Uncle Sam Needs Your Help!

[u/Former-Lobster1917]

[u/Aggressive-Guitar769]

Does tslq count? 

[u/bigorangemachine → u/Aggressive-Guitar769]

lord savior TSLQ take us to MARS

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/bigorangemachine]

The real reason Elon wants to cut 2 trillion from budget he needs 1trillon to go to mars lol 😂 ya that is the current estimate to go to mars by scientists 👨‍🔬

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Joke is on him we broke and 50% is military spending 25% is debt 💸 from military spend then social security then etc ya he is going to cut government programs are not going to get you to 1 trillion lol 😂 you need to cut military it’s the only way you idiot. When adding military you have to add military retirement, military healthcare, NASA, CIA, FBI, and all the defense contractors and there are a lot lol 😂 republicans part is owned by defense contractors lol 😂 why do you think 🤔 he likes tariff so much they are like we can build 100% here lol 😂 The f-35 program cost 3 trillion might be 4 trillion in the future but this is a program trump signed last time in office I added up the cost the f-35 last half the age of a f-15/f-16 etc they are very expensive because you have to through it way half way through life because it’s stealth 🥷!!!
I call the new trump super carriers the trillion dollar carrier because the cost to run a operate them cost trillions over life time lol 😂 So if Elon cuts one carrier out of the 6 trump order he will find money lol 😂 no he won’t it’s debt 💸 not money what a lie

[u/lioncourt → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Emojis are not a good replacement for punctuation.

[u/Healthy-Pride3873 → u/Aggressive-Guitar769]

Why wouldn’t it?

[u/SunshineSeattle → u/Healthy-Pride3873]

Cause it isn't actually shorting. Ya know selling shares short?

[u/Healthy-Pride3873 → u/SunshineSeattle]

🤷‍♂️still fighting the fight. not everyone has the money to short so I’ll count tslq for now

[u/Chicken-Chamber → u/SunshineSeattle]

How does it work, then?

[u/SunshineSeattle → u/Chicken-Chamber]

They use a synthetic covered calls strategy I believe

[u/66655555555544554]

There’s an ETF ticker “CRSH” that is specifically shorting TSLA. I’ve made $500 this month alone and I didn’t even invest that much. I think per share price is around $7.50-$8.00

[u/Zestyclose_Ad2448 → u/66655555555544554]

tsdd and tslz are double inverse.

[u/marcramirezz]

Don't short it.... That leads to short squeeze... Just sell it... Or but lithium produces.. Drive the cost of lithium up....

[u/Skibomber69 → u/marcramirezz]

What if you never close? But yeah good point.

[u/4acomitragynine → u/marcramirezz]

Been buying RIVN as a protest to tesla.

[u/Quiet-Advice-8578 → u/4acomitragynine]

Buy LCID as a protest to Tesla

[u/Maximum-Flat]

Since I am wallstreet bet regards. I gonna go all in TSLL put options.

[u/Chemical_Refuse_1030]

This new US administration already cost me at least 5000 usd. I will gladly burn an additional grand to hurt Musk.

Edit: bought 20 TSLQ yesterday evening.

[u/Cosmo1744]

I want to but know that as soon as I will, there will be an emergency meeting to boot the Nazi out as president / ceo and off the board. Then it will rebound.

[u/bramstambler → u/Cosmo1744]

It might a little, but Elon brought the hype. Without the hype I feel that they won’t be able to maintain the same valuation

[u/NommedUpon → u/bramstambler]

He has turned the hype against himself. It is not currently adding value.

[u/Pendraconica → u/bramstambler]

They could pull a coca cola and rebrand as "Tesla Classic!"

[u/dontpushbutpull → u/bramstambler]

There could be a new hype about culturally overcoming the douche.

[u/Quintus_Cicero → u/dontpushbutpull]

the fundamentals of Tesla are all over the place. Without Elon to « justify » the sky high valuation, it’ll likely crumble like a house of cards

[u/Usual-Instruction445]

Will buy TSLQ tomorrow

[u/Kingkongcrapper]

Put that shit in the ground.

[u/InternationalSound13]

So inverse reddit / wsb and long calls?

[u/the_tral]

Since when did this become a political channel and not about making money?

[u/ParsnipDecent6530]

I'm doing my part!!

[u/BobUecker1]

Hell yes!

[u/Accomplished-Bet8880]

Been short baby.

[u/thatwolfieguy → u/Accomplished-Bet8880]

Same. Took a beating this week.

[u/Secularnirvana]

I'm doing my part 🫡

[u/Hege_Knight]

TESLUR!

[u/Avaloncruisinchic]

Who the hell is buying this garbage

[u/No-Lion-1400]

Good luck ill buy calls

[u/Former-Lobster1917 → u/No-Lion-1400]

someone has to be the bag holder i suppose

[u/Quiet-Advice-8578]

Buy LCID stock in protest to Elon! Stick it to him!

[u/BigPlayCrypto]

Uncle Sam doesn’t exist

[u/bunsenburgerxx]

🫡🫡🫡

[u/MiniMini662]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🍊💩🇺🇸🖕🏻🖕🏻F DT

[u/ArkhamKnight_1]

Amen!

GameStop! Diamond hands!!

[u/ZeBoyceman → u/ArkhamKnight_1]

Damn I both short TLSA and hold GME I must be truly regarded

[u/theswedishguy94]

Yes but 100 TSLA put options expiring on april 4th.

[u/silsum]

Someone show me how

[u/Negative_Ad_3822]

TSLQ

[u/RadiantMog]

All in on TSLZ (2x inverse), let’s see this drop to the floor

[u/[deleted]]

This could be seeding for a short squeeze

[u/Aggravating_Dog8043]

And Tesler? I'm confused.

[u/UnitedCapricorn1411]

How to do it?

So i'm basically a student and got my 3-4 ETFs here(US is reduced) in my Neobroker

Where can i short TSLA? Is it possible with "only" 1-2K?

[u/BellyFullOfMochi]

Yes.

[u/[deleted]]

Those that have done, have done.

[u/Lobstermashpotato]

Soooo buy 1yr calls.

[u/EzmegaziS]

🤣

[u/FamiliarDirection946]

I did this last time and ended up losing money on TLSA. I don't know why I keep hurting myself!

[u/Exa_n]

Yes sir!🫡

[u/RevolutionaryPhoto24]

Yes.

[u/BlueSwoosh248]

Bought more today

[u/HelloYesThisIsFemale]

Since when did this subreddit become about political activism rather than making money? Who cares about the politics, what's your thesis??

[u/Pendraconica → u/HelloYesThisIsFemale]

Elon becoming involved in politics has drastically affected yh3 value of his companies. It's entirely relevant.

[u/HelloYesThisIsFemale → u/Pendraconica]

Sure but this is a poster just saying they want people to short Tesla stock. Ironically taken from historical propaganda posters. People are just trying to manipulate at this point.

[u/TulsaOSUfan → u/HelloYesThisIsFemale]

I agree. Let’s keep the politics to the political sub unless it is directly related to a stock.

[u/Disco_Biscuit12]

No.

[u/couchtomatopotato]

but how do i make money off of it.

[u/entinenmies]

Can't argue with the man.

[u/Sweaty_Slide]

holding tslz

[u/HawaiianTex]

Get after Elon and stop him from further investigations into fraud, theft and waste. Us screaming to get Elon, have nothing to hide or worry about by the way. Orange man and investigation man are bad!!!

[u/Consistent_Kick_6541 → u/HawaiianTex]

Trusting unaccountable billionaires to improve your life is the least American thing on earth.

The founding fathers would have called you a pussy.

[u/HawaiianTex → u/Consistent_Kick_6541]

So Warren Buffet has been wrong for his investors for 50+ years...? Bot better!!!

[u/Consistent_Kick_6541 → u/HawaiianTex]

What a worthless counter argument.

Firstly, Warren is one of the few billionaires with an actual human conscience and not a black void of narcissism and psychopathy. If he was elected to office and abided by the Democratic process he would not be acting like Trump or Elon, he would be slowly building up policy that provides stability.

Secondly, I'm clearly talking about the vast majority of people who don't benefit from the policies that Trump and Elon are enacting. Just because a privileged minority of people benefit doesn't mean that it's good for society as a whole.

If you honestly think that they're going to improve corruption, you are genuinely braindead

[u/HalfDouble3659 → u/HawaiianTex]

Yeah thats why he hasnt shown up to any of the committees. Because hes finding sooo much fraud right?

[u/HawaiianTex → u/HalfDouble3659]

Realize that the conversation you had in your head, was in fact, in your head only. I don't know who you're referring to and specifically which committees. If you have facts, please feel free to present them. (I wished you well in my head, which is why i didn't feel the need to type it).

[u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw → u/HawaiianTex]

Where's your evidence he's done anything you say he's accomplished

[u/HawaiianTex → u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw]

Who and what did I claim, they, did?

[u/Suspicious_Ratio_343]

Soros needs your help and will hire you today for his Tesla wrecking crews! Looks to get on his payroll and make money for vandalism! And remember, don’t support Billionaires 😅😂🤣

[u/Specialist_Meal_7891]

Why, so you can profit off us by going long? 😂

[u/TexFarmer]

Yes, Please do, I need to buy more and I like getting it at a discount!