent shit show that earnings report will be.

[u/coffee-x-tea → u/Echo-24]

This will barely put a dent in offsetting the overall downward spiral of sales volume (future and volume that has already been lost).

Among their supporters, they will praise Trump’s endorsement of Tesla and the relationship between him and Elon. But, end of the day, they aren’t going to show much support with their wallets.

[u/godnvrsaysoops → u/coffee-x-tea]

They can afford to, these aren’t rich people and teslas are not cheap. 

[u/Handsaretide → u/Echo-24]

I mean the most impressionable cult in the world is now being told that to please Dear Leader, they’ll switch to Teslas

We are about to see a strange paradigm shift in the redneck community.

These are the people who took about a decade to go from “Support 2 wars in the Middle East or you love terrorists” to “Evil Globalist Warmongers caused so much needless death and destruction in the Middle East”

I’m guessing they overcome the cognitive dissonance with “Ford F150 for for me, Tesla for my wife.

[u/hillbillyspellingbee → u/Handsaretide]

Nah, they’re broke. 

They ain’t buying shit. 

Maybe a Huffy, lmao. 

[u/Rivercitybruin → u/Echo-24]

Rollback tariffs more.

[u/Kypzil]

Buddy jinxed it 😂

[u/Octan3]

The pump before the next dump.  I'm going to wait a month and see. Too much of a circus right now.

[u/JaMMi01202 → u/Octan3]

Sadly true.

[u/ThatDidntWorkOut → u/Octan3]

I’m getting back in Friday if it’s green.

:in puts

[u/Healthy-Pride3873]

Lasted as long as me in bed

[u/Talltoddie]

Tell that to my puts 😒

[u/Centralredditfan → u/Talltoddie]

Just wait a day. They'll be fine.

[u/Talltoddie → u/Centralredditfan]

Never thought I’d be routing for a new tariff to drop.

[u/DietWaterisAmazing → u/Talltoddie]

Please trump more tariffs 🙏🏽, just bought puts today

[u/Prudent_Campaign_909 → u/Talltoddie]

bought some calls for tomorrow !!!

[u/Talltoddie → u/Prudent_Campaign_909]

Can I get 10% for use of my curse?

[u/Prudent_Campaign_909 → u/Talltoddie]

How do you gonna do that ? 🤣

[u/Jasonrj → u/Talltoddie]

I bought more puts today.

[u/AdmitThatYouPrune]

I don't talk about "good days" or "bad days" until exactly at 4:01 EST.

[u/JaMMi01202 → u/AdmitThatYouPrune]

The fact we get a (quasi) "good day" because orange man didn't say anything borderline insane for 12 hours is... limiting, somewhat.

Hard to know which the market will blow when his next 12 to 24 hours could contain anything from mandatory worming tablets for under 30s to fight bird flu it's just anything isn't it. There's no way to predict the insanity so I shall not bother to try.

[u/Jasonrj → u/JaMMi01202]

Was he golfing today? Someone get him some new clubs or something to keep him distracted.

[u/EvillNooB]

I'm tired of winning, can we get fire sale of stocks again?

[u/Deathstriker908]

Tomorrow: anddddd it’s gone (I love South Park)

[u/Easy_Cancel5497 → u/Deathstriker908]

In a thousand years, Southpark will be seen as a modern age Nostradamus concept.

[u/Initial_Map9331]

No, because the whole market is till down almost 50k yall are dumb

[u/FKTVCC]

Was a good day during ten minutes 😂

[u/mrpotatonutz]

Whiplash market my calls were worthless yesterday but I got out in the money today go figure I’m short TSLA now

[u/Standard_Court_5639]

The $5 Trillion Stock Wipeout Is Rattling America’s Big Spenders https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-12/stock-market-today-losses-in-nvidia-tesla-bitcoin-rattle-top-stock-trades

These little bump up days. Will keep them thinking stay in, gonna come back. Based on what? What’s the greater probability?

Next leg down will come as those who are driving the vast majority of consumption in the US lose their shit seeing how much they lost in markets. There is a direct correlation between sense wealth effect and willingness to spend. So America’s economy will suffer.

Not to mention all the aggressive alpha male types who have only really been in markets during these high flying times and are in options and out on margin- THE CALL is coming.

[u/SillyWoodpecker6508]

I liked it more when everything was on sale...

[u/PolyMedical]

I JUST sold

[u/justhereforthemoneey]

Lol market up half a percent and people acting like it's all going to be ok.

Had a dude on Facebook tell me the moment the Ukraine war is over the market will turn around.

Like are maga morons really this dumb? Lol

[u/johnyct9760]

I mean like only if your portfolio has existed in a vacuum for the last 4 weeks but sure why not green is green.. I guess so the GDP numbers come out.

[u/Watch-it-burn420]

https://x.com/flawedaxioms/status/1899354596608536910?s=46

Funny reaction to a kid seeing his dad freak out about the stock market on feb 3 with a follow up one month later lol

[u/Rivercitybruin]

2nd chance to sell... TSLA especially

[u/Happy-Prompt-9361]

its fine it will fall another 10% tomorrow

[u/NotMyAccountDumbass]

Lol, you guys are fucked

[u/No-Spare-4212]

Days not over yet….

[u/renasancedad]

It’s like that one solid beat after the PED shocks the heart, then we go Asystole again.

[u/Nervous_Book_4375]

Everybody is buying cheap but this is what the numbers look like in a casino. The base is about to drop.

[u/Professional-Dig-285]

yeah after falling 40%...

[u/orangewhitecorgi23]

Why do we base the economy off of what the super rich people are investing in, instead of what the working class can afford to buy at the grocery store?

[u/earthspaceman]

They are preparing for Friday. Biggest crashes happen on Friday.

[u/billy_hoyle92]

Just checking in, still winning I see.

[u/seanie_baby]

😔

[u/Accomplished_Olive99]

this was good

[u/PotentialTricky9314]

I loved it coming down. Buying as much as I can. Don't want it to go back up yet.

[u/BallsDeepAndBroke]

Catch ya tomorrow

[u/clutchkillah1337]

day isn't over yet

[u/Blank_Canvas21]

Bouncy cat!

[u/King_K_24]

Of course it is, I bought puts

[u/[deleted]]

RIP my 2x leveraged TSLA puts.

[u/mathtech]

It's because i bought TSLQ

[u/avemew]

Sell sell sell 😂

I'm honestly lucky af that I closed all my positions monday and can now chill out for the next crash, which is happening right now... Ofc Trump would pull an illegal pr move for reputation...

Why am I still texting.

[u/Beginning_Cap_7097]

Yaaaay need another 4.5% to recover (currently at .5%) :v

[u/Gagnrope]

Bounce for ants

[u/BigSkySea]

Yay the only thing that matters is the stock market

[u/Barnman11]

Don’t you worry they will take it back tomorrow

[u/pandasarefrekingcool]

What is this color called???

[u/Fearless_Ad1055]

Is the day over?

[u/Qazwas32]

Green days are pathetic relative to red days especially in terms of indexes performance

[u/Admirable_Fox_397]

RIP Benny Harvey

[u/mayday2600]

That face in the morning is classic! Describes me exactly.

[u/ichfahreumdenSIEG]

We are so back.

[u/Mondkind83]

Did Trump forget the password to his social media?

[u/Other-Hat-3817]

Great now we get to hear Trump's propaganda about what an economic genius he is and how great his tariffs are working

[u/ErrorcMix]

Spy 500 before spy 600 🕵️

[u/Apollo_Delphi]

get ready for Friday ... Government shutdown coming !

[u/Scenic719]

https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?si=DGJtaMZ-mKudzVTc

[u/Major-Ad7585]

The plunge protection team worked overtime

[u/Antilazuli]

When you are at the bottom, the only way is up

[u/beetlejuice675]

What is this color? Why is it not red? Is it broken?

[u/CobraCodes]

Tariffs are the best, aren’t they??

[u/Crist1n4]

Today’s a …. day

[u/DonnieBlueberry]

Hows today going?

[u/Cableperson]

Stop trying to time the market. Shit goes up and down. That's what it does.

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah %0.0001 +

[u/HILOKE1]

Is it Monday yet?

[u/NormieChad]

The executive order worked!